Urban All-Round Master

Chapter 1327: Chapter 1361: Strange Old Man

”Old ghost! I’m telling you, don’t push me to the edge. Believe it or not, I’ll burn your doghouse down with a single fire so you have nowhere to shrink!”

The old man was so angry that his eyes bulged. In his life, he hated two types of people the most.

One was his parents. Why did they have to be surnamed Wang? And even gave him the name Wang Ba Dan!

The other type was, he hated it when others called him Old Tortoise.

”Tch, Old Tortoise, if you have the guts come in and burn my den with a single fire. I’ve long been tired of staying here. Thanks to your kindness, a single fire could burn my doghouse, and I could find a better place anew. As they say, out with the old, in with the new. Come on, come on, please fulfill this humble request of mine.”

In the courtyard, that sharp voice kept taunting the old man.

Even Lin Zifeng was amused by that guy’s words.

He wanted to laugh, but feared that Old Tortoise might make life hard for him later, that would be a disaster.

”Bastard! Bastard! You old bastard!”

After saying this, Old Tortoise left here in a fury, eyes blazing.

”Hey hey hey, old man, have you prepared my courtyard?” Lin Zifeng hadn’t figured out what the hell this weird place was, and the old man heartlessly left, his mental resilience was too bad.

”Find it yourself...”

The old man turned livid with rage; lingering any longer would only be self-humiliating, it was better to not see, not hear, and remain unaware.

”Damn! Is that how you’re dismissing me?” Lin Zifeng felt frustrated, this damned Old Tortoise was too ridiculous, wasn’t he?

But now, what could he do? It was his own decision to mix in with the Beiming Family.

”Hey, kid, how did you get tricked into coming here?”

At this moment, the sharp voice from the courtyard sounded again.

”Senior, are you calling me?” Lin Zifeng looked around, finding that he was the only one here, no one else.

”Damn it! If I’m not calling you, then who am I calling?”

”Uh... alright.” Lin Zifeng was helpless.

”Tell me, how did that Old Tortoise trick you into coming here? Looking at you, handsome and refined as you are, doesn’t seem like you’re up to any good. Being fooled into coming here, I suppose you have some other intentions, don’t you?”

The old ghost was secretly watching Lin Zifeng, knowing that too many people wanted to come to the Beiming Family.

And everyone wanted to sneak into Qishi Mansion, so naturally, they got used to it.

”Senior, what do you mean by this? I don’t understand a word!” Lin Zifeng felt depressed.

”Damn it! Stop pretending. Do you think I’m blind to your little schemes? Come over here, come over here, I happen to have a day off today, haven’t chatted with anyone in a long time. I got Old Tortoise so upset today, I’m really enjoying it.”

”Creak...”

The stone gate of the courtyard creaked open, and the voice’s owner turned out to be an elderly old man.

The old man was dry, small, with a head of messy white hair that hadn’t been washed for who knows how many years, all bundled at the back of his head, most of his face also covered by a beard, dark and thin, only those eyes showed some clarity.

Seeing the young and handsome Lin Zifeng, the old man jumped up and down.

He laughed out loud, thumping his chest.

”Haha, haven’t seen such a young and handsome lad in a long time, young man, do you have any time tonight, can you accompany this old man for some fun?”

The indecent gaze from that person landed on Lin Zifeng, instantly making goosebumps crawl all over Lin Zifeng’s body.

”This old lunatic can’t be a damned pervert, can he!”

Lin Zifeng was so frightened that he didn’t dare move a step.

Judging by his aura, obviously a high-level master of cultivation, if he entered this man’s door, his innocence might not be safe tonight.

”Kid, why are you standing there stupefied? Some really exciting stuff is about to be shown to you, you’ll regret it if you miss it!”

The old man anxiously jumped at the door, that manner only made Lin Zifeng even more reluctant to go forward.

”Come over quickly!”

”No way!” Lin Zifeng shook his head hard. You’d have to kill him to make him step forward.

”Damn! I’m not going to eat you up, the show’s starting soon, inviting you to share it is already giving you face, can’t you give me just a little face?”

”Your face is covered with hair, I can’t see it.” Lin Zifeng shook his head.

”Damn!”

The old man suddenly anxious, stepped forward and rushed towards Lin Zifeng directly.

”Hey hey hey! Old man, I don’t hit old people, don’t force me to get physical!” Lin Zifeng stumbled and retreated, but in a few swooshes, the old man’s shadow had already darted right in front of Lin Zifeng, lifting his hand towards Lin Zifeng’s shoulder.

”Bang!”

Lin Zifeng swung a punch, but that dry, thin hand weirdly dodged his fist, climbed onto his shoulder quickly, and then twisted it.

Lin Zifeng watched himself being easily clasped down like a powerless rabbit by the old man, dragged into his courtyard...

”Damn it! Old man, what exactly are you trying to do!”

Lin Zifeng widened his eyes and roared at him.

This damned old man, truly might be some kind of pervert, right? And he couldn’t beat him. If it got real, who knew what other ultimate move he might have?

Qishi Mansion, indeed, the Mansion of Abilities, filled with masters, it’s really no joke.

”I’m just letting you see something, not going to eat you, look at how scared you are! We’ll have plenty of time to get along in the future, is it worth being this scared?” The old man pulled his arm, headed into his room, then pulled out a big box from under the bed, ran to his own wall, then used a small iron needle-like thing to poke at the wall, which had a small hole in it.

After inserting the small iron needle, he proceeded to open the box, starting to pull out a foldable item from inside.

Anyway, Lin Zifeng had never seen this thing, and found it very novel.

”I say, old man, what are you doing?” Lin Zifeng asked, after freeing his hand, feeling puzzled.

”Shh, you’ll see in a minute.”

This guy was busy, chuckling particularly lasciviously.

Not even a half-hour into the acquaintance, this old fellow held Lin Zifeng’s hand like they were brothers, and friends, yet he darn well was a weirdo.

After finishing his busy business, he took out the thing with a mirror from the box, connected it to the iron needle he had just inserted into the wall.

Then, adjusted his eyes to the opening of the box.

Began to guffaw deviously.

”Old man, what are you looking at? Why so happy?” Lin Zifeng frowned, while rubbing his shoulder that had just been pinched painfully.

”Quiet! You can see after I’m done.”

The old man swung his hand, indicating Lin Zifeng to stop bothering him.

But the more he looked, the more that guy’s tent below seemed to swell ferociously.

And the indecency emerging from the corners of his mouth, Lin Zifeng instantly understood.