You Cannot Afford To Offend My Woman

Chapter 1365 (Despicable, Sleazy)

Ye Yan was almost scared out of his wits.

”Yanʼer, are you asleep?”

‘Oh my, itʼs actually Mom.’

Ye Yan and Chu Yu exchanged looks... What to do!

”Iʼm asleep.” What else could Ye Yan say? He had to make something up.

”Well, then Iʼll come in.” Qing Ya pretended not to hear, just to see if these two kids were telling the truth.

Ye Yan immediately panicked. Mom was really setting him up.

But if it were another boy, this would be the ultimate wingman Mom. Having such a Mom was truly a super benefit.

Ye Yan quickly cleaned up the floor and dived under the covers.

Chu Yu watched Ye Yanʼs swift movements, completely puzzled.

At this moment, Qing Ya walked in, not looking anywhere else, just straight to the bed.

”Mom!” Ye Yan shouted irritably, as if to say, ”Canʼt you see Iʼm busy?”

”Hmm, whereʼs Chu Yu?”

Since Chu Yu was sleeping inside, Qing Ya didnʼt see her and assumed she wasnʼt there.

But at this moment, Chu Yu, being sensible, poked her little head out, blushing: ”Mom.”

”Oh my, you two, since youʼre both sleeping, Mom wonʼt come in.” Qing Ya was pleased with them, thinking this should settle it.

Ye Yan rolled his eyes. ‘Mom, you barged in yourself, and now youʼre acting like itʼs no big deal…’

”Mom, you should go to bed early,” Ye Yan said.

”Okay, Yanʼer, remember to take care of Chu Yu, donʼt bully her. Be a responsible husband, donʼt learn from your fatherʼs ways.” Qing Ya still had some heartfelt advice, especially not to learn from your fatherʼs ways.

”Mom, I know, I care a lot about Chu Yu.” As he spoke, he even hugged Chu Yuʼs fragrant shoulder. But Chu Yu, annoyed, bit him hard, making Ye Yan wince.

Qing Ya smiled and didnʼt say anything, closing the door behind her.

Outside the room, Qing Ya sighed deeply. When did she and Ye Hua used to bicker like this? But such bickering had now become a luxury.

Should she go back tonight? She really didnʼt know.

Ye Yan heard the sound of Mom leaving outside and finally relaxed.

”Why donʼt you let go! Rogue!”

Ye Yan quickly let go and jumped off the bed. ”Whoʼs the rogue here? In that situation just now, I had to do that! Otherwise, we would have been exposed!”

”Anyway, youʼre a rogue! I donʼt want to see you!” Chu Yu turned her back to Ye Yan, sounding genuinely angry.

Ye Yan was indeed a master-level scumbag, with hundreds of kisses under his belt and breakup excuses that could drive people crazy. Of course, his skill in charming girls was also quite remarkable.

Facing a girl like Chu Yu, Ye Yan felt confident that he could make her smile at any moment.

”Wife~”

”Get lost, whoʼs your wife?” Chu Yu became even angrier, this shameless guy.

”Sob~ I donʼt care, youʼre my wife. Now that Iʼve finally fooled you, you canʼt escape.”

Chu Yuʼs face darkened. ”You! You rascal, bastard! Iʼll tell your parents!”

”Wait, wait, wait, I was just joking! Didnʼt you hear the tone of my voice just now?” Ye Yan felt the air turning awkward. Couldnʼt she tell he was kidding? Could she please use her brain a bit, seriously, come on, be serious!

”Who jokes like that? Boring!” Chu Yu glanced at Ye Yan and lay down again.

Ye Yan also felt a headache. This woman couldnʼt be compared to ordinary women. He had to use some tricks.

After a while, Ye Yan curled up on the floor. ”So cold... so cold...”

Chu Yu, of course, didnʼt fall asleep so quickly. After all, it was the first time she was sleeping in the same room with a man, and she was a bit nervous, more so because she wasnʼt sure what Ye Yan might do later.

”So cold... so cold...”

”Youʼre freezing!” Chu Yu muttered, but she did feel that it was quite cold here, especially late at night when the temperature dropped to minus ten degrees Celsius. The bed seemed to have a heating function, but the floor didnʼt.

”Youʼre heartless.” Ye Yan shivered. ”Canʼt you have a little sympathy? Any woman with a heart wouldnʼt bear to let me, Ye Yan, sleep on the floor.”

Chu Yu chuckled softly. ”It depends on the person.”

”I donʼt want to talk to you right now.” Ye Yan huffed petulantly. ‘Iʼve aroused your interest, havenʼt you? Are you going to invite me to bed now? Let me tell you, Iʼll pretend to refuse gracefully, making myself seem very reserved... I wonʼt be impatient.’

‘Come on, invite me. Iʼm ready to accept your invitation.’

”How about you change rooms?”

Ye Yan: ”...”

This womanʼs thinking couldnʼt be determined by common sense.

”Donʼt talk to me.”

”Why are you getting angry so easily? You have no manly spirit at all.”

‘Damn it! Canʼt men get angry? What does that have to do with manly spirit? You women are the kings of nonsense, canʼt you be even more absurd!’

However, after a long time, Ye Yan still didnʼt hear Chu Yuʼs words. This woman really ignored him!

‘I canʼt believe it, I ignored you and you ignored me back. Itʼs really annoying…’

In this unwilling state, Ye Yan gradually fell asleep. The temperature in the room was indeed very low, and Ye Yan seemed to deliberately let himself catch a cold, not resisting the cold.

But the gentle light radiated from Chu Yu on the bed enveloped Ye Yan.

In his dream, Ye Yan could feel this gentleness, very comfortable... as if he had fallen into his wifeʼs embrace.

The night quietly passed, and it was another beautiful morning.

Ye Yan yawned and slowly opened his eyes, wondering where he was...

Suddenly realising his situation, the woman on the bed, actually ignored him completely. Could it be that there was something wrong with his charm?

It used to be foolproof, non-existent... It must be a bit of a mistake in the operation.

Looking at the sleeping Chu Yu on the bed, Ye Yan quietly slipped under the covers, pretending that nothing had happened, and continued sleeping...

He didnʼt know how long he had slept, but Ye Yan felt a bit cold on his neck.

Opening his eyes, he saw...

”What... what are you doing!” Chu Yu was holding a dagger, her eyes red, pressing it against Ye Yanʼs neck.

”You... you despicable man, you actually sullied me!”

Ye Yan hurriedly explained, ”No, I didnʼt sully you, really.”

”Then why did you come to the bed! You tell me! If you canʼt explain it, Iʼll kill you! I know, if I kill you, I wonʼt be able to leave either, Iʼll commit suicide! I absolutely wonʼt accept this!”

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