After signing with AC Milan, I will be the king of football!

Chapter 1279: Chapter 382: UEFA Tears into the English FA

The scheming isn’t so severe, usually if you’re not happy, you just have a fight, rarely do things behind people’s back.

Yellow Ball King doesn’t really care about his over-100-million annual salary.

”Daily Mail”: ”Mourinho admitted at the press conference that he might leave Chelsea for a short break. Perhaps the Chelsea manager position is truly cursed. Look at the seven people who have managed Chelsea this season, including Chelsea’s assistant coach, fitness coach, club owner, and head team doctor...”

The Mail really loves reporting on these things, urban legends.

The Bale’s Curse was also reported by them initially.

Harry sometimes doesn’t dare to use Bale, definitely influenced by them.

In European football, there are only extremely superstitious and slightly superstitious coaches; you can hardly find anyone who completely believes in materialism.

Coaches who are slightly superstitious just have fixed little superstitions.

Those heavily superstitious coaches would get involved with Wizards, like Eriksson and Hoddle.

Speaking of them, both were former England managers.

The British have a terrible eye for selecting coaches.

Eriksson being superstitious aside, he’s not very bright either.

He actually fell for a journalist’s trickery.

But even a coach as strong as Ferguson and Wenger will abandon a third away kit for a season, if they don’t win wearing it, never letting players wear it again.

As for within the country.

It’s not much better.

The forward Manuel Pelle who is particularly skilled at making seals, laughed during an interview as he talked about finding a master for divination before matches and wearing green boots the next day.

Looking at it like this, only Yellow Ball King is a refreshing breeze in the entire football world.

Who the hell could’ve thought that Yellow Ball King, frequently bothered by Vatican, is actually an atheist.

Sometimes, the way the world works is just so ironic.

It’s like the news is often meticulously fabricated.

”The Sun newspaper” reported about Cole again.

After winning yesterday, both Coles and Deco went out to party until past two, spending 80,000 pounds, and finally left the nightclub with some girls.

What surprised Huang Kaiwen was that Terry didn’t join them in the fun.

”Manchester Evening News”: ”Ferguson fancies Benzema; the player himself is doubtful about joining Premier League. According to a Lyon player, Benzema mentioned that if he were to play in Premier League, he’d only want to join Chelsea.”

Huang Kaiwen nodded.

Benzema has quite the eye.

The subsequent transfer news seemed fake.

The British media are pretty skilled at fabricating stories, just treat it as entertainment.

Browsed casually a few more times, Huang Kaiwen tossed the newspaper aside to play video games.

Though yesterday he took it easy, Lily was still pretty exhausted.

Let her rest well.

At lunchtime, Huang Kaiwen went upstairs to wake Lily up.

This girl acted spoiled, making Huang Kaiwen feed her throughout their meal while her hands were restless.

Too bad there’s a victory parade later.

After the meal, Huang Kaiwen took Lily to Stamford Bridge.

Though London has more than a dozen teams, today belongs to Chelsea.

The entire city seemed to be painted blue.

The bus departed from Stamford Bridge, with Huang Kaiwen continuously waving at the fans.

Feeling a bit bored, he twirled his wrist, making a deck of cards appear in his hand.

”Ashley, how about giving you a chance to win back?”

Huang Kaiwen asked with a smile.

”Forget it, I don’t like playing this stuff.”

Ashley Cole shook his head and said.

”Then why ask me if I’m going to Las Vegas during the holiday?” Terry said irritably, exposing Ashley Cole.

”I just want to travel, understand!”

Ashley Cole stuck his neck out and argued.

”Right, right, travel in the desert.”

Terry saw on TV that Las Vegas was originally a desert.

”Anyway, I don’t want to talk to you guys.”

Ashley Cole changed his position, moving to the front of the bus.

”Play a few rounds?”

Terry asked.

”Sure!!!”

Huang Kaiwen nodded excitedly.

Ramos pulled out the ledger from his waist bag, sitting next to Huang Kaiwen.

Huang Kaiwen hadn’t expected.

During the victory parade, he could earn a small profit.

Without relying on [Master of Cards], just by using his intelligence, he ensures that against most players, he’s more often winning than losing.

Against opponents like Terry, Huang Kaiwen can even manage to make himself lose, allowing his good buddy Ramos to win along.

”Kevin, get up and wave to the fans.”

Huntelaar shouted.

Huang Kaiwen reluctantly got up.

The bus parade route was too short.

Otherwise, Yellow Ball King would’ve surely made Terry’s victory bonus change to a different surname.

Once the parade ended, the bus returned to Stamford Bridge.

Due to stadium capacity issues, today’s celebration tickets were being resold.

The facade of Stamford Bridge was already adorned with a banner stating the championship belongs to the fans.

The wealthy Abramovich had arranged City Hall in advance, with various fireworks displays over the River Thames.

”Another year of championship celebration.”

Zhang laughed and said: ”Huang Kaiwen has won UEFA Champions League for five consecutive years, Stamford Bridge has specially displayed a banner stating Huang Kaiwen is greater than Real Madrid, clearly indicating Chelsea fans adore Huang Kaiwen who only joined a year ago.”

”Today’s championship celebration, it’s clear the invited performance guests are mostly young people. Maybe that’s Chelsea’s philosophy, not just talking about heritage, but attracting more young people to grow with the team. It’s hard to imagine how many championship trophies Chelsea will have in a few years.”

”Yes, Britney’s opening performance, she’s a world superstar, extremely popular worldwide, especially in English-speaking circles. Also, the girl group High Singing Girls where Ashley Cole’s wife is part of, they are like family with Chelsea haha.”