Social Animals? My Brother is a Female Empress in the Underworld and Earns 10 Billion a Month!

17: A live stream that earns billions in a single dayYou Pan turned around and gave a wink!

The bullet chat was flying by~

”My 10086th Husband: *Heavy breathing!* Licking the screen like crazy!”

Shuke and Beita: Awoo! Brother You Pan! I’m your male fan!

Sichuan Peppercorn Chicken with Cooking Wine: Oh! Sweetie~ do you need a sugar mommy?

Auntie from Jixiang Neighborhood Committee: @Sichuan Peppercorn Chicken with Cooking Wine, let go of my brother! Let me do it~

...”

Wang Gang saw that the bullet chat was about to turn into a fight and gave You Pan a look.

You Pan immediately covered the two little red flowers on his chest, waddled out in a duck walk, and quickly slipped out of the livestream room. Sitting on the threshold, he patted his shy
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handsome face and breathed a sigh of relief.

”Yikes! Humans are too brutal! Just like that old pervert You Wu!!!”

”But the BOSS was right, occasionally using one’s charms... is beneficial for...”

Seeing You Pan slip away quickly, Wang Gang immediately diverted the audience’s attention and shouted enthusiastically, ”Family, the discounts today are truly massive! If you miss out, you won’t get another chance like this!”

...Babes! Let’s look at our third product—the Underworld Special Exorcism Rope, presented by our Secretary-General, the lovely Ling Qi.

”Soaked in Netherworld Spring Water for seven-seven-forty-nine days, then put through eight processes—soaking, rubbing... it has a powerful~ lethality against Wandering Souls below the first rank!”

”So, what are you waiting for, my dears ＾3＾!”

”A must-have for home and travel!”

”Scan the QR code below and place your order now!”

Instantly, the audience went wild and started placing orders one after another. The number of orders grew rapidly, and in no time, sales surpassed ten million units.

Wang Gang was beaming with joy as he watched the sales, but he noticed the number froze at thirty million. Thinking it was a system error, he quickly refreshed the page, but the result remained unchanged.

”What’s going on?” he muttered to himself. ”Did the server crash?”

Just as he was about to check the network, a phone call came in.

”Hello?” Wang Gang answered.

”It’s me, You Wu,” the person on the other end said. ”We’re out of stock for the Exorcism Rope. Take it down immediately.”

”What?” Wang Gang’s eyes widened. ”How can that be? Didn’t Minister You Yu prepare enough stock?”

”I don’t know,” You Wu’s voice revealed a hint of helplessness. ”Perhaps this event was too popular and exceeded our expectations.”

Wang Gang felt a surge of regret; such a great opportunity had been missed just like that. ”My promotion and raise!”

”Also, Star, just give the audience some excuse. Hurry and take down the Exorcism Rope!”

”Alright, Manager You Wu! I’ll get right on it.” Wang Gang hung up. He sighed, checked the time, and realized the livestream was almost over.

”Family, today’s livestream is coming to an end, but there’s one final ultimate benefit for everyone! Backend, put up the QR code for the Ultimate Lucky Bag.”

”The first thousand lucky viewers to snag the Lucky Bag will receive a limited-edition merchandise bundle from the handsome You Pan!”

Upon hearing this, the sisters became even more frenzied with their comments and likes.

”345 Lucky Bags left!”

”16 left,” Wang Gang said urgently... At this moment, the Underworld servers were nearly crushed, but fortunately, the part-time programmer, Xiao Si, stepped in.

Finally, the 1000 lucky viewers were determined, and Star quickly urged the backend to take down the product.

Seeing that time was up, the backend instantly shut down the livestream.

Afterward, an exhausted Wang Gang slumped into the livestream chair, limbs splayed out, his fingertips curling.

Just then, his phone suddenly rang. He picked it up impatiently and saw it was a call from ”Minister You Yu.”

”Hello! Minister~!” Wang Gang said in a high-pitched voice.

