Urban All-Round Master

Chapter 1328: Chapter 1362: Western Venom

”Kid, you’re in luck today. It’s rare to have something worth watching, so don’t blame me later!”

The old man watched while muttering indistinctly, not sure what he was saying.

Lin Zifeng was also baffled, not knowing what had captivated him so much.

”Hey, old man, I’m not going to waste time here with you. I have other matters to attend to, so I’m leaving first.”

”Hey hey hey! Kid, you just got here, and you’re leaving so soon? How can you turn down my good intentions?” The old man grabbed Lin Zifeng’s wrist, refusing to let him go.

”I mean, old man, we’re not related...”

”Alright, alright, don’t say anything. I have something good for you to see. If you miss it, you’ll regret it for the rest of your life.”

The old man hurriedly pulled Lin Zifeng closer by the wrist and placed the item from the wooden box in front of him.

”Come come, keep your eyes here, you’ll see something good soon.”

The more enthusiastic the old man got, the more Lin Zifeng suspected a trick, staring at his eager face without daring to look inside.

”Relax, if I really wanted to harm you, do you think you’d escape my grasp with your paltry cultivation?”

”...”

Indeed, if this old man had ill intentions, with his meager cultivation, it would be difficult to contend with him.

So, with reluctant feelings, Lin Zifeng bent down and squinted into the wooden box.

Damn!

Lin Zifeng was stunned on the spot.

His body shook, as if he had seen the most beautiful thing in the world.

Inside the wooden box appeared a naked beauty, her skin smooth as water. Though it was just a bewitching back view, her curvaceous figure was like a jade sculpture, especially the sensual curve from her back to her hips, absolutely stunning!

In an instant, Lin Zifeng’s eyes were glued, wondering what celestial face the beauty would have.

But the woman only showed her smooth, delicate back, never turning around.

Lin Zifeng’s gaze swept over her figure; her shapely, elastic hips were so perfect and smooth they looked like they could drip water.

Especially the mysterious region between her white, smooth thighs, sparking endless fantasies.

”Kid, how is it? Not a bad deal, right?”

Just as Lin Zifeng was engrossed, that damned crazy old man tapped his shoulder, instantly irritating Lin Zifeng.

”Hey hey, kid, just a glance is enough, or else we’ll be exposed!”

Obviously, the beauty inside was bathing, yet Lin Zifeng had no clue. This creepy old man used a pinhole on the wall, enlarging the view to peep at her.

”Old man, it seems she’s noticed us peeping.” Just then, when Lin Zifeng returned to his senses and tried to peek again, he found the beautiful woman had turned around, her eyes like two moons looking directly at him. Then her figure quickly disappeared.

”She noticed us.” The old man smacked his lips, then his eyes lit up.

He hopped and shouted, ”What!”

”She noticed us!”

”Yes.” Lin Zifeng nodded.

”Is she still there now?” The old man was scared pale, like someone had stepped on his tail.

”She was just there, now she’s gone. By the way, old man, what’s in your box? You can see a beauty? How did you invent such a magical thing?” Lin Zifeng held the box in front of the old man, puzzled.

”Invent, my ass! There’s nothing inside, just a simple projector!”

The old man nearly lost it, shouting, ”It’s over, it’s over, it’s over. The Western Poison lady is probably coming to kill me soon. No, no! I can’t let her find me, or this third courtyard of mine will be demolished by that damned woman again.”

”Old man, who could scare you this much?” Lin Zifeng was puzzled. With this old man’s cultivation, he shouldn’t be weaker than Beiming Yu, right?

”You know nothing! I let you see, and you...”

The old man glared and shouted.

”How was I to know she’d discover my presence? I thought the beauty in the box was something you invented.” Lin Zifeng feigned innocence, acting clueless.

”You...!”

The old man was hopping mad, realizing that being hospitable was also a mistake.

”Old ghost! You mad old man, get out here!”

By now, a nearly maddening loud voice boomed from outside the courtyard, shaking the entire little courtyard.

”Damn! The Western Poison lady is coming!” The old man turned pale from fright, eyes darting frantically, and started crawling under the bed.

Under the bed, he had dug a huge hole, which was his escape route whenever trouble arose.

”Kid, if that person asks if I’m here later, don’t tell her I’m hiding underneath, okay?”

”Okay.” Lin Zifeng nodded blankly, turning to see a gray figure leap over the courtyard wall and swiftly dash into the house.

Meanwhile, the crazy old man had already hidden under the large hole under the bed, silent.

”This crazy old man’s cultivation is so high, he covered his tracks this easily.” Lin Zifeng muttered to himself, thinking this old man was at least a King Realm expert!

But little did he know, this old man wasn’t some King Realm expert. The hole under the bed had been dug unusually deep, and over the years, the crazy old man had extended it all the way outside the Beiming Family.

From time to time, he’d sneak out of that hole to steal some chickens to eat.

Though King Realm experts aren’t incredibly rare, not every King Realm expert is invincible.

”Old ghost! Get out here!”

The gray figure quickly slipped inside.

”Kid, who are you?!”

The gray figure landed and saw no one but Lin Zifeng inside.

Immediately, Han Mei’s brow furrowed.

Though she had the beauty to outshine many, her voice was extraordinarily unpleasant.

Lin Zifeng took a good look at her. This beautiful woman was indeed stunning, with great skin, but her voice was unimaginably grating.

It was like a man’s voice, rough as sandpaper, making him shiver.

If you didn’t know better, you’d really think she was a man!

”What are you looking at? Believe it or not, I’ll gouge out your eyes!”

”Uh...”

Lin Zifeng was baffled, not sure if he should address her as senior, and whether to add the word ’lady’ or not.