ShangriLa Frontier ~ Shitty Games Hunter Challenges Godly Game ~

「I don’t know why, but self-destruction always felt like some sort of a special occasion to me….. Shouldn’t we salute to the fallen?」

「Hahahahahaha, you can do that if you really want to, but I am not all that good of a person to pay homage to my enemies.

Aside from the skills that this Mercenary might have possessed, I am more than sure that for the last seven days or so we were actually the villains in here. However, there is no such thing as one and solidified definition of justice, and it is always going to be different for different people. That’s just the way in which this world works.

But if so, then we can technically consider ourselves paragons of justice, we just happened to become the gunballs for this particular scenario here. That way, we could let loose and do what we wanted to our hearts content…… or rather, if we were ever to be betrayed by our employer that time would be now. So we all kind of expect that our helmets might explode any minute now. Come to think of it, the back of my head feel unnaturally heavy!? So it that kind of inhumane weapon that cuts through your nape and spinal cord in a single blow!?

「……Thanks to that suicide bomb act, the rest of the equipment can be fully recovered. And we still have one more day of operations left to ensure our flawless victory. Now, as for our original “contract”……」

We are at the moment where we have managed to accomplish our goals, and the remaining time for some other actions is more than sufficient enough, Mister Mercenary was about ready to unleash his one more trump card. It would be for us to try and board the ship “Great Summit Everest” of the G-Cup Breast Meat in order to take the guys out. This was not the part of our original contract, but rather a part of the new one that was forged not so long ago. And there was a need for it since we managed to score our goal and participating in a new operation right after that was more than likely enough to get us all killed.

「The suicide bombing act of the Queen’s Throne and the accompanying chain explosion of the enemy forces have produced even greater results than we could have ever hoped for. Even if the game is over today, even if all the ships of the Great Fleet sank due to the attack from here on out, I promise you that a reward shall be yours…… In other words, you can move however you like, and rampage to your heart’s content!」

「Well, if you are putting things that way, I guess that the only thing left for us to do is to kindly take you up on your offer.」

「Yes, go ahead and do as you like from now on. As of this point, I do believe that you have splendidly fulfilled the obligations of your contract.」

Yeah, it may very well be so, but this does not mean that we have to compromise on our goals! Aim for the neck of the enemy general! And from there on out……!

「…… I know that you said that we can do what we want, but I propose that we perform a joint operation in order to hunt down the G-Cup Breast Meat, Mister Mercenary.」

「I’m personally fine with that, but are you sure? We might die in the middle of this operation.」

「I would like to go back home alive if I can help it, not to mention that sweet equipment.」

Some people take out large space bikes, others wear Power Armors equipped with High-Power reactors. Some take out battalions of battle drones and assume control over them, others carry heavy-duty firearms, and others activate optical stealth camouflage.

This was all the equipment that was taken from the Hornet’s Nest in a rush right before the beginning of the decisive battle, so let’s use those things to their absolute fullest here…… Now, what should I choose? I mean, I need to pick something that matches my style, and is going to be good for the task that awaits us in a short moment.

You probably did not realize at the test stage that you shouldn’t combine the musou game and the racing game together. I mean, if you can allow players to use weapons during the race, then this is no longer a race but rather a destruction derby, don’t you think? Especially since you can use your weapons when you are dead last to take out those who are in the first place. Yeah, it would be a game that’s more than fatally flawed.

「Is it just me, or did the screw somewhere around my head just jumped all of a sudden……!?」

「…… Maybe the bouncing is just too strong?」

「Maybe that’s the drainer’s fault?」

If there was an autopilot function here, then you would jump from vehicle to vehicle and crush other players without a single care in the world. There is no such thing as being treated as a madman when you are being surrounded by madmen!

「Alright then, excuse me guys, but I’m about to go first! See you guys in hell!!」

A large two-wheeled reactor-fueled motorcycle “Asterios” equipped with a closed range weaponry and possessing reinforced armor platings makes a ferocious growl of its engine as it comes to life. A large motorcycle that imitates a bull starts up and then shoots forward like an arrow according to the will of the rider, blowing away security androids rushing to eliminate intruders like a bowling pin and leaves them to explode.

「Nice! I like that! This is what I’m talking about! But in real life, it’s a shame that you cannot drive like that, lest you want to become a wet stain on the wall!」

「Oh my, first I’m hearing about it.」

「Oho? I didn’t know that Lagermen can wear such noisy Power Armors?」

「Since this is a gentlemen sport, shouldn’t we all be wearing formal dresses?」

「I wouldn’t want to go to a wedding reception wearing a thing like that. If I were trying to grab the bouquet while it would be tossed, I might actually kill someone by accident.」

It seems that the others who were left behind started to move as well. I felt like I heard something extremely shitty here just now, but…… Everything has disappeared behind the name of the past, now I can only see what lies in front of me!

「Hohohohahahahahahahaha!!」

A motorcycle that explodes while making a strange voice like a mixture of screams and laughter activates the system according to the function setting, and it sticks to the wall surface of the right angle curve. By the injection of the booster before colliding it manages to keep itself straight and sticks to the corner and keeps running. Whether it’s a wall or a ceiling, it’s a monster machine that keeps running alongside any kind of surface by applying gravity control…… But I’m used to this kind of jerky horse physics. Most recently, I was subjected to them in ShanFro, but…… Even if the game system and game engine are different, the tips for staying in control are the same!

「Aim for the head! Don’t be afraid!」

Sorry, guys! But the first rider here is going to be me!