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Chapter 18 : It’s just the Golden Cudgel! · Oct 04, 2026

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1 Chapter 1 : The Flying Brother Who Only Knows How to Play with Galahad. 2026-10-04
2 Chapter 2 : My younger sister is in a relationship?! 2026-10-04
3 Chapter 3 : People, Fragrance 2026-10-04
4 Chapter 4 : Magical Girl, Watch My Battle! 2026-10-04
5 Chapter 5 : Is Chapter 5 correct? 2026-10-04
6 Chapter 6 : If Heaven hadn’t given birth to our Heavenly Emperor! Eh? 2026-10-04
7 Chapter 7 : , Battle 1! 2026-10-04
8 Chapter 8 : The Magical Girl’s First Battle! 2026-10-04
9 Chapter 9 : Sister, for the sake of my future, I have no choice but to ask you to jump off the building! 2026-10-04
10 Chapter 10 : The Great Sage Returns. 2026-10-04
11 Chapter 11 : is nothing special. 2026-10-04
12 Chapter 12 : The Aston Martin and the Little Green Through Several Hands 2026-10-04
13 Chapter 13 : , 99% complete, a rare find~ 2026-10-04
14 Chapter 14 : College Entrance Examination 2026-10-04
15 Chapter 15 : Chapter 14 Do Calamity Beasts Also Hate the Rich? 2026-10-04
16 Chapter 16 : Seeing him in Chapter 16 brought me peace of mind. 2026-10-04
17 Chapter 17 : The Little Monster’s Last Summer. 2026-10-04
18 Chapter 18 : It’s just the Golden Cudgel! 2026-10-04
19 Chapter 19 : Princess and Young Masters 2026-10-04
20 Chapter 20 : My New Car! 2026-10-04
21 Chapter 21 : The Pei Family of the Imperial Capital 2026-10-04
22 Chapter 22 : The Real Psionic Armor! 2026-10-04
23 Chapter 23 : God! Fang Xun! 2026-10-04
24 Chapter 24 : Is that senior your brother?! 2026-10-04
25 Chapter 25 : Assessment 2026-10-04
26 Chapter 26 : Chapter 25 Is the senior a punching bag?! 2026-10-04
27 Chapter 27 : We’re all friends! The research institute is yours! 2026-10-04
28 Chapter 28 : The research institute is gone, but a fortune of millions remains! 2026-10-04
29 Chapter 29 : What a relief to have met you sooner! 2026-10-04
30 Chapter 30 : Don’t be afraid, let’s launch a second attack! 2026-10-04
31 Chapter 31 : The Great Sage Returns 2026-10-04
32 Chapter 32 : The Great Sage’s Trail! 2026-10-04
33 Chapter 33 : Sun Family Genealogy 2026-10-04
34 Chapter 34 : Big News 2026-10-04
35 Chapter 35 : Full Insurance, Half-Carry! 2026-10-04
36 Chapter 36 : is him? He’s clearly not strong. 2026-10-04
37 Chapter 37 : The Biography of an Elderly Man 2026-10-04
38 Chapter 38 : Master Gala Gemu 2026-10-04
39 Chapter 39 : Qinqin, move! 2026-10-04
40 Chapter 40 : The Fall of Master Gala Gemu 2026-10-04
41 Chapter 41 : Comic Con 2026-10-04
42 Chapter 42 : Qi Lian’s Gift 2026-10-04
43 Chapter 43 : is a thank-you gift for my brother. 2026-10-04
44 Chapter 44 : My Brother is a Superman 2026-10-04
45 Chapter 45 : The Incompetent Brother 2026-10-04
46 Chapter 46 : It was him. Kill him. 2026-10-04
47 Chapter 47 : The Mouse’s Shock. 2026-10-04
48 Chapter 48 : Piracy, are you kidding me?! 2026-10-04
49 Chapter 49 : Happy Little Candy 2026-10-04
50 Chapter 50 : The Useless Fang Xun 2026-10-04

18: Chapter 18 It’s just the Golden Cudgel!Under everyone’s incredulous gaze,

That golden-hooped rod, which clearly looked like an ordinary plastic toy, suddenly grew immensely huge in the hands of the ’Great Sage’.

