Ning An's Wild Wish System

What?

After listening to Ning An, the viewers in the livestream room looked like they’d seen a ghost.

They had watched from start to finish. They knew whether Wang Dachui had engaged in strenuous activity, didn’t they?

Ning An saw they were still in denial, sighed, and said, ”What surgery do you think he had?”

As soon as Ning An finished speaking, a flood of comments filled the screen.

”Circumcision!”

Seeing the comments, Ning An smirked:

”As everyone knows, after circumcision, not to mention doing anything else, even a drop of water would make you shiver in pain.”

”Think about it again: a private space, facing a charming woman, with stitches in the wound, how would that be?”

Hiss!

As soon as Ning An spoke, the viewers in the livestream room realized what was going on.

They all gasped in shock.

”Damn, so he really did engage in strenuous activity, huh.”

”I’ve figured it out, this hospital has no conscience. They earn money from one circumcision the same as two, and since a person only has one opportunity, there’s no such thing as a repeat customer, so they might as well make a bit more!”

”I’ve got it too. I won’t refund my ticket. I’ll first go make a wish, then go to a different place for the surgery, and after healing, I’ll check into a small illness ward and let someone tempt me at will!”

The subsequent developments unfolded just as Ning An said. The doctor pretended to rush over in a panic, and after looking at the wound, immediately quoted an exorbitant surgical fee.

Wang Dachui was so angry he wanted to curse, but when they showed him a video of his restless hands, and casually took out his wife’s phone number, he straightened up immediately.

He obediently paid the exorbitant medical fee and left dejectedly, completely silent.

Ning An, having accomplished his task, left with a smile and chatted leisurely with the viewers, before returning to Changchun Temple.

Before Ning An even reached Changchun Temple, this video had already dominated the trending searches.

[When you can’t resist, remember this is a hospital...]

The video edited by the viewers mainly focused on what happened afterward.

Upon seeing the trending terms about Changchun Temple, many curious netizens opened the video, not knowing the context.

It’s like a Shen Ma group comedy film; even if they just sat there for two hours, the audience would want to see what was going on.

After watching the video, numerous comments from netizens poured in.

”This hospital sure knows how to operate, huh. This kind of surgery indeed has no repeat customers, but it’s indeed a great way to enhance profit, though somewhat malicious.”

”Right, typically when they circumcise you, they then assign you a beautiful, alluring nurse. As long as you’re a normal guy, you can’t resist. Once you can’t resist, it’s hands on, wound splits, and coincidentally, all captured on surveillance records. How to deal? Just pay up obediently.”

”Haha, you can’t deny it, though the hospital lacks professionalism, the nurse is definitely top-notch. Their HR has a good eye!”

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With the explosive popularity of the video, the urology clinic instantly became famous across the entire Dragon Country.

This genius maneuver even enlightened many poorly managed hospitals.

More keen-eyed netizens also had their eyes opened.

Especially the female netizens with planes on their chests and not-too-impressive male netizens, they were beyond excited.

Can you believe this?!

The ancestors can allegedly fulfill wishes about Dragon Country’s aircraft carrier arrestment cables, and at the same time, understand Huang Qi’s Skill, saving people’s dignity without being noticed!

Who would waste loads of money on so-called supplements, when they could just go to Changchun Temple and make a wish for free!

Soon, they flocked online to post comments.

”Bros, anyone down to go to Changchun Temple to offer incense to the ancestors? No other reason, just purely to pay respect to an Immortal.”

”Stop pretending, your fox’s tail is showing! If you have any unmentionable problems, just be upfront. There’s nothing to be scared of! The journey’s long, I’m afraid for your safety, I’ll send you there!”

”So funny, you men are so fake, unlike us girls.”

”Exactly, sisters, I’ve already canceled my breast augmentation surgery tomorrow, bought a plane ticket for this afternoon, and will make sure to offer incense first thing tomorrow morning!”

”This infuriates me! If only this video had come out two days earlier, I wouldn’t have had to go to the hospital to get two silicone implants; now there’s a slight pain, could it be an allergy?”

Among everyone, it was the female netizens who were the most motivated.

Many female netizens traveled thousands of miles, canceling numerous breast augmentation appointments, even forfeiting their reservation fees, rushing madly to Changchun Temple.

In just half a day, the entire medical beauty industry’s stock market index plummeted, turning green like a sheep’s head.

Even if they beat to death the bosses of these cosmetic hospitals, they couldn’t find out that it wasn’t their own industry but a completely unrelated Daoist Temple that toppled them,

But of course, that’s a story for another time.

At the moment, Ning An was leisurely walking up the mountain path when he heard a commotion near the temple.

Moreover, it didn’t sound like normal conversation but rather like two groups hurling insults at each other.

Ning An dared not delay, quickened his pace, taking three steps at a time, and soon arrived at a spot not far from the temple.

Just as he got there, the original commotion turned into outright cursing, and it became even clearer to hear.

”Wang the Second, don’t be so shameless. Do you know how your Han Village got its name of ’Han’?”

”How else would it have come about? Wasn’t it because back in the day, a high-ranking official came to your village to observe public sentiment, needed to relieve himself, but the entire village didn’t even have a pit latrine? Out of anger, he gave your village a new name!”