The Lovely Heiress Is Actually A God Beast

Chapter 1267: Chapter 1267: Annoying Li Dahe

Tom pursed his lips and said to him nicely, “We are now a temporary family, and according to age, I am the oldest, so I am the temporary big brother.”

Zhuge Xunming rolled his eyes, “I was born on January 1, I’m older than you.”

Helen pouted, “Liar!”

Zhuge Xunming gave her a sideways glance and snorted coldly, “He says he was born on January 3, without proof and evidence, you just believe him. I say I was born on January 1, yet you don’t believe me. Is this double standards?”

“I do have double standards! So what!” Helen put her hands on her hips, acting spoiled and willful.

Tom suddenly started rummaging through his suitcase.

Li Dahe asked, “What are you looking for?”

Tom found a small certificate from the zippered pocket in the innermost layer of his suitcase.

“This is my birth certificate.” Tom opened the certificate boldly, pointing at the birthdate.

Zhuge Xunming didn’t expect Tom to be such a stickler, rubbed his nose, and mumbled, “Who carries their birth certificate with them.”

Helen crossed her arms, “Now it’s your turn, what proof do you have that you were born on January 1?”

Zhuge Xunming pouted, “No proof.”

Li Dahe had a sudden inspiration, “I have an idea!”

Everyone looked at him.

Li Dahe raised the phone in his hand, “Isn’t there internet now? Add each other as friends, your friend’s birthday will show up!”

Helen clapped her hands, “Right! It’ll even remind you of your friend’s birthday every time!”

Zhuge Xunming: “…”

Helen noticed he seemed flustered, snorted, “Afraid now? Liar!”

Li Dahe’s eyes darted around, “Maybe he’s not even the second oldest, maybe he’s even younger than me!”

Helen: “Do you believe that yourself?”

Li Dahe looked at Zhuge Xunming, who was much taller than him, inwardly doubting that Zhuge Xunming was younger than him, but still wanting to give it a try.

Originally, Li Dahe was the second oldest, but now, with the arrival of Zhuge Xunming, Huahua, Wukong, three new guests, his position kept being pushed back, now he’s the fifth.

His surname is Li, not Wang, so how could he be fifth!

Li Dahe urged Zhuge Xunming to take out his phone and add him as a friend.

Zhuge Xunming turned around, went back to the sofa, and lay down with his back to everyone, “Leave me alone!”

How could Li Dahe let him off, he climbed onto the sofa right away, “Get up and add me as a friend!”

“Hey! Get off me!” Zhuge Xunming roared angrily.

Li Dahe bore down on him, pinning him down, “If you don’t add me as a friend, I won’t get up!”

“So annoying!”

“Hurry up and add me as a friend~~~”

“Get lost!”

“I won’t go~~~”

Li Dahe dragged out his words deliberately buzzing in his ear.

Zhuge Xunming was extremely frustrated, finally conceding, took out his phone, “Fine, fine, fine! Just get lost!”

Li Dahe got his wish and added him as a friend.

Helen leaned over to check, saw Zhuge Xunming’s birthday, pouted, “February 2, so you are indeed the second oldest!”

Zhuge Xunming lay with his back to everyone, staying silent.

Seeing her son’s frustration, Zhuge Xunming’s mother laughed, “He’s stubborn, never gives in at home, now finally someone made him give in.”

Li Dahe’s mother covered her mouth laughing, “My son is just too annoying.”

Director: “Every dog has its day.”

The task of looking after Xiao Wang was ruined by Zhuge Xunming, the program team sent a staff member to knock on the villa door.

Li Dahe opened the door, asking suspiciously, “What’s the matter?”

Staff member: “Task failed, confiscating all the food in the fridge.”