Beauty Chairwoman’s Bodyguard Expert

Chapter 1708: Chapter 1701: Uncle, I Like You

”Ah, Uncle, you’re hitting too hard! What if you knock me stupid? Be careful, I’ll blame you for it forever and make you take care of me.”

With a hand over her little head, Qiaoqiao looked at Lu Tianxing with a face full of grievance and said, ”Uncle, you’re repaying kindness with enmity, you know? If it weren’t for me last night, do you think you could have won the beauty over? Do you think you could have reached fulfillment with my mom? I never expected you to be like this, burning your bridges and tossing the matchmaker over the wall.”

At this moment, black lines covered Lu Tianxing’s forehead, and cold sweat dripped down his face. How did he discover that this little girl Qiaoqiao has a tendency toward turning into Bai Weiwei, about to become a fresh little devil? Maybe he should find a time to send this little chick abroad to study, so she won’t disturb his happy life.

”You little brat, what do you know? Go play somewhere else; I have to go downstairs for breakfast.”

Lu Tianxing resolutely ignored Qiaoqiao’s look, using his usual tactic for dealing with Bai Weiwei. Right now, the more attention you give her, the more likely this little girl is going to push her luck.

Saying this, Lu Tianxing headed downstairs.

Qiaoqiao pouted, watching Lu Tianxing’s back. She stomped her foot forcefully, her eyes rolled around, and soon on her face appeared a brilliant smile, like a little fox catching a chicken. She watched Lu Tianxing’s back and said, ”Uncle, wait a minute; let me ask you one last question. I hope you answer honestly. If you answer, then I’ll let you go, how about that?”

”What’s the question?”

Lu Tianxing turned his head, looking rather puzzled at Qiaoqiao.

”Uncle, do you think I’m pretty?” Qiaoqiao blinked at Lu Tianxing and asked.

”Uh, well, Qiaoqiao, I’m not really sure. Maybe you should ask someone else. I’m gonna go now, bye.”

Lu Tianxing pretended to run downstairs. If Shen Manjun heard this conversation, she might think he has designs on Qiaoqiao! Even if he jumped into the Yellow River, he wouldn’t be able to clear his name.

”Uncle, if you dare leave, I’ll tell Mom about how you instigated me to secretly take photos of her showering.”

”When did I ever tell you to take photos?”

Lu Tianxing, drenched in cold sweat, looked at Qiaoqiao.

”Humph, we have chat logs! If my mom sees those chat logs, do you think she’ll take a knife and chop you up?”

”Oh, come on...”

”Uncle, aren’t you going to say it?”

”Pretty, very pretty! Qiaoqiao, you’re the most beautiful, a gorgeous, unstoppable young lady.” Lu Tianxing sighed as he spoke. All he wants now is for this little girl Qiaoqiao to stay away from him.

”Really?”

”Do I look like someone who lies?” Lu Tianxing looked seriously at Qiaoqiao.

Qiaoqiao pondered for a moment, ”I don’t think Uncle lies either.”

”Exactly. I don’t lie, and even if I did, I wouldn’t lie to you, Qiaoqiao, right?” Lu Tianxing said, patting his chest. As long as he fools this little girl Qiaoqiao, he’ll be free today.

”Since you wouldn’t lie to me, I’ll ask another question.”

”Didn’t you say the last question?”

”Did I say that? Uncle, you heard wrong. This is the actual last question.”

Qiaoqiao slightly curled her lips, revealing a brilliant smile. ”Uncle, since you find me so pretty, when I grow up, how about Mom and I both marry you? Would you like that?”

”Oh crap!”

Hearing Qiaoqiao’s words, Lu Tianxing shuddered and staggered, nearly falling down the stairs. His eyes reflexively glanced at Shen Manjun’s room door and, seeing it wasn’t open, he breathed a small sigh of relief. Damn it, this little girl is even bolder than Bai Weiwei!

Swallowing with great effort, Lu Tianxing forced a smile. ”Qiaoqiao, you’re joking with Uncle, right?”

Undeniably, Qiaoqiao is very pretty, with a face of innocence, more pure than the Chen school beauty circulated online a while ago. But Qiaoqiao is still a high school student. Although he likes beauties, he wouldn’t have thoughts about a high schooler. Three years starts, maximum life sentence; he wouldn’t dare test it. More importantly, if Shen Manjun found out he had thoughts about her daughter, he’d be dead.

”Uncle, do you think I’m joking with you?” Qiaoqiao said smilingly, her black and white eyes directly fixed on Lu Tianxing, flickering with a faint light.

”Gulp.”

Lu Tianxing swallowed again, his voice trembling slightly as he spoke. ”I think you... you must be joking. Also, aren’t girls your age fond of fresh faces? Although they look a bit effeminate, it’s still in line with your aesthetics, isn’t it? Qiaoqiao, tell Uncle what kind of fresh face you like, and Uncle will help you snatch him over.”

Qiaoqiao tilted her head, seeming to ponder Lu Tianxing’s words, which made Lu Tianxing breathe a slight sigh of relief. However, before Lu Tianxing could truly be happy, Qiaoqiao’s next sentence hurled him straight into the Eighteenth Layer Hell: ”Fresh faces look okay, but they’re too effeminate, and I don’t like wimps. I prefer someone with manliness, just like Uncle’s type—that’s my favorite.”

Hearing Qiaoqiao’s words, Lu Tianxing nearly fell down the stairs. Why is this little girl so stubborn!

”Hahaha, Uncle, you fell for it...”

Seeing Lu Tianxing’s bitter melon face, Qiaoqiao couldn’t help but burst out laughing, ”Uncle, I was just teasing you. Relax, you’re not my type.”

”Damn.”

Hearing Qiaoqiao’s words, Lu Tianxing couldn’t help but curse. Damn, this little girl has no idea what scaring people can do. Seems like he needs to find a time to give her a good lesson, otherwise if she keeps playing around like this, Lu Tianxing feels he might be scared to death.

”Uncle, are you mad?” Qiaoqiao asked cautiously, looking at Lu Tianxing’s expression.

”Not mad, just innocent youth, Qiaoqiao, if there’s nothing else, I’ll go downstairs first.”

Lu Tianxing gave Qiaoqiao a slight smile. Before she could speak again, he raced down the stairs.

At this moment, Lu Tianxing didn’t notice the fleeting trace of resentment on Qiaoqiao’s previously smiling face when he mentioned innocent youth. However, that trace of resentment quickly vanished, replaced by a bright smile. Qiaoqiao bounced her way into Shen Manjun’s bedroom.

At this moment, in the room, Shen Manjun was dressing. Upon hearing the door open, she instinctively looked up, her expression stiffening slightly, and said somewhat awkwardly, ”Qiaoqiao, why are you here.”