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Chapter 569: Absurd · Nov 03, 2026

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551 Chapter 551: Spicy Eye’s Home Field 2026-11-03
552 Chapter 552: Liu Fufeng’s Bean Sprouts 2026-11-03
553 Chapter 553: Crowned at the Top of the Elimination List 2026-11-03
554 Chapter 554 - 544: The Battle of Looks 2026-11-03
555 Chapter 555: Fu Feng Handles the Aftermath 2026-11-03
556 Chapter 556: King of Trash Talk 2026-11-03
557 Chapter 557: Come On! Catch Me If You Can! 2026-11-03
558 Chapter 558: Not a Penny Spent 2026-11-03
559 Chapter 559: Spitting Eternal Glory 2026-11-03
560 Chapter 560: Cursed Small Paper Man 2026-11-03
561 Chapter 561: New Rankings 2026-11-03
562 Chapter 562: Salesperson Showdown 2026-11-03
563 Chapter 563: Praising Myself 2026-11-03
564 Chapter 564: The Dangers of the Rag Queen 2026-11-03
565 Chapter 565: Damn Rabbits 2026-11-03
566 Chapter 566: Small Favors 2026-11-03
567 Chapter 567: The Secret to Rubbing Away Bad Luck 2026-11-03
568 Chapter 568: Guess Who It Is 2026-11-03
569 Chapter 569: Absurd 2026-11-03
570 Chapter 570: The Beastly Family 2026-11-03
571 Chapter 571: Courting Favor 2026-11-03
572 Chapter 572: The Irritable Little Cutie 2026-11-03
573 Chapter 573: Point to Point 2026-11-03
574 Chapter 574: Evenly Matched 2026-11-03
575 Chapter 575: Little Cutie Exploding with Anger! 2026-11-03
576 Chapter 576: Holding Something in Reserve 2026-11-03
577 Chapter 577: A New Round of Drawing Lots 2026-11-03
578 Chapter 578: Cringeworthy Pickup Lines 2026-11-03
579 Chapter 579: Trash Talk Unmatched 2026-11-03
580 Chapter 580: Chase and Escape 2026-11-03
581 Chapter 581: Fake Liquor Ruins Lives 2026-11-03
582 Chapter 582: With Dignity 2026-11-03
583 Chapter 583: Teacher Mu’s Praise 2026-11-03
584 Chapter 584: Invisible Swagger 2026-11-03
585 Chapter 585: Beasts! A Pair! 2026-11-03
586 Chapter 586: Ji You Is Unwilling to Accept Defeat 2026-11-03
587 Chapter 587: The Match Ends 2026-11-03
588 Chapter 588: Final Exam 2026-11-03
589 Chapter 589: Stingy Candy Bean Purchase 2026-11-03
590 Chapter 590: Mengmeng Is Under My Protection 2026-11-03
591 Chapter 591: Just a Meal 2026-11-03
592 Chapter 592: Empress Xia Man 2026-11-03
593 Chapter 593: The Elder’s Good Intentions 2026-11-03
594 Chapter 594: This Pooper Scooper Can’t Do This Anymore 2026-11-03
595 Chapter 595: Black-hearted Teacher 2026-11-03
596 Chapter 596: Before the Team Competition 2026-11-03
597 Chapter 597: Little Cutie 2026-11-03
598 Chapter 598: Pop Quiz 2026-11-03
599 Chapter 599: Counting on You to Watch My Back 2026-11-03
600 Chapter 600: Investigator Xuzhou 2026-11-03

Chapter 569: Chapter 569: Absurd

Ji You rubbed her hands together, muttering: ”The first rub, bad luck.”

”The second rub, moldy luck.”

”The third rub, declining luck.”

...

Shen Changqing: ”...”

Sometimes, regarding our classmate Ji You, it’s really complicated inside: living for 18 years, she’s always been challenging and refreshing her shallow knowledge and experience from the previous 18 years.

Don’t want to admit that she’s outstanding.

Because—

She’s really too unconventional.

Shen Changqing furrowed his brows tightly, unwilling to believe such an absurd conjecture.

Then—

Mu Jianling suddenly said: ”Time’s up, quiet!”

Suddenly—

The entire training room went quiet as a chicken.

The holographic screen displayed the names of the top 10 qualifiers: Little Shengsheng, Little Cutie, Rag Queen, Mo Liang, Mu Sheng Tea...

In the middle of the 10 people, 10 slips of paper were quietly floating, each bearing the name of an opponent.

Still, it was a simple and brutal luck draw, whoever you pull, you fight against.

Losers, directly eliminated.

The 5 who advance will then compete for the top 3 places.

So—

If you have good luck, avoiding the strongest few, you might actually make it into the top 5.

System: [10, 9, 8, 7... start drawing!]

As soon as the beep ended, all 10 people reached out their hands, grabbing towards the 10 slips of paper—

Shush~

In the blink of an eye, the slips were gone.

Here, Ji You’s heart thumped wildly!

Who?

Please don’t be Chu Jiaojiao!

Please don’t be Little Shengsheng!

Please don’t be...

Then, Ji You sneaked a peek into her palm.

At a glance, Ji You’s brow suddenly furrowed!

Audience: ”Rag Queen is frowning! Who did she draw?”

Everyone was eagerly anticipating—

To see the name written on the unfolded slip: [Little Cutie]

Oh no—

These two seem to be evenly matched!

...

