Urban All-Round Master

Chapter 789: Chapter 787: Do Not Invite Girls to Eat Spicy Hot Pot

”Hehe. What’s there to be afraid of? Nobody’s in the company now anyway, and since the two of us have this kind of relationship, would you really have the heart to make me hold it in? To resist? With such a beautiful wife like you at home, resisting the urge to not devour you? If that got out, how many people would laugh me to death?”

Lin Zifeng boldly walked up to the woman, his demon claws slowly resting on her fragrant shoulders.

Under his special massage technique, that tingling and crisp sensation made the woman let out a soft hum through her nasal voice.

She seemed to enjoy it, squinting her eyes in pleasure.

But as soon as the man’s evil hand reached lower, Nangong Bing’s color drained from her face, and she immediately stood up from the chair with a sound.

She looked at him with shock and fear, cradling her chest.

Her moist and delicate cheeks flushed rapidly.

She whimpered, ”No way! Lin Zifeng, you—you better not start anything bad, this—this is the company.”

Uh.

”Hehe, so what if it’s the company? There’s no one here. Do you really have the heart to make me hold it in?”

The guy broke into a mischievous smile, and the more he smiled in such an amiable manner, the more Nangong Bing felt her heart pounding wildly.

She thought to herself: Lin Zifeng, oh Lin Zifeng, you animal who thinks with your lower half, insisting on doing such embarrassing acts in the company. What kind of woman do you take me, Nangong Bing, for?

”Then just hold it in!”

The woman raised her head without any mercy and said, ”You men are all animals that think with your lower half! When you can’t hold it in, you run out to eat on the side. I despise this kind of man the most.”

”Uh, oh my god, Empress, you can’t just lump everyone together. Although, although I, Lin Zifeng, have that tiny bit of little... you know what I mean, my feelings for you are as true as heaven and earth, as clear as the sun and the moon!”

Lin Zifeng raised three fingers to the sky, speaking earnestly.

”Hey, hey, hey, Mr. Lin, can we continue this conversation pleasantly?”

”Of course! We can definitely continue speaking pleasantly.” Lin Zifeng looked at her, puzzled.

”Alright then, you have to promise me one thing!”

Gulp.

Lin Zifeng’s face turned grim, his heart felt as if it had been hammered. Damn it, he knew there were no such thing as free lunches in this world; dealing with this queen was not going to be easy.

”What now? You talk so nicely, anyone can put on an act. As a man, you can’t possibly refuse even a small request from a woman, can you?”

Nangong Bing’s face broke into a sly smile, deliberately narrowing her eyes and lightly rubbing her white, slender fingers together, especially when she mentioned ’a small request,’ which somehow sounded as daunting as building the Great Wall. So difficult!

”Psh! Are you doubting my capabilities?”

Lin Zifeng rolled his eyes, sat on the office desk, and continued savoring the latte that the woman had just been drinking.

”Doubt your capabilities? I’ll ask you one more time, do you dare to promise me one thing?”

Seeing the office door tightly shut, Nangong Bing rarely stood up, hands on hips, shifting from the goddess back to a tomboyish figure.

”As long as it doesn’t cross my bottom line, I usually don’t refuse.”

”A man’s promise, unbreakable as iron?” The woman’s keen gaze shimmered brightly.

”That depends on what kind of horse we’re talking about,” Lin Zifeng chuckled inwardly. If it’s a grass mud horse, then chasing would be pointless.

Of course, Lin Zifeng wasn’t cursing her.

”Don’t change the subject; I haven’t finished speaking. Do you dare to promise or not?”

”Go ahead.” Lin Zifeng waved his hand, continuing to drink his coffee.

Nangong Bing held her beautiful head high as she pondered, hmm, since she had made that demand, and he had agreed to it, she certainly had to come up with one that was advantageous to her. Hmm, that’s right, best to demand that he stop harboring naughty thoughts.

”Ahem, from now on, you’re not allowed to flirt with others outside, no going to bars, nightclubs, or entertainment venues, and you’re not allowed to mention other women being good here or there in front of me. When I’m feeling down, you must tell me jokes. When I’m happy, you join me in my happiness, and when I run into difficulties, you need to be there at the first opportunity to help me pull through.”

After thinking it over, Nangong Bing tapped her aquiline nose, continuing, ”And also, no going for a ’big wellness check’!”

”Pfft!”

As he enjoyed the delicate sensations of the coffee swirling around his taste buds, Lin Zifeng was startled into spitting it out on the spot.

Looking at the utterly astonished woman, Lin Zifeng wiped the coffee from his mouth with a pained expression and said in shock, ”What, my Empress, what, what is a ’big wellness check’??”

All this time, in Lin Zifeng’s heart, the Empress was the image of a pure angel. Now, now... hell! She had actually brought up ’big wellness checks’!!!

What kind of pace was this?

Could it be that this damned era had even ruined the last Goddess?

”You, you stop changing the subject, agree to these demands first!”

Nangong Bing’s cute face turned red; she knew she might have misspoken in the heat of the moment, and now she found it quite difficult to keep arguing her point.

Her gaze shifted evasively under Lin Zifeng’s burning, anxious stare, making her feel somewhat embarrassed.

”Hey! Am I the one making demands, or are you? Do you need to look at me like that?”

Nangong Bing snorted twice, thinking it over, what does it matter if he knows about the ’big wellness check’ with such an advanced network nowadays? Even if he knew, it would be of no consequence.

”Right, there’s one more thing you must agree to.”

”Ah!!! There’s more?”

Lin Zifeng felt like he was going to burst into tears; this was pure exploitation of the working people by capitalists. Alas, a capitalist is a capitalist.

He had thought that marrying her would lead to a blazing glory, a life so amazing that even a fart of his would smell sweet to others. Hell, now he realized he was wrong.

He was utterly wrong!

Because the capitalist kept a very tight rein on him.

”Yes! In the future, if you chat online, no inviting other girls to eat six-yuan spicy hotpot!!”

Nangong Bing spoke with determined tone, brooking no argument, her commanding presence leaving Lin Zifeng seeing stars.

He completely failed to grasp what Nangong Bing was getting at.

Six-yuan spicy hotpot?

Why on earth couldn’t he invite girls to eat it?

”Er, can you tell me why I can’t invite girls to eat six-yuan spicy hotpot?”

This sparked Lin Zifeng’s curiosity; could there be some new online slang he hadn’t heard of yet?

”Mmm, don’t waste your breath, just agree to it, what’s with all the whining of a grown man? Just do as I say and don’t ask too many questions, that’s all.”

In her heart, Nangong Bing was half-laughing, half-musing about how rogue she had been once again.

She knew about a recent trend on the internet involving eating spicy hotpot.

It’s about a girl who flew from one province to another, only to have a guy treat her to a bowl of six-yuan spicy hotpot, and he ended up having sex with her twelve times that night!

Thinking about it, she felt that this evil spicy hotpot was up to no good!