You Cannot Afford To Offend My Woman

Chapter 1366 (Should Teach You a Lesson)

”...”

What a strong-willed woman. Ye Yan suddenly found Chu Yu quite interesting. Suddenly, a clever idea struck him!

”Thatʼs right! Since it has come to this, go ahead and kill me!” Ye Yan closed his eyes. This was also a gamble. If this woman made a move, he would be done for. If she didnʼt, then she would surely fall in love with him!

Suddenly, Ye Yan felt a chill on his neck.

”Wait, wait!!!” Ye Yan quickly stopped the womanʼs crazy behaviour. ‘Okay, I canʼt figure out anything about this womanʼs description. Sheʼs really terrifying!’

”Do you have any last words?” Chu Yu said with red eyes, unexpectedly finding Ye Yan to be this type of person.

Ye Yanʼs mind raced. He had to think of a solution now!

‘It seems like I have to bring out the ace in the hole!’

”Chu Yu, do you know why I want to have you?”

”Because youʼre a scumbag!”

”No.”

”Dirty old man!”

”No!”

”Pervert!”

Ye Yan: ”...”

”Chu Yu, because Iʼm afraid of losing you!” Ye Yan solemnly declared, his acting skills instantly shining. The angry expression, the heavy and sad tone, coupled with his outstanding looks, any woman would instantly faint. Too charming...

”Itʼs okay, Iʼm not afraid.”

Ye Yan: ”...”

‘Damn it, are our thoughts even on the same channel?’

”But Iʼm afraid! Donʼt you understand my feelings?” Ye Yan held Chu Yuʼs shoulders with both hands, even spitting out saliva. Itʼs so embarrassing... Looking at Chu Yuʼs disdainful expression, Ye Yan felt...

Chu Yu snorted, ”Your feelings, arenʼt they just wanting to have me...”

”Yes! I want to have you! But itʼs because I like you! Thatʼs why I want to have you!” Ye Yan shook Chu Yuʼs shoulders, shouting with a pleading tone. It was truly moving.

Chu Yu was stunned for a moment.

Although it was just a moment, Ye Yan saw the opportunity. ‘Not to boast as a scumbag, but this woman had already started to fall!’

‘Watch my skillful operation!’

”Chu Yu, I just wanted to get your attention. The arguments, taking you home, and saying youʼre pregnant—all of it was just to get your attention.”

Ye Yan noticed Chu Yuʼs face turning redder. ‘Oh god... Look at this shy appearance, itʼs really cute.’

”You bastard! You actually set me up from the beginning! And you talk so innocently.”

Ye Yan: ”...”

‘I set the rhythm, and you deliberately disrupt it. Are you sent by the heavens to punish me?’

‘It seems I really have to use my ultimate move! The explosive one! Not to brag as scumbag Ye, no woman can resist this move.’

‘Remember!’

‘No woman!’

Suddenly, Ye Yan executed a move like a hungry wolf pouncing on its prey, just like his old man.

However, somehow, his luck was much better than his sonʼs.

Because Ye Yan discovered a sharp dagger aimed directly at his vitals...

”You want to come again!”

”Oh my god... Iʼm not messing with you. I havenʼt touched you!” Ye Yan was really helpless; this woman is truly impenetrable.

”You want to deceive me again! My mother said, if a man and a woman sleep together, theyʼll have a child!”

Ye Yan was directly baffled...

Itʼs like being her biology teacher, telling her how to have a child.

Even though sheʼs over a hundred years old, sheʼs surprisingly pure, which is quite infuriating.

”Chu Yu, let me give you a lesson.”

”What do you mean?”

”Having a child requires doing it this way. Iʼll give you a dynamic demonstration; you just need to cooperate with me.”

”Okay, if you dare to deceive me! Youʼre finished! Iʼll also commit suicide, hmph!”

‘Damn, is she so easy to fool?’

”You lie down first.”

Chu Yu obediently lay down, making Ye Yan burst into laughter inside.

But just as Ye Yan was about to give instructions, the door suddenly pushed open!

”Ye Yan, Dad asked me to call you both for breakfast.” Donghuang Li shouted, and when she saw the scene on the bed, she was stunned... ‘Arenʼt these two acting? This is too realistic, are they really planning to have a child?’

Chu Yuʼs face turned red, and instinctively, she delivered a kick.

Hiss...

Ye Yanʼs scalp almost fell off; this kick nearly extinguished his vital flame.

Donghuang Li looked at them in pain; it was too brutal…

”Get up quickly,” Donghuang Li said, and then left. ‘From now on, remember to knock before entering; now that youʼve grown up, youʼre not children anymore.’

After Donghuang Li left, Ye Yanʼs lips were trembling, ”You... youʼre so ruthless.”

”I... I didnʼt mean to,” Chu Yu apologised shyly and immediately ran away.

”I must have been cursed for eight lifetimes!” Ye Yan endured the empty pain and got out of bed. If time could rewind, he would never have slept on the bed.

After a while, the two walked through the imperial palace without speaking.

”Are you okay?” Chu Yu couldnʼt help but ask with concern.

”If Iʼm not okay, you wonʼt be able to escape either!”

”Who told you to act recklessly! Thereʼs no sense of boundaries even in joking.”

”Who knew you would react so strongly.”

”This is a normal reaction.” Chu Yu helplessly said, blaming Ye Yan for acting recklessly.

”I donʼt want to talk to you.” Ye Yan turned his head, truly unable to provoke her.

‘I, Ye Yan, a notorious scumbag at the devil level, actually lost... and so thoroughly.’

”Donʼt talk if you donʼt want to.” Chu Yu pouted.

The two walked in silence and arrived at Yue Jingʼs sleeping palace.

Ye Yan first observed the expressions of his parents. Fortunately, everything seemed normal. He could finally feel relieved after paying such a painful price.

”Chu Yu, did you sleep well last night?” Donghuang Baizhi asked with concern.

”Yes, very soundly.” Chu Yu adjusted her mindset and replied softly.

But now Ye Yan was thinking, this Chu Yu is really a tough woman. That fragile appearance is all deceptive.

”Hey, Yanʼer, whatʼs on your neck?” Qing Ya looked at the slight red mark on her sonʼs neck and asked curiously.

Ye Hua calmly said, ”Qing Ya, why do you need to ask about the private matters of our son and daughter-in-law?”

Everyone: ”...”

Chu Yuʼs face had turned into a rosy hue, and even Ye Yan blushed. Matters of privacy, oh god... this term is just too explicit.

”Everyone, please have a seat.” Le Jing smiled kindly.

Ye Yan and Chu Yu sat down awkwardly.

Ye Hua calmly said, ”Yanʼer, Chu Yu is still pregnant now, so be patient, understand!”

Everyone: ”...”

”Also, Shenʼer, while having a child is important, you should also pay attention to your health.”

On the side, Ye Shen and Liu Xian instantly became like Ye Yan, feeling quite shy...

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