It seemed capable of piercing through the clouds.

With just this staff, the ’Great Sage’ gave it a light push, not even exerting much force, and as the staff fell, it crushed that seemingly overwhelmingly powerful Disaster Beast into a pulp.

With another roll, those Remnant Beastss also turned into sauce-like garnishes.

This Disaster Beast, which had the Special Affairs Bureau treating it as a major threat, was resolved just like that.

It was almost like watching a fairy tale where justice triumphs over evil.

After eliminating the Disaster Beast, the ’Great Sage’ looked at the mess on the ground and the injured soldiers, and lightly exhaled a breath of pure Qi.

As the pure Qi swept over them, their ailments instantly vanished.

”I, Old Sun, haven’t learned any medical arts, so consider this an emergency measure. Keep these few strands of hair for now; soak them in water and drink them.”

Saying this, the ’Great Sage’ plucked a few hairs from behind his ear and blew them towards the crowd.

”You... Who are you?”

Lu Li no longer needed to maintain the alchemy matrix.

The ’Great Sage’ was too powerful, so powerful that it didn’t stir up any sense of unease in her.

She landed directly and walked somewhat constrainedly in front of the ’Great Sage’.

The ’Great Sage’ looked at her, blinked, and scratched his cheek:

”Oh? You little girl are quite interesting, not even knowing Old Sun’s name?”

”You are?”

”Then you must remember this: I am the Handsome Monkey King of Flower Fruit Mountain, the Great Sage Equal to Heaven, Sun Wukong!”

”...”

Lu Li blinked. What strange quirk was this Senior exhibiting?

She certainly knew of the Great Sage Equal to Heaven. Or rather, almost no one didn’t know of the Great Sage Equal to Heaven.

But that was mythology, a legend.

Forget it, if you say you are, then you are.

”Senior Sun,” Lu Li said respectfully.

”Call me Great Sage Equal to Heaven.”

”...Great Sage.”

Lu Li spoke, feeling a very strange sensation.

Initially, when she stood next to this Senior, the immense pressure made it hard for her to even breathe.

But in the blink of an eye, that pressure vanished.

Moreover, Lu Li slightly looked up at this Great Sage.

Now, the feeling this Great Sage gave her was like an overly dramatic, self-aggrandizing youth, completely lacking the invincible appearance from just moments ago.

”Alright, I’m leaving now, okay?” Fang Xun said, turning to leave.

Once the Disaster Beast died, his aura immediately weakened.

Now, soldiers with loaded weapons stood behind Lu Li. Fang Xun had never seen such a scene, and his legs felt like trembling.

”Eh?”

Lu Li still wanted to say something, but she only saw the ’Great Sage’ leaving her with just his back.

”Be careful, Great Sage!”

Just as Lu Li was about to call out to the ’Great Sage’, she saw that the Disaster Beast was not completely dead.

A small portion of its body was still buried in the large hole it burrowed out of, giving it a chance to revive.

But the next moment, a shadow of a staff flashed, and the golden-hooped rod, spanning over ten feet wide and dozens of feet long, smashed down.

”Noisy little demon.”

After saying this, the ’Great Sage’ continued forward.

However, the golden-hooped rod was left behind in the large pit, reverting to its original toy-like appearance, pressing down on the remains of the Disaster Beast.

At this, Lu Li dared not speak again, even holding her breath.

A Senior is indeed a Senior.

She had actually thought the Senior was an overly dramatic youth just now; her brain must have malfunctioned.

Just like that, she only slowly let out a breath after the ’Great Sage’ disappeared around the corner.

”Sis, who was that?” Yu Zheng had also climbed out of his mech.

