Reborn Divine Doctor: The Abandoned Girl's Legend

Chapter 857: Chapter 726: Indirect Kiss

Originally, when Feng Xun confirmed that there were no traces of anyone having walked by, he began to suspect that the wine thief was not an ordinary thief.

He simply scattered fine lime at the mouth of the wine jar. If it were really some ghost or demon, the lime would leave no trace; otherwise, it would.

As it turned out, the traces at the mouth of the wine jar matched exactly the size and shape of that little bug, revealing the true culprit.

Back in Four Directions City, inside the dilapidated temple where Ye Lingyue and Feng Xun had entered the Demon Awakening Gate earlier.

Monk Hua, who had previously encountered Ye Lingyue and Feng Xun, was now eating meat and drinking wine heartily.

His clothes were still tattered, but there were quite a few wine jars piled beside him.

The jars looked broken and shabby, yet the aroma of wine emanating from them was intoxicating after just a sniff or two.

”Hehe, the foolish Four Directions Tavern actually dared to treat me like a beggar. Offending me, I’ll make you go out of business in less than a month. With my Chong Treasure, I’ll turn your fine wine into mere cold boiled water.”

Monk Hua was full from both food and wine, and even burped a few times.

”Huh? How come it’s this time already, and Chong Treasure hasn’t returned?”

Monk Hua wondered.

”It must be my overthinking. With Chong Treasure’s capability, it has already stolen three times, this time it must surely succeed as well.”

Monk Hua shook his head and continued drinking, until he had drunk all the jars of Rainbow Five Treasures Brew, burped, and fell into a deep sleep.

Little did he know, his own little bug unfortunately got caught red-handed by Ye Lingyue and Feng Xun.

Now it was being tied up tightly with ropes, and after waking up, the bug shook its head and even burped.

It felt as if it had a wonderful dream, a dream related to a jar of delicious wine.

Following its master for so many years, it had tasted almost all the alcoholic beverages on the Qing Province Continent, and only the Rainbow Five Treasures Brew from the Four Directions Tavern was the best.

Unfortunately, the character of the Tavern Shopkeeper was too low.

From the day their master was driven out by the opportunistic Shopkeeper of the Four Directions Tavern, the master had remembered the Shopkeeper, vowing not to bring him down, he would share the Shopkeeper’s surname.

Following its master’s command, it went to steal wine from the Four Directions Tavern, and for three days, everything went smoothly.

Last night, it smelled particularly delicious wine from a jar, but before it drank much, it got dizzy and fell into the jar, forgetting to return on time as instructed by its master.

Not good, its sleep must have caused trouble.

Now sober from the alcohol, the little creature struggled and tried to run away.

Only to find that it couldn’t move its body at all, and upon inspection, it was bound tightly.

Not only that, but there were also two little beasts squatting beside it.

One of them had baby blue eyes, the other was pitch black and was sniffing around it.

”Zhiyo (This thing woke up, Little Corpse, what kind of monster do you think it is? Clearly a bug, but still it has antennas like a unicorn),” the blue-eyed beast muttered.

”You see it’s so small, yet it can drink so much wine. Nine out of ten, it’s a demon.” The pitch-black little creature also couldn’t figure out what this little bug was.

It scratched the little bug’s antenna-like feelers on top of its head with its claws.

As soon as it touched them, the little bug trembled and let out a high-pitched shriek.

”Indecency! Contact between male and female not allowed!”

This cry suddenly brought everyone inside and outside the house rushing in.

”Little Zhiyo, Little Corpse, what are you doing?”

Little Wuya and Ye Lingyue and the others walked in together.

The gaze of the crowd all fell on the little bug.

The little guy had obviously sobered up from the alcohol, his red body had returned to its normal color, now a bright emerald green, looking extremely pleasing to the eye.

Suddenly faced with a room full of people and seeing himself tied up, the little bug sadly realized that it had been caught.

”What kind of demon are you that you can even speak human language?” Ye Lingyue, seeing the little guy awake, couldn’t help but be amazed.

”You’re the demon, your whole family are demons, I’m the mainland’s number one, super invincible beautiful Chong Treasure!” Although the little bug was caught, it still looked fearless and glared at Ye Lingyue.

But then it caught sight of Feng Xun, its eyes suddenly brightened, and its eyes turned into heart shapes immediately.

”Handsome guy, kind-hearted handsome guy, please save me, this wicked woman wants to kill me.”

”Little guy, I’m sorry to tell you, the handsome guy you’re talking about is actually my man. A wicked woman’s man isn’t a good fellow either, pleading won’t work. You better confess quickly who sent you to steal the wine, otherwise, I wouldn’t mind having red braised bug, roasted bug or plain boiled bug soup tonight,” Ye Lingyue threatened with a fierce expression.

The little bug glared back, not only was it not scared, but it even put on a proud and disdainful face.

”Who says so, wicked woman, don’t try to deceive me. Handsome guy looks good, he must be a good person. How could he possibly like someone as ugly as you, don’t even think about threatening me, I am impervious to knives and guns, water and fire can’t hurt me.”

”Ah, this little guy has really eaten the gall of a leopard.” Ye Lingyue had never seen such a lovestruck and fearless little bug before, and she picked it up, wanting to teach it a lesson.

But she soon found that what the little guy said was actually true.

This little guy, even if chopped with the Star Saliva Dagger, had not a scratch and couldn’t be drowned in water; instead, Ye Lingyue had to endure its sharp and superior voice.

Ye Lingyue worried that if this continued, everyone inside and outside of the Four Directions Tavern would know she had kidnapped a little bug.

The little guy, seeing that Ye Lingyue couldn’t successfully extract a confession, was very smug.

”Ling Yue, let me try handling it,” Feng Xun said, seeing Ye Lingyue’s frustrated look, amused, and took the little bug from her hands.

The little bug had a hesitant look on its face initially.

But upon seeing Feng Xun’s magnified, approachable handsome face, its eyes immediately turned into hearts, dazed.

”Little guy, tell me, who exactly sent you to steal the wine?”

Feng Xun’s deep voice made the little guy even more dizzy.

”Handsome guy, if I tell you who my master is, can you kiss me?”

The little bug said coquettishly.

”No way!” Ye Lingyue promptly rejected on behalf of Feng Xun.

”Ling Yue, let me handle this,” Feng Xun gestured for Ye Lingyue to keep quiet momentarily.

”As long as you tell me, I can agree to your condition.”

”My master is Monk Jiu, he is currently in the city’s Four Directions Temple, that drunken mess over there is him. I’ve told you, now I want a kiss.” Under the effect of the beauty trap, the little bug completely let down its guard, puckering up.

Feng Xun walked over leisurely to Ye Lingyue, kissed her while everyone else seemed non-existent, Ye Lingyue was stunned, only to see Feng Xun smiling.

”Ling Yue, go kiss that little guy for me. I just kissed you, now you go kiss it, that’s called an indirect kiss.”

Ye Lingyue was both amused and annoyed.

Little Insect Treasure was wailing, by no means wanting Ye Lingyue to ”contaminate” its purity.

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