After drawing Sheng Qingyan, Ji You was somewhat surprised, but— the battlefield is a battlefield, camaraderie and such have to step aside, so she had to defeat Sheng Qingyan.

After all—

He doesn’t seem too concerned about the competition results.

Ji You glanced at Sheng Qingyan next to her, lying on the table, without a care.

Subsequently.

The opponents for the other people also were revealed.

First pair: Drunk Lying on the Beauty’s Knee vs Mo Liang

Second pair: Little Shengsheng vs General Chang Sheng

Third pair: Rag Queen vs Little Cutie

Fourth pair: Fu Feng vs Mu Sheng Tea

Fifth pair: Aries vs Yingyingying

The audience, especially people from North District, were instantly in uproar:

”Damn! Is the universe conspiring against our great North District?”

”Mo Liang, what kind of luck is that? Did you jinx it before the draw?”

”That luck stinks, he must have secretly done something!”

”He has athlete’s foot, doesn’t he know it in his heart?”

”Yeah! Why did he jinx it aah...”

”You got this”

”Promise us, if you win this time, you absolutely can’t do that again, okay?”

”Cough... Aren’t you all too pessimistic? Mo Liang is also our North District’s third, and that Drunk Lying on the Beauty’s Knee, isn’t he also third? How could he not beat him?”

”I don’t care! She jinxed it, it’s her fault!”

...

Regardless of whether it was in the audience or on the forums, seeing the people from the North District, even before the match had started, had already shifted the conversation to an exasperating level...

East, West, South - people from all three districts gasped in unison, wide-eyed!

Right under this atmosphere, the first match finally kicked off.

The screen switched—

Drunk Lying on the Beauty’s Knee and Mo Liang, both players, were teleported into the arena.

Chu Jiaojiao looked at Mo Liang across from her, blinked her eyes, and suddenly said: ”Before we fight, Mo Liang, can I ask you a question first?”

Mo Liang’s brows twitched, and she sternly said: ”I haven’t been picking my feet!”

Chu Jiaojiao: ”...”

Audience: ”...”

Cough cough cough...

Instantly, whether in the forums or among the audience, a burst of laughter ensued:

Audience A: ”Look at those jokers from the North District, see what they’ve driven people to.”

Audience B: ”Poor kid! Ignore the jokers from your district!”

Audience C: ”The North District is just farting around! You’re just unlucky because you’ve been stunk up by their farts!”

Audience D: ”Exactly! It’s the North District’s stench!”

Listening to the laughter around her, Mo Liang’s face reddened slightly.

Truth be told, she was a girl with a very steady character, and she felt quite uncomfortable with the current situation.

Then—

Chu Jiaojiao, stunned for a moment, suddenly burst into laughter and said: ”You’re really cute, I didn’t want to ask if you’ve been picking your feet.”

Mo Liang: ”...”

Embarrassing!

After steadying her mind, Mo Liang straightened her face and asked, ”What did you want to ask?”

Chu Jiaojiao grinned and said, ”I wanted to ask if you’re good-looking in real life.”

Mo Liang: ”...”

Mo Liang’s mouth twitched: ”What does that have to do with our competition?”

Chu Jiaojiao naturally said: ”Of course, it matters! If you are good-looking, I will go easy on you later.”

Mo Liang: ”...”

Mo Liang took a deep breath: ”Stop talking nonsense! Let’s start fighting!”

”Don’t rush～” Chu Jiaojiao chuckled and said, ”I’m honestly telling you, good-looking people do get preferential treatment from me.”

Mo Liang: ”...”

Mo Liang, without hesitation, sent a complaint request to the system.

second.

System: [Drunk Lying on the Beauty’s Knee has harassed the opponent once, yellow card warning! If repeated, participation will be disqualified.]

Chu Jiaojiao: ”...”

Audience: ”...”

Watching this, Ji You couldn’t help but facepalm:

So improper!

Really improper!

This contestant is probably the first in the competition to be given a yellow card for harassment.

Embarrassing...

Really embarrassing...

The audience burst into laughter, and Mo Liang felt her face burning...

But as the person involved, Chu Jiaojiao didn’t show a shred of shame. She laughed heartily, eyes gleaming as she gazed at her opponent Mo Liang and said, ”You’ve got character, I like that!”

Mo Liang: ”...”

Surroundings: ”...”

North District audience: ”Mo Liang! File another complaint! Get her off stage!”

”Quick!”

”Quick quick!”

...

Mo Liang, with veins throbbing on her forehead, really couldn’t understand how she just came to play a match and ended up in this situation?

If she really complained and got Drunk Lying on the Beauty’s Knee disqualified, wouldn’t people from other districts say that her victory was undeserved?

Pure-hearted as Mo Liang was, she really couldn’t bring herself to do it, and then, the countdown finally ended.

The match officially began!

Mo Liang took out her Mecha, entered the cockpit, connected the Spiritual Connector, and prepared herself.

However, as she looked up, she found her opponent hadn’t boarded her Mecha!

Mo Liang: ”???”

Drunk Lying on the Beauty’s Knee: ”Seeing you’re handsome, I’ve decided to let you make three moves first!”

Mo Liang: ”...”

Mo Liang’s eyes darkened, she snorted coldly: ”Allowing me three moves unarmed, are you insulting my strength?”

...

Ji You continued to facepalm:

It’s over!

Chu Jiaojiao was being improper again.

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