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I Siphon the Dead to Become the Strongest
Author: UltraBlue33
Action & Martial Ongoing
Latest: Chapter 62: Mossy Misery
Updated: 2026-10-10 00:51:21
The world evolved into a comic-book nightmare of gates, monsters, and rock-star S-Rankers. Me? I’m Ethan—a bottom-tier E-Ranker.Sure, I have a "busted" power that lets me steal and absorb monster souls. But while every dark anti-hero in fiction uses that kind of ability to edge-lord their way to global domination, I have far more realistic goals: keeping a roof over my adoptive sister's head, paying for her math tutoring, and using stolen monster passives to open stubborn pickle jars and never tire while running for the bus.I hunt harmless E-Rank Slimes, keep my head down, and stay out of trouble. But in a post-apocalypse Seoul where trouble always finds you, staying average might just be the hardest job of all.
- 1 CHAPTER 1: THE E-RANK LIFE 2026-10-10
- 2 Chapter 2: A Very Serious Guide to Looking Harmless 2026-10-10
- 3 Chapter 3: Low Rank, Lower Expectations 2026-10-10
- 4 Chapter 4: No Good Deed Goes Unpunished (And Other Reasons I Hate Heroes) 2026-10-10
- 5 Chapter 5: Stick to the Plan (Or Just Get Stuck) 2026-10-10
- 6 Chapter 6: A Taboo Solution to a Sticky Situation 2026-10-10
- 7 Chapter 7: The Smell of Honest Work (and Compost) 2026-10-10
- 8 Chapter 8: A Tragic Confluence of Convenience 2026-10-10
- 9 Chapter 9: A Sticky Financial Situation 2026-10-10
- 10 Chapter 10: The Arsenal of an Extraordinary Nobody 2026-10-10
- 11 Chapter 11: Two Near-Death Experiences Aren’t Enough 2026-10-10
- 12 Chapter 12: A High-Risk, Low-Reward Agreement 2026-10-10
- 13 Chapter 13: Of Goblins and God Complexes (Mostly Hers) 2026-10-10
- 14 Chapter 14: Holy Crap! (Literally) 2026-10-10
- 15 Chapter 15: Talk Shi*t, Get Hit 2026-10-10
- 16 Chapter 16: Ball-Buster’s Debut 2026-10-10
- 17 Chapter 17: A Poem of Pure Pain 2026-10-10
- 18 Chapter 18: Thumb Bone vs. Adam’s Apple: A Love Story 2026-10-10
- 19 Chapter 19: I Said No Skills, Not No Muscle 2026-10-10
- 20 Chapter 20: A Very Aggressive Form of Caretaking 2026-10-10
- 21 Chapter 21: I Came to Nurture You (Open Wide, Or Else) 2026-10-10
- 22 Chapter 22: Leave Me Alone, I Am Trying to Be Aggressively Average 2026-10-10
- 23 Chapter 23: Who Needs a Forecast When You Have Overthinking? 2026-10-10
- 24 Chapter 24: How to Defeat an E-Ranker: Just Hop Once 2026-10-10
- 25 Chapter 25: Good Things Are Just Traps With Better Lighting 2026-10-10
- 26 Chapter 26: When the Laziest Hunter Gets Serious 2026-10-10
- 27 Chapter 27: A High-Budget Way to Avoid Work 2026-10-10
- 28 Chapter 28: Wrath of the Heavenly Demon 2026-10-10
- 29 Chapter 29: Is Getting Slammed Into the Dirt Part of the Plan? 2026-10-10
- 30 Chapter 30: Armor-Plated Perversion and Bust-ed Expectations 2026-10-10
- 31 Chapter 31: The Price of Being Naturally Gifted 2026-10-10
- 32 Chapter 32: Certified, Legitimate, and Completely Insane 2026-10-10
- 33 Chapter 33: A Very Expensive Near-Death Experience 2026-10-10
- 34 Chapter 34: Orcs Have Feelings Too 2026-10-10
- 35 Chapter 35: How Much Voltage Does It Take to Fry an Orc? 2026-10-10
- 36 Chapter 36: Miss Tits-of-Terror Strikes Again 2026-10-10
- 37 Chapter 37: “If I Die, You Die Too” 2026-10-10
- 38 Chapter 38: We’re Getting Sky-Jacked 2026-10-10
- 39 Chapter 39: Choked Out by Mount Bustmore 2026-10-10
- 40 Chapter 40: So You’re Telling Me Punching Everything Doesn’t Work? 2026-10-10
- 41 Chapter 41: A Very Productive Day of Avoiding Work 2026-10-10
- 42 Chapter 42: A Quality Study in Violence 2026-10-10
- 43 Chapter 43: Retirement Plans and Charred Booties 2026-10-10
- 44 Chapter 44:The Tragedy of Modern Nomenclature 2026-10-10
- 45 Chapter 45: A Shoe Box Called Home 2026-10-10
- 46 Chapter 46: Consoles, Chicken, and Digital Middle Fingers 2026-10-10
- 47 Chapter 47: The Weight of a Promise (and a Very Sore Back) 2026-10-10
- 48 Chapter 48: A Very Bad Saturday 2026-10-10
- 49 Chapter 49: The Human Puddle’s Guide to Urban Flight 2026-10-10
- 50 Chapter 50: Bone Appétit: Your Calves are Delicious 2026-10-10