Prodigal System in the Flourishing City

Chapter 525: Chapter 523: Understanding Men and Rising [First Update]

”Come on, let’s see what heroes both sides have banned.”

Finally, Lu Xiaobu starts his commentary work: ”Well, the purple side has banned Demacia, Demacia’s cousin, and the Prince. Hey, the grass bush trio is wiped out! Does the blue side have some psychological shadow from being controlled?! Have they been dominated before?!”

Upon hearing Lu Xiaobu’s words, everyone was initially stunned.

Dominated?!

Then, they burst into laughter.

”6666, dominated indeed!”

”That’s a rough play!”

”Hahaha, Lu Xiaobu is really naughty!”

”Three big men!”

”Isn’t that men over men?!”

”I’m dying of laughter!”

”Hey, don’t think the purple side’s bans were fierce, the blue side is not falling behind! They instantly banned three healers, what’s that about?! This clearly states their attitude, men should be on top of men!”

Lu Xiaobu is all slick talk, left and right!

The audience is holding their stomachs, laughing loudly!

”OMG! Look at how well the blue side is cooperating!”

”Banned the healer?! Men should be on top of men!?”

”Going head-to-head!”

”Hahaha! Interesting!”

”Lu Xiaobu’s commentary is freaking interesting!”

”Alright, enough messing around, let’s talk about the significance of both sides’ bans!” Lu Xiaobu gets back on track: ”As everyone knows, the opening match we’re having now is a fun game, not an official match, so everyone’s bans are quite casual.”

”Why is that? It’s because they are both in their first fight, not too familiar with their opponents, so if they ban opponents’ or their own heroes, it might reveal something, which would be disadvantageous for their subsequent matches!”

”So, instead of that, why not just ban at random!”

”Of course, don’t think that because of their casual banning, they won’t play seriously, that’s impossible! This is an opening match, and the first game, they will definitely play an incredibly brilliant match.”

”You ask why?! That’s because I’m here! If they don’t play well, I’ll get angry, go up there and give them a thrashing, do you think they can handle that!?”

Lu Xiaobu keeps chattering, using humorous and engaging language to explain the true intentions behind both sides’ bans.

Listening to Lu Xiaobu’s commentary, the audience all nod their heads in agreement.

”Exactly, that’s the case, although the opening match is a very special one especially in our national competition, where they need to play beautifully without revealing their tactics and strongest heroes, it’s very challenging.”

”I was a bit puzzled just now, but now I got it! Both sides are doing great!”

”The best should be Lu Xiaobu, don’t you think?! His commentary is so engaging that it pulls you right in!”

”Yeah, I bet those famous international commentators can’t do it like him!”

”Have you noticed, in the past, even if the commentator was good, they were just a supporting role, our focus would still be on the game itself! But today, with Lu Xiaobu, when he speaks, our attention involuntarily stays on him, listening closely to him! That’s terrifying!”

”That’s right, that’s right, as soon as Lu Xiaobu speaks, my ears perk up naturally, listening closely to his commentary, his voice is really appealing!”

”Yes, indeed, full of charm!”

”...”

Not just them, even many foreigners, although they are not proficient in Chinese, still find themselves involuntarily listening to and pondering over Lu Xiaobu’s words.

”This commentator is not bad!”

”Yeah, even I, a foreigner, understood!”

”This is what real commentary is!”

”Exactly, exactly, good commentary should be like this!”

”...”

That’s the terrifying thing about having full charm attribute.

As the brightest star in the night sky, every move Lu Xiaobu makes attracts everyone’s attention.

Everyone should know, when listening to someone talk, the concept of what’s heard varies greatly between paying attention and not paying attention.

For example, a very funny joke, if said by someone who doesn’t make people listen attentively, turns into a cold joke!

Because no one would appreciate or even seek to find the humor in it!

And commentators, serving as a support to the game, are usually not the type that people listen to attentively, so normally they don’t stand out much!

But Lu Xiaobu, with his charm attribute, makes people listen attentively, seriously appreciating the meaning and humor in his words!

This makes Lu Xiaobu, perhaps not the best commentator, shine brilliantly!

As the audience chatters, the game officially begins.

Both sides control their heroes and come to the river in the middle lane, starting to dance.

”Look at that, did you see?! Dancing! Do you know when animals dance?! That’s mating time! Basically, they’re saying come on me! Cough cough cough!”

Lu Xiaobu mischievously comments, ”Actually, not just animals, we humans often do the same thing!”

”Like those girls prancing around in bars, and those guys posing and acting cool, what are they doing there?! Are they there to drink?! No, they’re performing a mating dance!”

The audience really is amused while listening.

”Lu Xiaobu, you’re too much, but I love it! Hahaha!”

”People bow to show respect, and you straight up call it a mating dance!”

”Looks like Young Master Bu can’t let go of the dominated theme, huh!”

”Hahaha, the dirtiest commentary ever!”

”66666!”

”Never mind the game, this commentary alone is absolutely 666!”

”Who said Young Master Bu can’t commentate properly?!”

”Yeah, and those Koreans, why aren’t they talking now?!”

”Slapping your faces!”

”...”

The Koreans are indeed not looking too great.

They really didn’t expect Lu Xiaobu’s opening ability to be so good, his personal charm so high, that just by speaking, he attracted everyone’s attention!

Compared to him, none of their Korean commentators could achieve this.

But, they came with a nitpicking mindset, how could they admit defeat so easily!

”The game is about to start, then it’s the time to truly test the commentator’s skills!”

”Yeah, this flashy stuff isn’t that useful!”

”A commentator really needs solid skills!”

”Exactly! Exactly!”

”Can’t wait for Lu Xiaobu to embarrass himself!”

”...”