Hentai Dragon King

”Sahar. Don’t speak of this to anyone. Let’s keep it a secret just between us.”

”Yeah. That’s right. Better not tell anyone about this. Let’s pretend we didn’t see anything either.”

”No, we can’t pretend we didn’t see it. At the very least I want to contact Captain Ana... Sahar, do you know Nur Arnu?”

”I don’t even know if Nur Arnu is a place name or a city name... Just from the sound of the words I get a vaguely erotic impression...”

”It’s not particularly erotic. Nur Arnu is the territory governed by Captain Ana. ...This is troublesome. Because of my position I can’t go myself, so I wanted to ask Sahar to contact Captain Ana for me.”

”Can’t you use a communication magic tool?”

”Communication magic tools go through the magic communication bureau in the royal capital. So there’s a risk the content will be overheard by a third party. Considering the possibility that demons are lurking in the upper ranks of the kingdom, it’s better to be wary that the enemy’s hand has also reached the magic communication bureau.”

Shit. What should I do.

How can I clear up all the misunderstandings without touching on the anal urine fountain!

At the very least I don’t want to expand the talk as far as the royal capital.

I have to resolve the problem inside Monvan...

”Th-That’s it. It’s also possible to secretly cultivate cannabis in Monvan rather than the south.”

”In this cold land? You just said cannabis can only be cultivated in warm lands, Sahar.”

”Um. Preparing a large sealed building that doesn’t let much air through, or a huge basement, and warming the entire space with fire magic or something.”

”I see. ...It can’t be!”

È’s face went pale and he staggered.

The red, cool armor full of fantasy-knight-like protrusions clanged dully.

”Impossible! That’s impossible!”

”What’s wrong! Why are you so flustered!”

”The only fire-ability user who could warm a space large enough to cultivate a huge amount of cannabis like a southern country is... about the level of Captain Ana...”

Ah!

Shit!

Because of my lie, È is going to end up suspecting the captain.

This is no good no matter what.

Do I have no choice but to honestly say that I peed into a dog girl’s anus.

”I hate to think it, but the earth dragon I defeated before... did it lose its home because someone dug underground caverns for cannabis cultivation and come up to the surface?”

It’s pure coincidence!

”The reason the captain came to Monvan the other day wasn’t to hold the status examination, but... If that’s the case, is the Lyuté Church, which fully cooperated with the status examination, also involved?”

Kuu... I don’t mind if that blue-robed priest named Griez gets suspected, but I can’t let extra suspicion fall on Ana-san.

I have to say it...!

”Th-That’s not it...!”

”R-Right. Captain Ana couldn’t possibly be in league with the demons.”

”I’m sorry... It’s all me...”

”Oi, why is Sahar apologizing. Don’t tell me you were a demon!”

”Wrong!”

”Then, th-the Demon King...! You were the Demon King! That overwhelming strength also makes sense!”

”Wrong, wrong. Seriously wrong.”

Shit. Now that I’ve been misunderstood this far, I have no choice but to talk about the anal urine fountain...

Just as I steeled myself, one soldier came running up the stairs from below the castle wall, his chainmail clanking.

”Captain È!”

He’s in a hurry. Has something else happened.

I should keep quiet.

”What is it.”

”It’s that. Last night, many citizens say they heard a suspicious noise.”

”What do you mean?”

”It was after the bedtime bell rang and they fell asleep, so they don’t know the exact time, but someone was running around on the roofs. The sound woke them up. Not just one or two people—a large number of residents heard the noise.”

”What? I didn’t notice anything last night... Which area?”

”The east and south sides.”

”I see. Then it’s natural I have no memory of it.”

”And... Recently, crops from the fields have been stolen, and fish and meat left drying in the courtyards have been stolen. They think that might be the culprit.”

”The chimera that appeared at the castle gate, or another demon...”

”According to some residents, they heard things like ’I’m naked,’ ’Look at me,’ ’Erection,’ ’I’m going.’”

...Somehow familiar words.

