Urban All-Round Master

Chapter 1348: Chapter 1382: So Now I’m a Dog Thief Too?

”What if I’m forcing you? I’d like to see if you have what it takes!”

The woman’s lips curled into a mocking smile, constantly provoking Lin Zifeng. She was a pretty girl, but under this cold smile, Lin Zifeng’s respect for her plummeted.

From goddess to neurotic...

Well, just some bad-mouthing is already bad enough, who knew she’d push me like this. Looks like if I don’t make a move, she won’t take me seriously.

Lin Zifeng cursed silently, feeling annoyed. Anyway, with Beiming Lan having his back, what does he care!

So, Lin Zifeng started approaching Beiming Huang step by step.

With a mischievous grin, like a fierce wolf baring its fangs, ready to devour her alive...

”Hey, hey, hey! You’re really coming, aren’t you!”

At this moment, on the sofa, Lin Zifeng used brute force to tie up the woman.

”Haha, did you think I’m someone who only talks but doesn’t dare to act?” Lin Zifeng sneered repeatedly.

Dare to question me; let me show you what a badass can do!

”You bastard, if you dare touch me, I’ll make you regret coming into this world!”

”Oh ho, what I set out to do, no one dares to stop me. Today, let me show you what it means to push the limit! Uh... no, spank the bottom!”

As he spoke, those ”wolf” hands of his started waving in front of her, scaring her pale, causing her to scream repeatedly.

In the end, Lin Zifeng even questioned himself, is this turning into some assault scenario?

”Stop!”

Just as Lin Zifeng was grinning vilely, ready to succeed, a sharp voice from behind suddenly called out, it was Beiming Lan.

The woman broke free from Lin Zifeng’s arms, luckily, he was just scaring her and hadn’t really pulled down her pants, or things would have seriously gone south today.

”Sister!”

Beiming Lan was holding a plate of fruits prepared by the servants, intending to bring it over for Lin Zifeng to try, and ended up witnessing the whole scene.

”Sister?!” Lin Zifeng’s eyes widened, almost popping out of his head.

He looked around and found that the beautiful woman resembled Beiming Lan quite a bit, the more he looked, the more alike they seemed, like they were born from the same mother.

”Second Miss, did you call her ’sister’?” Lin Zifeng was stunned, completely unprepared for such a twist.

”Beiming Lan, can you tell me if you know this person in front of you?”

Beiming Huang, eyes blazing with rage, wished she could slap this guy to death right there~

”Yes.” Beiming Lan blinked, standing there naively like a child~

And at that moment, the biggest troublemaker finally understood the situation.

”Oh no! Could this gorgeous woman actually be Beiming Lan’s sister?!”

If that’s true, then—what I just did to her... it’s over. Despite being extremely cautious, afraid of offending anyone from the Beiming Family with a single word, and still, in the most careful of times, I got busted...

At this moment, Beiming Huang’s eyes burned with righteous indignation, scanning him from head to toe.

If Beiming Huang’s gaze could be like arrows, Lin Zifeng would be riddled with holes by now.

”You...”

Beiming Huang’s face turned pale, her fingers trembled, biting her rosy lips lightly, and glanced at her foolish sister, who was still standing there, blinking her eyes at her.

Turning her gaze back to the guy who was just teasing her, he, too, was blinking at her.

At that moment, the humiliation Beiming Huang had buried since childhood erupted fiercely.

”Go to hell!”

With that, Beiming Huang picked up the fruit knife from the crystal table, aiming it straight at Lin Zifeng’s chest.

”Oh shoot! You’re serious!”

Lin Zifeng was scared and quickly hid behind Beiming Lan.

”Sister, what are you doing?!”

Beiming Lan was also taken aback, never having seen her usually gentle sister driven to stab someone.

This was her first time witnessing such a scene,

”Bastard! Why are you running? Let me stab you twice to vent my anger!”

Beiming Huang gripped the fruit knife tightly, feeling unbearably uncomfortable without stabbing Lin Zifeng twice.

”Oh, beautiful lady, it’s just a joke. Are you trying to cause a fatal incident?”

Lin Zifeng hid behind Beiming Lan, refusing to come out at any cost.

”Bastard! If you have the guts, come over here! Hiding behind my sister, are you even a man?” All her life, Beiming Huang had been a gentle young woman, never enduring such indignity like today.

In her own home, almost having her pants pulled down by some random guy.

If word got out, wouldn’t she be laughed at until their stomachs burst?

”Whether I’m a man or not isn’t determined by taking a stab.” Lin Zifeng was determined not to go over, given that she’s Beiming Lan’s sister, he can’t raise a hand. Hence, for now, Lin Zifeng can only keep hiding.

”Sister, please don’t be like this; maybe there’s really a misunderstanding between you two?” Beiming Lan tried to mediate, feeling like an ant on a hot pan, anxiously.

She knew her sister was proud and couldn’t bear any grievance. If she actually stabbed her little companion to death, she’d really have no friends left.

”Sister, why are you siding with him? What is he to you?”

”He’s my little sidekick.”

”Is your sidekick closer to you than your sister?” Beiming Huang asked furiously, unable to control her emotions, needing to stab him twice.

Her desperation almost made Lin Zifeng roll his eyes.

You’re a feisty one, aren’t you? Mistaking you for a cleaner and touching your butt twice is all, haven’t even taken your pants off. Is it worth all this drama?

Drama queen, so pretentious!

”But...”

Beiming Lan frowned slightly, caught in a dilemma by her sister’s words.

”Hey lady, how long are you gonna keep this up? I’ve already conceded three times, do you really need to pull a knife on me? Do you really dare to stab me?” Lin Zifeng finally couldn’t stand her domineering aura anymore.

”You... you scoundrel, if you have the guts, come here and let me stab you twice. See if I dare!”

Hearing Lin Zifeng call her ’lady’, the anger Beiming Huang had managed to suppress erupted once more.

”You bastard! Who are you calling ’lady’? Are you nearsighted, can’t tell my age?”

”If not a lady, then why chase me to stab? Only ladies reaching that age have such menopause, dare to say you don’t have it?”

”Scoundrel! How dare you slander me!”

”...”

Oh damn! She even called me scoundrel, so now I’m a bastard, a scoundrel, and a damn robber too...