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Chapter 559: Chapter 559: You’re All Wings

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Oh no, am I hallucinating?

Curly-haired Guy: I’d like to say this is a hallucination too, but sadly, it isn’t.

Pretty Boy from Skull Island: Terrifying.

This is an Actor: With acting this over-the-top, you could go star in a comedy show.

Doujin Artist: This isn’t over-the-top acting! We’re genuinely shocked! Anzen, what happened to you? You, you haven’t been possessed by someone else, have you?

This is an Actor: Who would possess me? The God of Creation from all worlds, or one of the saints from the Primordial World?

Lazy Kitten: He made a joke. He actually made a joke! I can’t believe it. I really can’t believe it. Where’s Big Sis Konan? Hurry and have her go check on her boyfriend!

Soul Society’s Villain: She’s too excited to respond right now.

Unohana Retsu glanced at Konan, who was grinning foolishly nearby, and shook her head helplessly. He only called her ”big sis.” Was there really any need to be this happy?

This is an Actor: This is my fault. I guess I didn’t ease into it enough. I changed too quickly.

Machete Girl: I think everyone just had too strong an impression of you. The Anzen we know is always so serious. You rarely act like this.

Lin Fengjiao: Yeah. You sometimes make jokes, but when it comes to things like how people address each other, you never used to give an inch.

This is an Actor: Hearing you put it that way, I’m starting to think my old self may have been the kind of person who couldn’t take a joke.

Doujin Artist: It’s not that you couldn’t take a joke. You were just too quiet. In our old conversations, you were always the one who said the least. So our lasting impression of you was that of some cold, distant CEO.

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Eriri, that ”cold, distant CEO” comparison is spot-on!

This is an Actor: All right, I get it. It was probably an aftereffect of my career in my past life and all the role-playing I did. I realize that now.

Amegakure Village’s Angel: You didn’t have to change, though. No matter what kind of person you are, Anzen, I like you.

By this point, Konan had recovered, though her cheeks were flushed. Hearing her boyfriend call her ”big sis” made her feel like her life had already been worthwhile.

Doujin Artist: Big Sis Konan, could you stop rubbing your relationship in our faces?

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Eriri, don’t be so sensitive. I think Big Sis Konan was just speaking from the heart. She has every right to say things like that.

Doujin Artist: Ruiko! You really are acting strange! How can you even say something so fake? What exactly happened between you and Anzen in Academy City?

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: N-Nothing happened. We just pretended to be boyfriend and girlfriend.

Doujin Artist: No way, you’re not fooling me! You two didn’t actually sleep together, did you?

Amegakure Village’s Angel: ?

Konan had still been smiling, but her face instantly turned dark. At the same time, the overwhelming spiritual pressure inside her suddenly burst out.

Creak, creak.

The furniture and decorations throughout the room began to tremble in a steady rhythm. Even the air seemed to grow thick and heavy.

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: No! Absolutely not! Eriri, don’t say things like that!

Saten Ruiko was sweating with panic. She really didn’t want Konan to get the wrong idea. More importantly, nothing like that had actually happened. The group leader’s innocence had to be protected.

Doujin Artist: But there’s obviously something going on between you two!

Eriri thought about it carefully and decided that Ruiko probably wasn’t that bold. Maybe she had wanted to get ahead of everyone else, but she definitely wouldn’t have dared to make the first move physically.

This is an Actor: Ruiko and I have confirmed our relationship. Of course, that’s all we’ve done.

Gerard announced it calmly. He saw no reason to hide it.

Amegakure Village’s Angel: I see.

Konan finally let out a sigh of relief, and the poor furniture got a chance to breathe again.

Doujin Artist: Y-You confirmed your relationship? Seriously?

Lazy Kitten: So that’s how it is. No wonder Anzen has changed. It’s a good thing. The current Anzen has more warmth in him. He doesn’t feel like some lofty god who has everything under his control anymore.

Wig Guy: That’s true. The president used to give off the feeling that he was looking down on the whole world.

Curly-haired Guy: I think that feeling was perfectly normal, since the president really is a god. Aren’t gods supposed to be above everyone else?

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Big Sis Konan, I’m sorry! I-I was the one who confessed to Anzen!

Amegakure Village’s Angel: Why are you apologizing? This was something we all agreed on. Like I said, Anzen’s first time has to be mine. Whatever happens after that is fine.

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: E-Even so, I still...

Ruiko still felt a little guilty. In her mind, what she had done really did make her look like the other woman. But if she had the chance to do it all over again, she would still confess.

Doujin Artist: Well, Big Sis Konan already said she doesn’t mind. But I still think you owe us an explanation. Jumping the gun like that was seriously unfair!

Eriri felt terrible about it now, and even a little irritated. They had all agreed to eat the cake together, but Ruiko had gone and taken the first spoonful.

Machete Girl: I agree. Ruiko, that was cheating!

This is an Actor: Don’t give Ruiko a hard time. At the time, I agreed without hesitating too.

Doujin Artist: This has nothing to do with you!

Machete Girl: Right. Ruiko is the one who needs to answer!

This is an Actor: ?

Gerard was completely bewildered. Confirming a relationship was something both people did, so how could it have nothing to do with him?

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Um, sorry. I admit that I jumped the gun, but I don’t think it was wrong. The mood was perfect, and if I hadn’t confessed right then, I would have regretted it.

Lazy Kitten: Wow, I never expected our Ruiko to be the bold, all-or-nothing type when it comes to love.

Scarlet Lotus Fairy: She’s still much better than certain people who refuse to be honest.

Doujin Artist: W-Who are you calling dishonest?

Curly-haired Guy: Hey, don’t make snide remarks!

Scarlet Lotus Fairy: ? Did the shoe fit?

Amegakure Village’s Angel: Congratulations, Mochou. Your bait worked. Two complete idiots took it hook, line, and sinker.

Shark-Faced Guy: It’s amazing that even the most obvious bait still catches fish.

Soul Society’s Villain: There’s something else I want to know, Anzen. If it hadn’t been Ruiko who confessed to you, but another girl from the group, would you have said yes to her too?

This is an Actor: Yes.

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