After signing with AC Milan, I will be the king of football!

Chapter 2181: Chapter 561: Graduate Student Love Story I

Unexpected, truly unexpected.

Unexpectedly, His Majesty’s adopted son seems pretty decent.

Inzaghi, although a bit unreliable, actually manages to play well with the kids.

Playing games with a bunch of kids whose combined age doesn’t equal his own, and he still cheats!

When Inzaghi adopts a kid, Huang Kaiwen decides to advise him that the child’s name is taboo.

And when it comes to sanctioning the Lighthouse Country, there’s no need to do such things.

Being of Jewish descent, it’s better to go into politics, upgrade national welfare crazily after coming to power; even if Americans keep printing money, they can’t sustain it.

This is much more reliable than begging or anything like that.

Moreover, it can boost national goodwill, even if some wise individuals want to depose you, everyone else wouldn’t agree.

Thinking this way, Huang Kaiwen feels this bastard is truly lucky.

Look at those hardworking previous icons, Lippi even at an old age has to come out to earn money to help young Lippi repay debts, Sir Ferguson’s dark spots are related to Young Ferguson accepting bribes.

Then look at His Majesty the Emperor, Inzaghi has been playing all his life, later his wife and kids are all good, and even his adopted son is so reliable.

For these matters, there really is no place to reason it out.

A player’s career dictates their first half of life, while kids largely decide their latter half.

Saying Europeans and Americans raise children until 18 and then don’t care anymore, Huang Kaiwen hasn’t seen many who truly don’t care.

Prior to this, Huang Kaiwen met Shearer’s daughter who sings pretty well, signed to a record label, Owen’s daughter also has good development in equestrian.

These icons’ daughters are all decent-looking, not exactly top-tier beautiful.

But relying on their father’s fame and resources, just by endorsements, they can become rich.

If the kids aren’t promising, besides cleaning up their mess, you also have to worry about them targeting your inheritance like Stefano.

Huang Kaiwen continues to read on.

Intercepted Juventus so many times, he thought there should be nothing good left.

Unexpectedly, this time there’s quite a few traits intercepted.

[Ding, successfully intercepted a Juventus player Pirlo’s Serie A championship title, skill activated successfully, trait replicated]

[Ding, successfully intercepted a Juventus player Simone Pepe’s Serie A championship title, skill activated successfully, trait replicated]

[Ding, successfully intercepted a Juventus player Chiellini’s Serie A championship title, skill activated successfully, trait replicated]

[Ding, successfully intercepted a Juventus player Bonucci’s Serie A championship title, skill activated successfully, trait replicated]

[Ding, successfully intercepted a Juventus player Grosso’s Serie A championship title, skill activated successfully, trait replicated]

[Ding, successfully intercepted a Juventus player Barzagli’s championship title, skill activated successfully, trait replicated]

[Ding, successfully intercepted a Juventus player Courtois’s Serie A championship title, skill activated successfully, trait replicated]

[...]

Hell.

He intercepted an entire Juventus defense line.

Haven’t had such a plentiful harvest in a long time, not to mention from old friend Juventus.

Huang Kaiwen eagerly continues reading.

Trait: You Go, I Stay (Pirlo) — After conflicts with Inzaghi, Pirlo successfully made Juventus sell Inzaghi. With this trait, you can easily make the club sell off teammates you don’t like.

This trait.

Back when he intercepted [King of the Left Wing] from Pirlo, it was a huge boost for Yellow Ball King.

Didn’t expect to intercept a trait like this.

In Milan, Yellow Ball King wants to sell someone, he sells them, this trait really has no use.

Trait: The Tree Moves and Lives on (Simone Pepe) — Pepe was originally a striker, and after transitioning to a winger, he improved significantly. When you play a position for a while, switching positions will lead to a burst phase.

Huang Kaiwen:...

Can Yellow Ball King still have another burst?

Next time, will he shatter a whole stand with one kick?

Aside from football, don’t dare to say.

Huang Kaiwen thinks he has no room for improvement.

But this trait is quite interesting, might give it a try when there’s time.

Trait: Suarez’s Bite (Chiellini) — We still don’t know why Suarez bit Chiellini since Suarez himself can’t explain it. With this trait, your body fluids will have a slight sweetness, maybe the reason Suarez bit Chiellini.

Seeing this.

Huang Kaiwen remembers another piece of knowledge.

Like not eating meat for a while, only consuming fruits and vegetables, the body fluid flavor would be better.

Could it be Chiellini is a vegetarian?

Trait: Grand Kneeler (Bonucci) — Greatly enhance the fluidity, elegance, and appearance of the slide-kneel celebration. Furthermore, after you betray, forgiveness is easier to obtain.

Truly worthy of being the slide-kneeler!

Even the trait is so powerful.

Huang Kaiwen wonders, if Haibara Ai had this trait, would Vermouth spare him.

As for Yellow Ball King.

Although Yellow Ball King has transferred several times, his reputation is excellent, and he is known as a symbol of loyalty, far from betrayal-related associations.

This trait can enhance slide-kneeling fluidity, it’s worth trying.

In reality, slide-kneeling celebration can easily fail, even more than somersaulting.

If somersaulting goes wrong, it can be severe, but typically a player’s physical ability under non-extreme fatigue can support such movements.

Slide-kneeling is different, factors like field conditions and turf quality greatly affect slide-kneeling, many have failed celebrating this way.

It’s said Henry practiced in his own living room to slide-kneel so smoothly.