Madame is Pretending to be an Academic Slacker Again!

Finally realizing the other two little schemers, Si Moyu made his move.

His expression darkened, his tone slightly cool: ”Girls shouldn’t be doing this kind of work. This kind of manual labor is for us men. You go sit with Xin and enjoy.”

Without giving her a chance to protest, he snatched the skewer from her hand and took over himself.

The flatbread-faced dorm leader’s heart was about to jump out.

Ahhh she really likes this domineering-CEO vibe too.

And that whole ”sit and enjoy” thing, it made people so shy and so red in the face, wah.

She said excitedly to Qin Xin beside her, ”Sister Xin, your friends are all so MAN, but I still don’t know their names...”

Qin Xin was holding Jing Zhichen’s phone, seemingly scrolling through some game page. At that, she said lightly, ”Ao Xinghao, Bai Chi, Si Moyu.”

She had already hacked into the identity system and changed the three of their names, and while she was at it, changed their student records too.

They weren’t like her; Qin Xin and Lan Qingxin, those two names she could switch between freely.

But with them, using brand-new names, it’d be easy to slip up, so it was simpler to just change them directly.

They’re freshmen anyway, the mentors don’t have any impression of them yet, so even if it’s changed, no one will notice.

The dorm leader repeated those three names over and over: ”Seriously, they’re handsome and even their names are this handsome... Eh, I just don’t know how their ability tests went. The hotties must be super powerful, right?”

The three big guys all stayed silent for a moment.

Awkward.

Qin Xin coughed: ”Uh, the white jade stele broke, so they haven’t tested their abilities yet.”

Ao Xinghao hurriedly tried to smooth things over and change the subject: ”Haha, the moment I got to the academy registration area and heard the stone sculpture shattered, I knew for sure Sister Xin was on campus.”

The dorm leader still stupidly didn’t get it: ”Why?”

Ao Xinghao narrowed his fox-like eyes: ”Because what our Xin is best at isn’t cooking or brewing wine, it’s... casually slapping a desk and turning it into powder. I’ve already replaced her desk a hundred and eighty times because of this, including the hardest marble tabletop. You guys savor that, savor it carefully...”

The students: ”...”

No wonder the white jade stele broke; turns out it met its nemesis.

For a moment, everyone remembered the shock from that night’s test and started chattering away, describing to the three big guys the scene they’d missed.

The topic had indeed been changed.

But Qin Xin fell into thought. If the three big guys really don’t have any abilities, the future courses might be brutal for them...

She was already struggling just learning herself; what would they do when they don’t even have any foundation?

==

The thing Qin Xin was worried about still ended up happening.

In the afternoon’s class.

The mentor reviewed what they’d learned in the past two days: moving objects with thought, levitation with thought, and the advanced version of levitation with thought.

The three big guys listened like their heads were in the clouds, completely confused.

Qin Xin was helpless: ”When you were in the desert and the ocean, you didn’t notice yourselves having any special abilities? Otherwise, how did you get the Spiritual Pearls?”

The three of them looked embarrassed.

Their getting Spiritual Pearls in the ocean was purely a stroke of massive luck.

Ao Xinghao muttered, ”One of them was because the fish was too small, so the three of us worked together to catch it and knock it out, and that’s how we got it. The Spiritual Pearl ended up only the size of a sesame seed.”

Bai Chi said proudly, ”And another one was... we took advantage of two shell-crane clams fighting to the death and picked up a huge bargain while they were at it.”

Si Moyu said gloomily, ”The last one was, ahem, there was a student on the verge of death. After we ran into him, he gave us one, and then asked us to pass on a message to his family.”