Ning An's Wild Wish System

Chapter 68: Chapter 63: Lilies, Baby’s Breath, and Blue-and-White Balloons

”Little Daoist, your skills are truly mystical!”

”No more talk, I have to rush. Later, I promise I’ll promote your Daoist temple!”

Little Bee excitedly grabbed Ning An’s hand, almost wanting to give him a kiss right then and there.

He didn’t notice the strange voice from the man on the other end of the phone.

After thanking Ning An, he picked up his live-streaming phone, beaming:

”Folks, you must have heard it too, I’m off to fulfill an appointment in Jianghu. We’ll meet again if fate permits.”

With that, he ended the live stream.

Soon he would be flying high; why bother streaming anymore!

Now the most important thing was to rush to the scene quickly, he couldn’t let someone else snatch the opportunity!

”Little Daoist, we’ll meet again if fate allows...”

Before he finished speaking, he had already dashed out of the Daoist temple.

Witnessing this scene, not just the viewers on the live stream, even the incense burners present were shocked beyond words.

”Wow... Do immortals really grant wishes this fast now?!”

”The way they sounded, his would-be father-in-law must be quite wealthy, don’t you think?”

”Holy crap! He’s just an edgy streamer; even rich women looking for toy boys find him too unclean. How did he manage to hook up with their heiress?!”

...

Poof!

Seeing the uncontrollable envy on the incense burners’ faces, Ning An could no longer hold back and spat out his tea.

”Dear practitioners, you can’t just look at the surface of things.”

Upon hearing this, some of the incense burners who were already confused couldn’t help but agree:

”Exactly, who demands a marriage so abruptly? Even a kidney buyer should sweet-talk you for days first, right?”

Hearing this, others gradually began to understand too.

But some were still puzzled:

”This kind of streamer is best at gathering intel, how could he not get this right?”

Looking at the incense burners speculating wildly, Ning An couldn’t help but throw in a word:

”What if, just saying what if, his girlfriend had a little mishap...”

Oh?

Upon hearing Ning An’s words, many were left scratching their heads.

Mishap?

What mishap? It’s not like she’s terminally ill and wants to experience walking into the wedding hall with her beloved, right?

Immediately, the live stream had a visionary commenter posting:

”Brother Sect Leader, could it be his girlfriend is a female ghost from the underworld needing to continually absorb men’s energy?”

”Not likely. After all, it’s the Dharma Decline Era; spiritual qi has dissipated. Without spiritual qi, female ghosts easily vanish; it’s more believable if she’s like Mei Chaofeng, using men’s skulls to train martial arts!”

”Hey, I agree with the previous comment. Practicing martial arts fits better than cultivating immortality!”

”Brother Sect Leader...”

Seeing all these bizarre guesses, Ning An was amazed by their creativity.

Even that imaginative president, when placed in the talent-laden internet world, wouldn’t make much of a wave.

”Patrons, no need to rush. We’ll know soon enough.”

After most of the incense burners had left the temple, Ning An quickly wrapped up his streaming, closed the temple doors, and headed straight to the Shanshui Manor as indicated by the system.

The wedding site of the wealthy heiress, suddenly a passionate showdown between brothers!

Just the thought was thrilling!

How could Ning An, a connoisseur of drama, possibly miss such a scene?!

...

At the gates of Shanshui Manor.

Since Little Bee got the call from his girlfriend’s father, he rushed over without delay.

Regardless of the traps ahead, even if it’s a pit, Wang Qiang will dive right in fearlessly!

Life doesn’t offer many chances to change one’s fate, and marriage just so happens to be one.

Today, even if everyone greets him with blank faces throughout, Wang Qiang would dance naked to liven up the scene!

To strip slowly shows disrespect to the father’s estate!

”Whoa... Is that Wang Qiang?”

”I heard it is. He looks quite sharp, no wonder Old Li agreed with a frown.”

”Hey, laugh all you want. When he gets on stage later, if he can still laugh, I’ll concede defeat.”

As soon as he stepped into the manor, people were pointing and whispering, gazing at him with strange eyes.

But Wang Qiang snorted at them.

They’re just envying his climb to affluence, pitiful fools unwilling to dirty their clean clothes but can’t stand to see others do well.

When he marries the heiress, you’ll all be green with envy, you pretentious lot!

Wang Qiang plastered a smile on his face, nodding to everyone around, hurriedly following the escort to the changing room to put on a suit.

After about the time it takes for an incense stick to burn, Ning An arrived at Shanshui Manor.

As one of Z City’s well-known high-end villa areas, the cab driver drove lively all the way there.

Seeing the bustling scene, Ning An’s smile grew even wider.

”The show is about to start.”

With the advantage of his post-cultivation physique, it didn’t take Ning An much time to reach the front of the crowd.

He found a good angle directing it towards the wedding scene.

At the center of the ceremony, it was filled with pure white lilies, accented elegantly with gypsophila to form a ’One and Only’ pattern.

Beyond the sea of flowers, blue and white balloons painted with smiles gently swayed in the breeze.

The viewers were initially mesmerized by the beautiful setting until a comment broke the mirage.

”Streamer, you’re in the wrong place, leave this defiled place quickly!”

Those who appreciated beauty instantly became discontent, responding incisively:

”Calling this defiled? What year of bachelorhood were you born in? I bet you’ve never even held a woman’s hand in your life!”

The comment’s owner remained calm, continuing:

”Not sure about that, but touching a man’s hand disgusts me.”

Huh?

What’s that supposed to mean?

Others in the live stream were puzzled; what does this have to do with the same gender?

”Look closely, what’s placed on the ground there?”

Guided by this comment, viewers lowered their gaze to the flowers.

”Aren’t they just lilies and gypsophila? What’s special about that?”

”Now look at the balloons; what color are they?”

Most viewers still felt confused, thinking the commenter was fooling them, their tone slightly irritated.

”Blue and white, with smiley faces painted over them; we’re neither colorblind nor visually impaired, thanks!”

”...”

Through the screen, you could almost feel the commenter’s exasperation.

”Okay, I admit, you’re neither colorblind nor blind, just plain lacking in brain cells!”

The commenter turned into a keyboard warrior, becoming one with The Three Pristine Ones!

”When have you ever seen a traditional wedding where roses aren’t the main flowers, and something else is used instead?”

”Or rather, don’t you have any life experience? Do you really not know what gypsophila and lilies symbolize, or are you feigning ignorance?”

”Even if you didn’t notice anything odd, you at least saw those conspicuously blue and white balloons, right? Tell me, at whose decent wedding are the balloons not red but some other color?”

”What a bunch of... intellectually challenged experts!”