”...In that case it’s a male incubus. It might be seducing women, taking them in, extracting information or controlling them... There’s a possibility an incubus has appeared in the town. Question the men of the town and investigate whether their wives or daughters’ conditions have changed.”

”Yes!”

N-No, that was just me saying ”I’m naked” and ”Look at me” to show the cat girls I had no hostility, and ”Erection” ”I’m going” was part of ”going to the peninsula shaped like an erect cock.”

Thus I became even less able to speak the truth.

The ones who had been stealing food around town were probably the cat girls.

What should I do. If I speak honestly, this time I’ll also have to explain the food-theft problem.

But I no longer have the leisure to explain slowly.

When the bell rings it’s departure time. If I don’t return everyone will worry.

The presence of people in the town is increasing. Around two hours have probably passed and the next bell is about to ring.

”È. Believe me.”

”Eh?”

”Everything is fine. The demon attack, the narcotics cultivation, the people prowling inside the castle walls—don’t worry about any of it. Forget it. It’s some kind of misunderstanding.”

”You’re going to say that and resolve everything by yourself, aren’t you. Don’t shoulder it alone. We’re comrades, right. I won’t let Sahar suffer alone. I’m the defense captain of Monvan. I’ll resolve it.”

Kuu.

What should I do. I seriously don’t have time.

In that case...!

When in trouble, the gods!

『Help me, Lucia!』

『What’s wrong?』

『Because I peed into Letree-san’s anus yesterday, a demon spy who infiltrated the kingdom’s core is cultivating narcotics, this town has become a trafficking relay point, and an incubus is prowling around.』

『...What should I do. I can’t understand what Masaru is saying.』

『At this rate the cat girls who are living hidden in this town might get caught by the soldiers.』

『In detail.』

『Um...』

What she wants to hear in detail is about the cat girls, right?

『At the place where Letree-san and Kemolori and the others were captured, there were also cat beastmen. Apparently they were living by stealing food from various places in town. Because of the mess I made, the soldiers might start a full-scale investigation of the thieves.』

『In other words?』

『If I don’t clear up Defense Captain È’s misunderstanding, the beastmen who put ”nya” at the end of their sentences will be in a pinch. So for the sake of the cat girls I want to clear up È’s misunderstanding.』

『Got it nya.』

Kapi.

Suddenly light. Baka appeared.

”Uwah. What. Where did you suddenly appear from.”

”We don’t have time so I’ll get straight to the point. This kid is a dragon god.”

”What are you saying. It’s just an ordinary beastman.”

”That’s her temporary form to hide from the world. Come on, Lucia. I’m counting on you.”

”Nn. I am a dragon god. ...”

...Eh?

That’s all?

”Oi, Lucia. Clear up the misunderstanding. Release more dragon-god aura and make È believe you.”

”Difficult... Even if I show off divine power and make him believe I am a god, I can’t think of a way to clear up the misunderstanding... I want to quickly swap this guy with last night’s copy...”

”That’s a last resort...!”

It would be pitiful for only È to be swapped with a copy human, and if we swap him with a copy human, what happens to the original on this side.

Shit.

Even a dragon god who possesses the mighty power to warp between worlds or sweep orcs from the continent can’t clear up a misunderstanding!

Everyone has strengths and weaknesses, so for this matter I should have left it to Dura-san’s cosmic rhetoric!

Karan karaan!

”Geeeh. It’s departure time.”

Eeii. In that case...!

”È. This kid is really a dragon god. Just believe me. I, who am fully trusted by the dragon god, am saying that yesterday’s matter is fine, so everything is fine.”

”N-No matter how you look at it it’s a beastman, not a dragon god.”

”It’s fine. I’ll show evidence. Lucia, transform outside the town.”

”Is that okay? Humans will panic, you know?”

Kuu...

Certainly if a giant dragon appears it’s obvious the townspeople will fall into terror.

All the beastmen at the church will also wet themselves and lose consciousness, making departure impossible.

What should I do.

I don’t know.

I’ll just leave everything to Lucia!