As Aizen in Naruto and Joined a Chat Group

Doujin Artist: Your saying that a scar is like a medal is a bit strange. At most, it could be considered a leftover problem after being hurt, it’s not really a medal.

Curly-haired Guy: Well, people who are low and ugly always like to make themselves look good. This kind of thing is understandable.

Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Bullshit, you damn curly-haired animal! You dare to say I’m ugly? How dare you? Do you believe I’ll come over right now and stuff ten firecrackers in your nostrils and make them explode?

Curly-haired Guy: Come on! Gin-san is not afraid of you!

Lazy Kitten: Uh, please don’t fight, you two big shots.

Qi Luoli felt a little panicked, always feeling that this group didn’t seem as friendly as it looked on the surface.

Soul Society’s Villain: Don’t worry about it, no one will die anyway.

Lazy Kitten: ?

This big shot’s reply made the little kitten a little scared. What do you mean no one will die anyway? Does that mean you can mess with people as long as you don’t kill them?

Lin Fengjiao: Sister Hua means that the members of this group can’t hurt each other in real life. So it’s just arguing, don’t worry about it too much. You’ll get used to it later.

Lazy Kitten: Oh, is that how it is? You scared me to death. Wait, Lin Fengjiao? Are you, do you have two students, one named Wencai and the other named Qiusheng?

Lin Fengjiao: You even know the information about me?

Lazy Kitten: I’ve seen all of Lin Zhengying’s movies...

Unbelievable, Qi Luoli really felt very unbelievable. Even her own time travel wasn’t as strange as this group in front of her eyes. Characters from Naruto and characters from Lin Zhengying’s movies are actually interacting with each other, it’s unimaginable.

And this Soul Society’s Villain is Sister Hua? The captain of the Fourth Division of the Thirteen Protection Squad, Unohana Retsu? Even this kind of person is here?

Qi Luoli’s eyes widened, her eyes full of emotion.

Ring ring ring.

Just as Qi Luoli was feeling emotional, a crisp and pleasant ringtone suddenly sounded in the room.

Ye Rong, who was holding her, was stunned and put the little kitten back on the sofa. ”Sorry, Luoli. I have to go to work first, I’ll come back and play with you tonight.” She rubbed her little head with reluctance, picked up the phone and walked out of the room.

”Heh, woman! Who wants you to play with me, you should take care of yourself!” Watching her hurried figure leave, Qi Luoli meowed twice and turned her attention back to the chat group in front of her.

Amegakure Village’s Angel: Lin Zhengying?

This is an Actor: The actor who plays Lin Jiu in Mr. Vampire is called Lin Zhengying.

Amegakure Village’s Angel: Ah, so that’s how it is. Thank you, dear, for the explanation, mua~

Doujin Artist: ? No PDA in the group chat!

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: I’m already full, I really can’t eat any more! Sister Konan, don’t do this!

Lazy Kitten: This, is... Miss Konan and the group owner in that kind of relationship?

Doujin Artist: They’re boyfriend and girlfriend right now, but they’re already engaged.

Lazy Kitten: Oh my gosh, they’re engaged?

Qi Luoli felt very shocked, what kind of background does this group owner have to be able to win over Konan? And, is this kind of public display of affection really something that the cold Konan would do?

Curly-haired Guy: Hmph, are you very surprised? In fact, the other girl members in our group are all the president’s harem. So I advise you, don’t have any unrealistic fantasies.

Lazy Kitten: ???

The little kitten lying on the sofa opened her mouth wide, with a human-like dazed expression on her face.

Scarlet Lotus Fairy: Agin, you scared her.

Doujin Artist: Ha, harem or something! I didn’t admit it!

Amegakure Village’s Angel: Saying unrealistic fantasies is a bit too absolute. If they are girls and they truly love my dear, I would still welcome them.

This is an Actor: So, what about my wishes?

Soul Society’s Villain: Your wishes don’t matter, Konan at home has the final say.

Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Hahaha, that’s hilarious! Is this the legendary forced harem? I really feel sorry for you, group owner! Fuck, I’m so sympathetic that I’m about to grit my teeth! Why don’t I have a girlfriend like Konan?

Curly-haired Guy: Heh, you can ask the you in the mirror about this question.

Lazy Kitten: I, I’m still in a daze. Are you serious? Everyone agrees with the harem thing?

Machete Girl: We all agree, but Anzen-san himself doesn’t quite agree.

Doujin Artist: Is there a chance that he’s just pretending to be serious? Men are all like that. I’ve seen through it. (Emoji: Weary)

Curly-haired Guy: Tsk, even if you’ve seen through it, aren’t you still obediently being a concubine? You’re just Eriri-chan, do you think you can rebel?

Doujin Artist: Of course I can’t rebel, and I wouldn’t dare to think about it. Unlike our Gin-sama, honey-tongued and dagger-hearted. He seems loyal on the surface, but he’s actually as black as ink inside.

Curly-haired Guy: Damn, I advise you, you smelly woman, to not try to cause trouble! My loyalty to the president can be seen by the sun and moon and proved by heaven and earth!

Scarlet Lotus Fairy: I believe it.

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: I believe it too.

This is an Actor: Let’s stop here and let the newcomer introduce themselves first.

Lazy Kitten: Ah, okay! My name is Qi Luoli, female, twenty-seven years old, and my job is customer service at a certain online store.

This is an Actor: And then you got time traveled?

Lazy Kitten: Eh, how did you know?

This is an Actor: The group name reflects the truth. If you weren’t really a cat, your nickname would already be 996 worker.

Lazy Kitten: Pfft!

Amegakure Village’s Angel: So that’s how it is, this newcomer is also a time traveler? And they traveled into a cat?

Doujin Artist: Holy crap, that’s so sad!

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: That’s really sad, a living person turned into a cat. I want to ask, how do you feel right now?

Lazy Kitten: It’s, it’s okay, I guess. I think a cat’s life is better than my old life. It’s just that this world I traveled to is pretty dangerous. All kinds of strange beasts and other species...

Doujin Artist: Spiritual revival?

Lazy Kitten: I don’t know if it counts as a spiritual revival, they say there were similar things hundreds of years ago. Uh, looking at your nickname... are you Eriri?

Doujin Artist: Yes.

Lazy Kitten: Strange, why would you know the term spiritual revival? Does your world also have Chinese online novels, and they even floated across the ocean? That’s really confusing.

This is an Actor: That’s not the case, it’s just that a similar spiritual revival event also happened in her world. I told her the term. Also, are you from western Sichuan in China?

Lazy Kitten: Eh, how did you know? Could it be that you are too...?

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