Urban All-Round Master

Chapter 1270: Chapter 1304: All Right! Teach Him a Lesson

“Get lost!”

Lin Zifeng used his knee to shove Huahua away.

“Damn it, of all times, you’re still trying to piss me off, you just want trouble, don’t you?”

Lin Zifeng grumbled as he settled Liu Ruyan in, then returned to his driver’s seat to start the car.

Along the way, the three silly girls, under the influence of alcohol, became like playful little kittens when the booze hit them.

The three of them were playful in the car, but the topic never strayed from the words “Death God,” which gave Lin Zifeng a peculiar feeling as he drove.

They have such deep feelings for him, and if one day they learn about his true identity, their affections will only deepen. How will he manage this situation then?

Thinking about this, Lin Zifeng shivered while driving. He was already married to Nangong Bing, and in the Martial Arts Country, the system is monogamous. Marrying again would be bigamy.

This crime doesn’t affect Lin Zifeng at all, but being a person with firm feelings, he doesn’t wish to play with fire.

“Uncle… I’m so hot, Tangtang feels like her body is going to explode. Did you turn on the air conditioning?”

In the front passenger seat, Tangtang suddenly leaned over, wrapping one arm around Lin Zifeng’s waist as he drove.

“Cut it out! I’m driving.” Lin Zifeng swiped away Tangtang’s approaching hand with a light slap.

“Uncle, but I really feel so hot.” As she spoke, this girl had already taken off her black, tight-fitting blazer.

She pouted, looking all innocent.

Damn! Lin Zifeng’s eyes widened; his speed was steady at over 140 km/h. Since there weren’t many people around at night, he didn’t worry much, but this girl suddenly pulling something like this could definitely cause him to crash.

“Can’t you be a bit reserved? Ah!!” Lin Zifeng turned his head, trying to control the car’s speed, discovering that amidst all the intense action, he found no way to vent his frustration, so he just kept driving faster.

“No, Uncle, Tangtang really feels so hot, quickly turn on the air conditioning!”

“Isn’t my air conditioning on?” Lin Zifeng was frustrated; the air conditioning was on all along at the lowest cooling. Wanting it to be cooler? That’s impossible; after all, a car is just a car, not a refrigerator.

“But I still feel hot, ah la la, I want to take off all my clothes and feel the breeze cool me down.”

With that, Tangtang started to undress.

“Hey! Tangtang, this is not a joke, don’t mess around!”

Lin Zifeng’s eyes were wide open like those of a dead fish, and he couldn’t help but gulp audibly.

“No! I want to undress, I want to take it all off. I want mwah mwah…”

Suddenly, driven by alcohol, her emotions turned extremely excited, and she extended her arms to start taking off her clothes.

“Damn it, you’re really going for the full undress mode?!”

Lin Zifeng thought she was just excited due to the alcohol, but never imagined she’d be serious about it.

“I want to take it all off, only then will it feel comfortable.”

“I want to take it all off too, I want mwah mwah too, daytime mwah mwah, nighttime bang bang…” Huahua, in the back seat, was also flabbergasted.

“…”

Lin Zifeng was instantly left speechless and utterly confused by them.

“I want to take it all off too, I want to mwah mwah like you all.”

What annoyed Lin Zifeng the most was that Liu Ruyan, a mature older woman, got mixed up with them. They say that children from poor families grow up quickly, while children from rich families never grow up. Looks like that saying is spot on.

“I think you’ve all had too much to drink!” Lin Zifeng said angrily, truly wanting to slap them awake.

“I haven’t had too much, I’m perfectly sober.”

Tangtang tilted her head, trying to explain.

“Hmph! Not too much, huh,” Lin Zifeng snorted, waving two fingers in front of her, “then tell me, what’s this?”

“Two!”

The three girls chorused together.

“Two your ass!” Lin Zifeng cursed, “These are fingers, look closely, what two? I’d say you got stupid drunk!”

“But it really is two!”

Huahua leaned in, fiddling with Lin Zifeng’s fingers, utterly confused that no matter how she counted, it was two.

“…”

Lin Zifeng was speechless, not in the mood to humor them anymore; the three of them were definitely drunk.

“I can’t take it anymore! I’m really too hot, I can’t stand it any longer.”

With that, Tangtang shamelessly started stripping in the passenger seat.

The two beauties in the back followed suit, starting to strip.

Lin Zifeng was forced to slow down the car.

“Hey! Look, that guy’s playing all by himself in the car!”

At this moment, waiting at the traffic light, a sleazy-looking man in the passenger seat of a Porsche Cayenne next to them looked over at Lin Zifeng.

“Damn! What a sight!”

The Porsche owner sharply turned his head, just in time to see Liu Ruyan and the other two constantly pestering Lin Zifeng. Unfortunately, they had only removed their outer clothes, staying pretty covered otherwise, making it hard to see more.

“I say, buddy, playing with so many chicks on your own, isn’t that a bit too enviable? Want us two to help share the load?” The Porsche owner was a burly bald man in his thirties. Clearly, he had bought the Porsche himself. The confident smile on his face made him look prouder than anyone else.

“Play your mom’s ass! Who wants to play with you, go home and play with your mom’s balls!”

Unexpectedly, Lin Zifeng was really angry this time, poking his head out the window to hurl a bunch of rude words completely out of character, and when the light turned green, he sped away like a black flash.

Already not in a great mood, being teased by those two bastards, Lin Zifeng’s cursing them was already giving them face. Normally, he would have jumped out and crushed that Porsche into powder.

“Damn! Look at this asshole, ugly as hell, and speaking so rudely. What do you think, bro? Should we teach him a lesson?!”

The Porsche driver’s brows furrowed into a deep crease, fuming with anger.

His comment about Lin Zifeng’s looks was actually out of jealousy.

“Sure! Let’s teach him a lesson, damn it, never seen such an arrogant prick. Let’s overtake him, even if it means running a red light and losing six points. We’ve got money, we can afford it!”

He finished, and the Porsche owner, upset by one breath, chased after them.

To be cursed at by someone, especially someone like him, was infuriating. After all, he was the Porsche owner. And the other guy, driving such a lousy motorcycle, was still acting so cocky. Comparing oneself to others can be infuriating.