Ning An's Wild Wish System

Fishing it up?

The livestream viewers were a bit doubtful about their ears.

For a moment, they were somewhat at a loss.

”Daoist Master, you...”

Tina’s face showed a hint of panic, but she’s not for nothing recommended by Warton. With a swift glance, she quickly came up with a plan.

She took out a makeup box from her bag, and in just half a minute, the ancient Dragon Country beauty transformed into a foreign girl.

”Little Daoist, I know your Changchun Temple forbids us foreigners from offering incense, and I’ve admired Dragon Country culture since childhood, so I had no choice but to do this. I... I’m willing to accept any public security punishment.”

Her voice was soft, with a hint of dread, as if she was really just a girl who made a mistake.

The livestream viewers were already starting to giggle.

”Hey, hey-hey, oh hey-hey, it’s okay, it’s okay~”

”Such a well-intentioned lie is never deceit; Dragon Country People are always magnanimous and won’t pursue this.”

”The Little Daoist probably noticed her foreign looks and reported her quietly; anyway, she didn’t manage to offer incense, so let it go.”

”Seconded, I second that. Brother Sect Leader, don’t hold her civically responsible, let her see the generosity of Dragon Country People!”

”Yes, yes, a prime minister can stomach anything, let alone a self-cultivating Daoist. Take my word for it, with her apology, consider the issue resolved.”

...

Ning An glanced at the comment section with a slight smile:

”When did I ever say I’d hold her civically responsible?”

Upon hearing this, the police showed no change in expression, but Tina rejoiced internally, appropriately showing excitement on her face:

”Really! Little Daoist, you’re so kind. I’ve always heard that Dragon Country People are generous, and today I see it’s true...”

”Stop, stop, stop, don’t praise me yet, it’s too early. Soon you’ll hate me.”

Huh?

This left Tina and the livestream viewers stunned.

”What does Brother Sect Leader mean? What’s he saying by ’it’s too early to praise, soon you’ll hate me’? I don’t quite understand.”

”I don’t get it either. Didn’t Little Daoist say he won’t hold her civically responsible? Anyone in language class want to guess the sentiment and emotion of the one who set this up?”

”I think maybe no civil responsibility, but he might make this foreigner pay a fine. After all, it disrupts public order; there has to be some penalty, otherwise, if it keeps happening, it’d be troublesome.”

”Makes sense, makes a lot of sense! But if you ask me, what fine, with such a face and figure, let’s compensate with her fair skin and curves!”

”Hahaha, it could possibly be that way. The flirtatious ones trying to seduce Brother Sect Leader are mostly Dragon Country People; now here’s a breathtaking foreign beauty, isn’t it exhilarating?!”

”Brother Sect Leader, use all the ancient Dragon Country postures, let her experience what an ancient civilization is!”

...

As Tina showed her true appearance with golden eyes and blonde hair, her expression was confused, but she still shyly muttered:

”Knowing the Daoist Master won’t hold me civically liable, I’m willing to do anything.”

”Willing to do anything?”

Ning An didn’t leave people hanging, slightly smiling as he said:

”Then just go over and handcuff yourself, go with them, save everyone the trouble.”

What?

The livestream viewers’ hearts shattered upon hearing this.

”Damn! Brother Sect Leader’s got guts, seeing beauties as mere bones, probably mastered it already.”

”This goes beyond seeing beauties as bones; it’s probably reached the state of supreme detachment!”

”Boohoo, Brother Sect Leader, why so ruthless, why send her away? She’s so pretty, even having her at the Daoist Temple serving tea would be wonderful.”

”Upstairs, wipe your drool, hahaha! Your little schemes can be heard across the internet.”

”...”

The livestream was abuzz with criticism of Ning An for lacking romance.

If they put this foreign beauty in front of them, they wouldn’t need to do anything, being able to last three minutes is victory enough for the little blue pill.

Meanwhile.

Tina huffed softly, feigning anger as she said, ”I’ll go myself, no need for Little Daoist to tell me!”

With that, she truly headed towards the police.

Though her expression was aggrieved, it wasn’t fearful, like an ordinary girl who’d made a mistake.

Tina actually considered the possibility of being exposed, but she quickly dismissed it.

She’d lived in Dragon Country since childhood; all along, her life’s trajectory couldn’t be more normal.

Even before being awakened, she didn’t realize she’d become a Yingjiang agent; she thought the organization supporting her all these years was something like the Red Scarf charitable organization.

Because of this, in a short time, even if Dragon Country investigated thoroughly, they shouldn’t find anything on her.

Additionally.

As Tina walked and inadvertently glanced at the police, except for the team leader who seemed competent, the rest were lazily yawning, like they’d been dragged here post-shift to make up the numbers.

These reasons gave Tina confidence not to flee but even to act coyly.

She is basically half Dragon Country Person and knows civil penalties rarely lead to jail, mostly ending in mediation.

Moreover, how cool is it that Dragon Country is super friendly to foreign friends, even occasionally pairing a black student with serveral lovely companions arranged by the school, a dream in any other place!