As Aizen in Naruto and Joined a Chat Group

Chapter 61 - 61: Notice: Curly-haired Guy has been muted 

Amegakure Village’s Angel: Illegal? There are no such laws in our world.

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: ???

Amegakure Village’s Angel: What’s so strange? In the Naruto world, there’s no legal marriage age. Plenty of people have kids as teenagers.

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: No, that’s not what I’m curious about. Konan, you’re not even denying the ”overprotective wife” thing?!

Amegakure Village’s Angel: Huh, I guess you’re right. Do I really seem like some kind of raging demon, Eriri?

Doujin Artist: Konan, you’re missing the point! The key word is ”overprotective wife,” not ”demon”! How can you be so clueless?

Scarlet Lotus Fairy: Heh, is she really that clueless? Or maybe... Konan is just pretending to be.

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Uh...

Saten Ruiko understood right away. If Konan was pretending, that meant she knew exactly what ”overprotective wife” implied but chose not to argue against it. So... she was accepting it?

Could it be that Konan really liked Anzen-san?

And if that was true, how did Anzen-san feel about it?

She was really curious. Saten Ruiko’s big eyes were filled with gossip-fueled excitement, but this wasn’t something she could just ask outright. It was frustrating.

Shark-Faced Guy: Aizen-san, the war between Kirigakure and Konohagakure is over. What should I do next?

This is an Actor: Return to Kirigakure and wait for them to form the Ninja Alliance.

Scarlet Lotus Fairy: Ninja Alliance?

Shark-Faced Guy: Well, that’s expected, isn’t it? With the kind of power and threat Aizen-san showed in Konohagakure, there’s no way they can fight back without joining forces.

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Even with a ninja alliance, I don’t think they can stop him.

This is an Actor: Don’t be so absolute. At least let them struggle a little.

After sending the message, Aizen’s eyes remained fixed on the monitor in front of him.

The Kages of Sunagakure, Iwagakure, and Kumogakure had all returned to their villages. But they didn’t linger. After quickly making a few arrangements, they immediately set out again.

The same was true for Konohagakure.

Sarutobi Hiruzen stepped down, and Tsunade took over as Hokage.

Such a major event was only communicated through a Jonin meeting within the village.

By the time the lower-ranked ninjas realized their Hokage had changed, Tsunade, the new Hokage, had already left the village with Jiraiya and Shisui.

Four Kages, four different directions. But they all had the same destination—their paths would all converge at Amegakure.

Doujin Artist: Is this the Five Kage Summit plot? But why Amegakure?

Amegakure Village’s Angel: Simple. Because Nagato is there. To the major villages, the Akatsuki is now an important force against Aizen’s group.

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: A Five Kage Summit with only four Kages? One’s missing.

This is an Actor: Don’t worry, it’ll be complete soon. Everything is moving according to my plan.

Doujin Artist: That smug yet scheming tone... as expected of Aizen-sama.

This is an Actor: Instead of ”smug,” I’d prefer to call it ”confident.”

Curly-haired Guy: Pfft! Quit flattering yourself, you bastard!

This is an Actor: Oh? Gintoki, you seem really upset with me.

Curly-haired Guy: Of course I am! Not only did you mess with my pure, innocent heart, but you also muted me for so long! You think I’ll just let this go?! I demand compensation! 100,000 yen!

Doujin Artist: Only 100,000 yen? Your heart is pretty cheap.

Curly-haired Guy: Shut up! Gintoki needs that 100,000 yen to pay off his debts!

Amegakure Village’s Angel: Pay off a debt?

Doujin Artist: What happened? Did you get some girl pregnant?

Curly-haired Guy: No, it’s the gorilla.

Scarlet Lotus Fairy: ?

Amegakure Village’s Angel: ?

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Pfft!

Doujin Artist: I really underestimated you, Gin-san. I can’t believe even a gorilla is fair game for you. This completely changes how I see the world!

Curly-haired Guy: Wait, no! It’s not what you think! I was talking about Kondo Isao! Kondo Isao! The commander of the Shinsengumi! You remember him, right?

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Yikes, that’s even scarier!

Curly-haired Guy: Scary my ass! I told you it’s not what you think! There was an accident during our fight, okay? An accident! [Image]

When they clicked on the image, it really was Kondo Isao. But the once-proud commander of the Shinsengumi now looked like a beaten stray dog, wrapped in bandages and lying on a stretcher.

Doujin Artist: Gin-san, even if it’s a guy, you didn’t have to be so rough...

Curly-haired Guy: I already said it was a fight! Can you guys actually listen to me?! I accidentally used my Shinigami powers in the middle of it, that’s all!

Doujin Artist: Oh, in that case, it’s fine.

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: So that’s the kind of ”fight” you had, huh?

Curly-haired Guy: Fine my ass! If I don’t get 100,000 yen for compensation, I’m going to jail! Do you really have the heart to let that happen?!

Doujin Artist: Anzen-san, did you erase the extra memories?

Scarlet Lotus Fairy: Just checked. They’re gone.

Doujin Artist: Good. When a newbie joins, let’s make sure we all stick to the same story.

Curly-haired Guy: Hey! Don’t ignore me, you bastards!

Scarlet Lotus Fairy: I still don’t get why Anzen-san brought Naruto to the Pure Land. Was it really just to reunite him with Kushina? Or was there another reason?

Curly-haired Guy: A reason my ass! This guy’s just into married women! He’s totally drooling over her! Disgusting!

Amegakure Village’s Angel: I believe Anzen-san isn’t that kind of person... right?

Outside Aizen’s view, Konan’s gaze sharpened.

This is an Actor: If you’ve seen Bleach, you should know about Inoue Orihime, right? I think Naruto has the potential to be just like her.

Doujin Artist: ?

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: But Naruto’s a guy...

Curly-haired Guy: You’re not thinking of turning Naruto into Naruko, are you?! I’m warning you, that’s a path of no return! Wait, no way... are you aiming for a mother-daughter combo?! Damn, you really are something else!

[Notice: Curly-haired Guy has been muted by the group admin for 1 hour.]

This is an Actor: I see 30 minutes wasn’t long enough for you.

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