You Cannot Afford To Offend My Woman

Chapter 1327 (Need to Use the Bathroom)

Donghuang Li continued, ”Your Lunar Eclipse canʼt inflict any harm on them. If these seven little ones explode near you, youʼll definitely get injured. The gas released during the explosion can even induce sleep, and thatʼs just one of their abilities. The other six have different functions. When they all explode, the toxic gas produced by the fusion will have another effect. Youʼll experience it firsthand—what true despair feels like!”

Donghuang Liʼs words were crafted according to Ye Huaʼs storytelling style. After all, what he heard most during his childhood was ”Let the enemy experience true despair.”

Now, Donghuang Li was responding to his fatherʼs call, making his brother feel despair.

Ye Yan looked at the seven little sisters, holding hands and staring at him with those eerie eyes. He felt a sense of unease.

‘Sister, youʼve changed. We depended on each other for survival when we were young, sharing a meal from the same bowl, and even sleeping together. You used to sing lullabies to me, soothing me to sleep.’

‘Remember the days when we begged at KFC? You were in charge of the bowl, and I was responsible for crying.’

‘Do you forget the days when we stole chickens in the Voidless realm? Do you forget the mischief we caused?’

‘Now, youʼre using such cruel methods against your own brother. Doesnʼt your conscience ache?’

‘You once said youʼd protect me for a lifetime. Look at you now. A womanʼs words canʼt be trusted, even if itʼs a child of a few years old.’

‘Fraud.’

Suddenly, Ye Yan extended his palm and shouted, ”Wait!”

Donghuang Li was slightly puzzled, giving a meaningful glance to the puppet, which surprisingly seemed to have its own thoughts. It made its seven little siblings stop moving.

”Whatʼs going on? Do you have another ace up your sleeve?” Donghuang Li curiously asked. In fact, she felt a bit uneasy. The humanoid puppet was already her trump card, and if this move were to be countered, she wouldnʼt have anything impressive left.

Naturally, she didnʼt want her brother to have any more tricks up his sleeve.

Thinking about it, Donghuang Li wore an expression that suggested he had no other trump cards, making Ye Ye Yan feel uncertain. He had a self-created technique, but if his sister had more bizarre tricks, wouldnʼt it be a facepalm moment?

‘This cheater of a sister! Iʼll tell Mom and Dad, youʼre bullying your brother!’

Originally, he wanted to secure the first place and show off a bit. This turn of events was infuriating. If he hadnʼt tried to show off, he could have left the flute on him. Now, what should he do? Should he forcefully go through with this bluff? But...

‘Forget it, forget it. Iʼll find another opportunity in the future. I need to figure out how to dispel my sisterʼs poisons. When that time comes, itʼll be the ”revenge” moment.’

However, thinking about his sisterʼs Mystical Fires, he felt a headache. Why couldnʼt he inherit them? How did his sister manage to fuse two Mystical Fires? Truly, she was a sister at the level of a maniac.

”My stomach doesnʼt feel well. I need to go to the bathroom,” Ye Hua said, dispersing the state on his body and then running off.

The entire audience was dumbfounded. Did he just admit defeat like this? Could he find a better excuse? He actually said he needed to use the bathroom. Why didnʼt he say there was a fire at home and he needed to rush back to put it out?

Ye Yan watched his son being chased away by his daughter, feeling a helpless smile. He didnʼt blame Ye Hua; after all, Ah Liʼs strength was indeed formidable, something Ye Hua couldnʼt contend with.

Qing ya also breathed a sigh of relief. The Empress felt a sense of accomplishment. Both her children had won.

The subordinates showed faint smiles. Little Lord was still the same as when he was a child—adorable.

However, at this moment, Ye Yan arrived by his sisterʼs side. Ye Liu sighed lightly, patting his brotherʼs shoulder. ”Brother, why did you admit defeat? Arenʼt there still many tricks left?”

Ye Yan sighed helplessly, ”Mom and Dad are here.”

”Ah!!!” Ye Liu exclaimed, feeling a sudden heat on her face. Did Mom and Dad witness the battle with her brother just now? If she had known, she would have tried harder to win.

Ye Yan also noticed his father during the fight because Ye Yan was smoking. Ye Yan didnʼt know that his father had started smoking frequently in this world, and only he could bring out such a unique sense of style while smoking.

After the shock, Ye Liu became even more puzzled.

”Brother, since Mom and Dad are watching, why did you admit defeat?” Ye Liu asked in confusion.

Ye Hua patted his sisterʼs hair and calmly said, ”I thought about it. After all, sheʼs our big sister; thereʼs no need to go that far.”

”Oh, brother...” Ye Liu called softly. Others only saw his brotherʼs cheerful side, but only she witnessed how hardworking her brother was during cultivation.

Ye Hua smiled wryly, ”Itʼs just that weʼve disappointed Mom. Both of us admitted defeat.”

”Yeah, I should have taken it more seriously.”

Ye Hua didnʼt say anything, looking at his sister in the sky, and a faint smile appeared on his face.

Seeing his brotherʼs smile, Donghuang Li glared fiercely. This guy... actually let her win. ‘Be careful; your sister might spank you like she did when we were kids.’

The host, recovering from the shock, said excitedly, ”Unbelievable! Unbelievable! Both trump card players from the Divine Scripture Academy have actually surrendered. Is this a conspiracy, or is the Divine Scripture Academy really not up to par? Now, it has turned into an internal war within the Broken Meridian Sect, tasteless.”

The audience was speechless. This host had an interesting way of saying things. How could he speak so openly, wasnʼt he afraid of offending the Divine Scripture Academy?

But a conspiracy wasnʼt impossible. The trump cards of the Divine Scripture Academy shouldnʼt have surrendered so easily. Moreover, in their intense battles, they didnʼt seem to have any real injuries. The conspiracy factor was quite high.

Donghuang Li returned to Ye Shenʼs side and smiled at his sister.

”Sister, congratulations.” Ye Shen congratulated his sister in advance. This time, securing the first place was a sure thing, especially after defeating Ye Hua, the biggest threat.

”Sister, congratulations.” Ye Shenʼs companion, Liu Xian, also whispered. It seemed that she had already acknowledged her identity, which was a good thing.

Ye Shen, upon hearing Liu Xianʼs change in tone, also smiled. He gently held Liu Xianʼs hand.

Donghuang Li, seeing her brother and Liu Xian like this, felt happy. After all, with her brotherʼs personality, it was difficult for him to find a girlfriend. If it werenʼt for this inexplicable mission, how could her brother have found a girlfriend?

Donghuang Li said softly, ”Thereʼs nothing to congratulate. Ye Yan let me win.”

”No way.” Ye Shen said in confusion. Liu Xian, beside him, looked a bit surprised. Ye Yan let her win? It seemed like a lie!

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