Urban All-Round Master

Chapter 1336: Chapter 1370: Better to Stand Out Chubby Than Blend In Slim

From beginning to end, Lin Zifeng had no idea where this fat guy popped up from.

He had already stayed at the Qishi Constellation for three days. He had never seen this fat guy.

”Damn old Ghost, didn’t you say the things you invented were of top quality? How come this one is so poor? I hadn’t even thrust it a couple of times this morning, and it broke. Nearly scalded my little dandy to a crisp, you know how much that hurt?”

The fat guy wore a look of grief, vividly demonstrating his painful sentiment.

”This...”

Ghost Hand picked up the rubber sheet that had been crumpled and dried up, discovering that a large hole had torn at its bottom.

However, when Ghost Hand saw the rubber sheet’s navel and nostrils, he almost jumped up and cursed loudly.

Pointing at the fat guy’s nose, he furiously cursed, ”You bastard! It’s one thing to use the bottom, but you actually targeted her rear? Rear’s one thing, but I didn’t expect you to be such a beast in human clothes, touching her navel too? Ah! Even playing with her nostrils? No matter how well-made it is, it can’t withstand you ruining it like this!”

Ghost Hand is quite a character at Qishi Mansion, not only having deep cultivation but also possessing remarkable craft skills. He could invent many strange and quirky things.

This inflatable and water-injected doll was his latest product. Of course, it had been invented long ago in Fusang. However, he could make it far more advanced than Fusang’s.

It’s exactly because of this item’s appearance that it began to widely spread throughout Qishi Mansion. After all, men, who here hasn’t had some solo action before?

For everyone’s needs, the sales volume of this doll was astonishing!

A hot commodity indeed.

So this fatso exchanged his best disguise technique for the doll from Ghost Hand’s inventory.

The fat guy’s real name was ”Extraordinary Fatty.”

At his heaviest, he weighed over 300 pounds.

Often mocked and ridiculed by others, he frequently proclaimed this rhyme: ”Better to be remarkably fat, than insignificantly thin.”

So he changed his original name to ”Extraordinary Fatty.”

His greatest specialty was the Disguise Technique, but due to his size, it was pretty much useless. No matter how good a disguise, without a decent figure, it’s just a clown wearing a mask...

”Uh, hehe, I just wanted to test your quality, so I wanted to see what it would feel like going in through different holes.”

”Test your sister’s sense! You ruined my doll like this, and you still had that arrogant attitude. I should be thankful I didn’t spit in your face. Come, come, look for yourself, even those tiny, delicate nostrils weren’t spared by you. Are you even human?”

Ghost Hand, eyes turning green with anger, thrust the doll in front of him, pointing at the ripped apart spot.

”Uh... actually, Ghost Hand, you know what? Your invention is really good. If it weren’t for my impatience, it might still be usable.”

”Usable your face! Didn’t you promise to teach me disguise technique? What about it? All you did was tell me to smear some powder and paint two red spots? Are you kidding me?”

”Do we need to lay things out so plainly? Since everyone understands, isn’t it fine to keep it to ourselves?”

Extraordinary Fatty’s old face flushed red. He quickly glanced at Lin Zifeng, then changed the subject, eyes shining: ”Hey! Little brother, have we met somewhere before?”

”No.”

Lin Zifeng directly denied it.

”...”

”But I seem to recognize you!”

Extraordinary Fatty’s face turned dark again, this damned kid just won’t play along.

”You recognize me, but I don’t recognize you.” Lin Zifeng still shook his head, better not know a guy who can break a doll.

”I@￥#!%”

Why is this kid so uncooperative? Can’t even play along for a bit!

”Well, then, you guys go on chatting, I still have things to do, I won’t disturb you anymore.”

Lin Zifeng couldn’t stay any longer; since he couldn’t get what he wanted from them, there’s no good in lingering.

Wang Chongyang had just sent a message, in two days, their Medicine King Hall would start the competition.

Hope I won’t miss it two afternoons from now.

”Hey, kid, are you leaving Qishi Mansion so easily?”

Ghost Hand called out from behind.

”Do you guys plan to see me off?”

Lin Zifeng turned back with a smile.

”Then go on your own.”

”...”

What a trap! Each one worse than the other～

Just after leaving Qishi Mansion, to avoid that guy Wang, Lin Zifeng didn’t dare leave through the main gate.

After all, Qishi Mansion has its rules, without permission, no one is allowed to leave at will, of course. And not just anyone can enter here either.

”Stop!”

Just as Lin Zifeng half-stepped out of Qishi Mansion, that damned bastard’s voice came from behind.

As expected!

The surveillance at Qishi Mansion is damn strong, even flipping over a wall is hard.

”Kid, only been here two or three days. What’s up? Ready to leave so quickly? Plan to find a secluded corner to escape, huh?”

Wang Bapan’s mocking, icy voice was truly grating; one could tell he was a real prick just listening to him.

”Uh, it’s actually you, Wang Lao! I haven’t seen you for days, was wondering about you. Just happened to be bored today, thought I’d wander around, see if I can have a chat with you, just talk about life and dreams.”

Lin Zifeng said with a false smile.

”Talk about life and dreams? Who wants to talk about dreams with you?” Wang Bapan glared, wishing he could give him a slap.

”Come on, at least we’re both trying to make a living with Beiming Family. You being so responsible might make things awkward for everyone.” Lin Zifeng slowly turned around, pulling out cigarettes from his pocket, eagerly approaching, grinning ingratiatingly, hoping this could win this damn guy over.

”I don’t smoke.”

”Then how about a candy?”

Lin Zifeng pulled out a handful of candy from his pocket, grinning obsequiously.

”...”

The old bastard nearly slapped him from anger.

”No candy, how about some betel nut.”

This guy seriously rummaged through his pockets in front of the green-and-black-faced old bastard.

Watching his vivid performance, the old bastard gritted his teeth, itching to slap him.

”Enough!”

The old bastard grabbed his collar, eyes bloodshot, glaring furiously at him: ”Kid, I don’t care who’s backing you, but in Qishi Mansion, you stay put. If you think of pulling any tricks under my nose, I won’t mind breaking all your tendons!”

Crack, crack, crack...

Lin Zifeng’s hands already cracked from clenching. He was confident, at such close range, he could totally knock out this guy in one punch. But in the end, considering the bigger picture, he gradually released his grip.