”Star, you did a great job on your first livestream!” You Yu clapped and praised him over the phone. ”The sales this time exceeded our expectations. The BOSS has decided to give you a raise!”

Hearing this, Wang Gang couldn’t stop grinning. ”Thank you, BOSS and Minister You Yu, for the opportunity. I will definitely keep working hard!”

”Mm! A teachable youth indeed,” You Yu said with satisfaction... Shang Wan Ning leaned back in Ling Qi’s embrace, looking up at the backend data. She reached into a candy jar and pulled out a gummy,

The gummy~ wrapped in paper was a grape-flavored~ soft piece, glowing a pale yellow under the dim light. („ beatω beat„)

Shang Wan Ning unwrapped the candy and put it into Ling Qi’s mouth. ”Good girl! Our great hero, open wide!”

Ling Qi stiffly opened her small mouth. Why was her gentle and considerate BOSS acting so strange? The atmosphere around them felt like a GL novel—very ’orange-y’.

Ling Qi swallowed hard. She wasn’t very good at dealing with workplace ’unspoken rules’! But if the person was the BOSS, it wouldn’t be out of the question. ”I wonder if Big Sis likes to lie down, or...”

Shang Wan Ning didn’t notice Ling Qi’s feigned serious expression. Today was her first time trying out the ”Guide to Increasing Employee Passion 1.0” she found on Baidu! Since she happened to be free, she thought she’d reward her recent Star contributor, Ling Qi.

Toying with the candy wrapper in her hand, she slowly folded it in half, opened it, and repeated this dozens of times before smoothing out the creases—her fingertips looked fair~ and slender under the light.

With the candy in her mouth, Ling Qi’s gaze drifted, landing on the BOSS’s slender fingertips, and her pretty face flushed. She lowered her eyes and snatched the candy wrapper from the BOSS’s hand.

She casually tossed the wrapper onto the desk, her right hand wrapping around Shang Wan Ning’s waist, and her left hand adjusting the frames on the bridge of her nose. A crack appeared on her stoic face. ”Can the BOSS’s reward be a kiss?”

Shang Wan Ning hadn’t reacted yet; she was in a state of confusion. ”What? The guide’s description of a subordinate’s reaction shouldn’t be like this!”

Seeing this, Ling Qi steeled her heart and leaned in. At worst, she’d get a beating from the BOSS. ”Hehe! Totally worth it!”

She took Shang Wan Ning’s lips into her mouth and pried open her teeth. The BOSS seemed to have no defenses at all, and the grape gummy was passed over just like that.

The grape flavor exploded bit by bit between Shang Wan Ning’s lips and teeth, like a plump real grape rolling back and forth on the tip of her tongue.

Forcefully kissing the BOSS for the first time, Ling Qi’s heart pounded wildly, and she forgot to breathe for a moment. Her hand gripping Shang Wan Ning’s waist tightened further.

Lightly nibbling~ and slowly biting the lips, Ling Qi’s rationality was being pushed bit by bit. She wanted more, she wanted to commit insubordination, she wanted to see the BOSS lose control... ”Ding-dong! Congratulations to the Host for unlocking the Ten Billion Medal for the first time.”

Shang Wan Ning suddenly snapped out of it and broke free from Ling Qi’s grasp. She stared intently at the system panel. In an instant, the incense value surged, rising from eight digits to eleven.

”Holy crap! Ten billion in a day?” Shang Wan Ning rubbed her eyes, making sure she hadn’t misread it. She propped herself up and looked closer. ”It really is ten billion! Hehe!” A silly grin appeared on her face, with glistening moisture at the corners of her mouth.

Her breath was hot and humid, her expression gradually recovering from the daze. She was so excited she had no strength left. She whispered to herself, ”This Old Lady has become a billionaire! Wah-ka-ka!”

Ling Qi suppressed her racing heart and blushing face, looking up with a resentful expression, her eyes burning with heat.

”So annoying!”