Crossdressing To Survive An Apocalypse [BL]

Zou Yue felt a warm breath on his face. That person’s breathe smelt like porridge. 

His heart started to pound loudly in his ears. He kept his eyes closed and pretended to sleep.

’Shit the kidnappers… I was kidnapped!’

Summoning a little bit of his energy, he punched the person hovering over him.

”Ow! Ow that hurts so much….” a familiar voice cried.

Yue sat up and glance at the ground. Qian was rolling around holding his nose.

”Qian?”

”Of course it’s me. Who do you think I was?” he groaned loudly. ”it won’t stop bleeding…. shit…” he wiped the blood off his shirt hurriedly.

Yue glanced around. He was in Fan Xui’s room in the barrack. He glanced at his arms and legs and also stretched his body.

He did not feel pain anywhere in his body.

’So I was rescued.. Ah now that I think about it I did see blue flashes in that room when I lost consciousness…’

An arm fell on his shoulders and pulled him down onto the bed.

”Sleep..” Fan Xui tiredly groaned in his ears.

”Fan. Did you come to save me yesterday? How did you even find me..”’

Fen’s breath evened out, and he softly started to snore.

”Fan, buddy, you can’t sleep.’ like a little puppy, Qian placed his head on the bed. ”I need your help..” he tugged at his shirt.

Fan pushed his hand away. ”What?”

”I want a personal audience with you my lord…” he blushed softly.

Yue decided that it was not that serious of an issue and closed his eyes.

”Fan.. Fan ah~ help me.. Aren’t I your only friend~ won’t you help me..”

Qian’s whining really disturbed his sleep.

Sighing, Yue sat up patting Fan’s back. ”get up, help him out. He looks desperate.”

Groaning Fan Xui sat up. He raked a hand through his messy hair and glared at his friend. ”What? what do you want?”

”C-can we talk alone?”

Fen coldly peered at him.

”Please~”

Yue gently patted Fan’s back again. ”Go on, I want to sleep longer,” he laid on the bed and hugged the pillow tightly.

Fan Xui grumbled and mumbled as he walked out of the room.

Like a happy puppy, Qian ran out with him.

”So tell me what is it?” in the hallway Fan paused.

”Not here. Come to my lab. It’s an important discussion,”

When he heard this Fan Xui became serious.

They both walked over to the lab.

Qian even went overboard and locked the lab doors.

”what happened? Is there anything wrong with the samples? Any progress with the cure?”

Qian grabbed his shoulders. ”Fan my best friend. Tell me.. tell me how do you last all night?”

”huh?”

”I heard from Peng Peng who in turn heard for Yue that you lasted all night. How can you do that? I’m wiped just after one round. Who? Do you have a monstrous appetite or are you just brimming with energy? You also work hard just like me then how are you able to do it but I’m not able to even do it once!”

Qian panted softly, peering at him.

Fan pushed his hand away. ”Don’t know what you are talking about. Don’t waste my time if you do not have anything relevant to tell me.”

”Fan~ please..” he grabbed his hand.

”What?”

”Teach me your technique?”

”I don’t even know what you are talking about?” Fan shouted.

”Sex! I’m talking about sex!!”

Fan Xui froze. ”so… so.. you are asking me… how I last long.. in.. in bed?’

”yes~ tell me…”

Fan Xui lost control. he let out a pearl of laughter. He laughed so much that his stomach started to hurt. ”Give me a minute…hahahah” he hugged his stomach.. ”why.. how? Hahah…Qian are you impotent?!”

”ahh! Fuck no! I can do it I can get it up, but I can’t last long. Don’t laugh at me,” he playfully hit his shoulders. ”tell me. How. I want to satisfy Peng Peng..”

Sniffling a laugh Fan Xui looked at him.

But looking at his desperate look, he laughed out loud again. ”I can’t…”

”Fan… you meanie.. you’re laughing at my problems. How could you? I supported you even when you were comatose. I was a cupid to your love..”

”okay okay.” He grabbed his shoulders. ”tell me what do you feel when you are with your lover?”

”um… hard?”

”Other than that? Don’t go into detail, but just imagine it.”

Qian bit his lips with a soft blush. ”Okay now what?”

”Go sleep with him,”’ Fan Xui patted his back and left the lab.

Qian just stood there frozen. ”That doesn’t help at all! Fan!”

Fan Xui laughed out loud. ”You need stamina, my friend. Go work out. eat and sleep healthy. You will last long.. hahah…”

Qian pouted. ”but that’s a long-term plan. I need a short term one,”

”You can ask Peng Peng.”’ A voice said from beside him.

Startled he glanced to his side

Yue stood there with a bright smirk.

”I thought you were sleeping,”

”No I wanted to eavesdrop on your conversation. I heard it all. I’ll helo you,”

”You have a way?” with renewed hope Qian glanced at him.

”I know a way but I don’t think you will prefer it or like it. I saw a ring-like thing in Peng Peng’s collection once. He said with it on your thing down below, you can be hard for a long time. I personally haven’t tried it. But you can definitely ask Peng Peng. He’ll help you,”

”I don’t want him to know…” he dwindled with his thumb.

”Then steal it from his collection.”

”Collection?”

”Yeah.. Oh you haven’t seen his collection? He must have kept it hidden somewhere. Just search under the bed or in the closet. You’ll find what you want. Best of luck~” he hopped away after sharing his advice.

Fan Xui who was close by listening to this. he waited for Yue to catch up with him. ”why did you tell him that? I heard it’s painful…” he leaned down and whispered.

”Don’t worry, Peng Peng can handle it. my dear friend is not someone who wants a guy who lasts long but a guy can do dirty things.. he had a lot of toys too. They can be entertained for a very long time,” he said with a satisfied smirk.

Fan Xui gulped softly. ”’ maybe one day we can too…”

”You want to?” Yue looked up with interest.

”Yes…. maybe…”

Fan Xui blushed a bit. ”okay… we… we’ll do that..”

”Why delay? We can do it today if you want…”

Fan Xui nodded vigorously. ”Let’s go home,”

”Yep~”