He was still somewhat shaken.

So strong. This Great Sage was truly so strong.

”Sun Wukong,” Lu Li clicked her tongue. Maybe his real name was indeed Sun Wukong.

”Sis, Brother Monkey left his golden-hooped rod behind.”

Yu Zheng peered cautiously. He had seen clearly just now; the ’Great Sage’ hadn’t taken the golden-hooped rod back.

”Mm...”

Lu Li had naturally seen this as well, so she was hesitating.

Pick it up, or not?

”Pick it up,” Lu Li finally decided.

That golden-hooped rod looked like a toy no matter how one looked at it. Perhaps the ’Great Sage’ had just used it casually.

Just like that stone nameplate from before.

Thinking of that stone nameplate, Lu Li felt a bit more curiosity towards this ’golden-hooped rod’.

”Sis, I can’t pick it up...”

As soon as Lu Li finished speaking, Yu Zheng had already driven his mech down.

But when his machine gripped the golden-hooped rod and tried to lift it,

A crimson warning popped up in front of him.

This small rod actually exceeded the maximum weight he could handle.

If he forced it, his mechanical arm would be directly twisted off.

”Can’t pick it up?”

Lu Li immediately thought of that nameplate stone again.

After being used by that mysterious Senior, even the stone dust possessed special power.

And that stone was merely a disposable throwing weapon he discarded.

Now, this golden-hooped rod, both in its nature of use and its display of power, far surpassed that nameplate stone.

”Scan it. How much does it weigh?”

With anticipation, Lu Li asked directly.

The next moment, she received the answer she wanted.

”Sis, 13,500 jin. This... Is this really the golden-hooped rod?”

Yu Zheng was also stunned at this moment.

How was this possible? But if it wasn’t real, what was this number about?

This golden-hooped rod looked like nothing more than a child’s toy.

”Mm, don’t worry about it too much. Just stand there and don’t move. If anyone asks, just say you were looking at the corpse.

I’m going to call Director Wei.”

... ...

In less than ten minutes, Wei Heng arrived at the scene, sneaking around as if he were a thief.

”Is that it?”

Wei Heng looked at the golden-hooped rod in the pit and quietly asked Lu Li, who was resting nearby.

”Yes, that’s it. Wait, why are you being so secretive?”

Lu Li said while drinking water.

”Tsk, it’s the higher-ups forcing my hand. Do you think it’s easy for me to keep some good stuff for myself?”

Wei Heng was looking at the golden-hooped rod in the pit, but then he saw Lu Li drinking water.

”Lu Li, there’s a hair in your mineral water bottle. Did a strand of hair fall in?”

”Would you like to try some?”

”No, no. I won’t meddle in the novel ways you young people play.”

Lu Li: ”?”

”You old fossil, what are you thinking? This was left by that Senior.”

”...What effect does it have?”

”Nothing much, just a novel way to play.”

”Ahem, let this old man have a taste too.”

”...”

Finally, Wei Heng drank the monkey hair water.

Just one sip made Wei Heng’s previously cloudy eyes brighten up.

Soon, all the hairs were uniformly collected.

Of course, since this was bestowed by the ’Great Sage’, everyone still received a small piece as long as a fingernail clipping.

Wei Heng squatted next to the golden-hooped rod, looking at the seven or eight strands of hair collected in the brocade pouch in his hand.

”If this toy is the golden-hooped rod, do these hairs count as ’life-saving hairs’?”

”Director Wei, the life-saving hairs were bestowed by Bodhisattva Guanyin, not the Great Sage’s Divine Ability. He said this can only be soaked in water to drink.”

”That’s truly a pity.” Wei Heng looked at the strands of hair in his hand. If it could only be soaked in water, its value wouldn’t be that great.

”Director Wei, what about this golden-hooped rod? Even Yu Zheng’s mech can’t lift it.”

”Silly. An object weighing less than ten tons, can modern technology not handle it? Get a crane.”

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