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His Acting Was So Good As a Ruthless Criminal, Drawing the Attention of Police Officers Across the Internet

Chapter 94 : I’m not making kung fu movies anymore, I’ll make one for your feet. · Oct 05, 2026

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51 Chapter 51 : I ran into Peng Yuyan. Brother, how long have you been training for this physique? 2026-10-05
52 Chapter 52 : Nominated for the Magnolia Awards? The feeling of being both famous and infamous is too painful. 2026-10-05
53 Chapter 53 : I bought a villa for 20,000 yuan and headed to the Magnolia Awards ceremony. 2026-10-05
54 Chapter 54 : I know all A-list celebrities, who is this guy? 2026-10-05
55 Chapter 55 : Isn’t this a horror movie? It won an award?! 2026-10-05
56 Chapter 56 : Can I say something? Please don’t kill me. You’ve won an award. 2026-10-05
57 Chapter 57 : Li Yifeng: I’ll deliver the trophy; I want to go on stage and compete with him in acting. 2026-10-05
58 Chapter 58 : What? You’re acting again? This time you’re playing a good guy? 2026-10-05
59 Chapter 59 : With the trophy in hand, I can even act in front of a fool. 2026-10-05
60 Chapter 60 : He played along with me in a charade, and then his career collapsed? 2026-10-05
61 Chapter 61 : Randomly acquired new skill: collecting dust; new film shot overseas? 2026-10-05
62 Chapter 62 : The director got me all excited and I went abroad to film a movie. 2026-10-05
63 Chapter 63 : Shooting coconuts with a gun? This prop gun isn’t working. 2026-10-05
64 Chapter 64 : Look, this gun can really shoot it down. 2026-10-05
65 Chapter 65 : Your shots never miss, you’re my god! 2026-10-05
66 Chapter 66 : Is everything really peaceful here? Then where did these terrorists come from? 2026-10-05
67 Chapter 67 : There’s no escape now? The terrorists are on board! 2026-10-05
68 Chapter 68 : Can’t kill you with a blank? I’ll nail you to the ground! 2026-10-05
69 Chapter 69 : We’re stopping filming! ”Organization Number One” is too terrifying! 2026-10-05
70 Chapter 70 : After becoming a legend, the film crew began shooting. 2026-10-05
71 Chapter 71 : Terrorists have attacked the film crew! 2026-10-05
72 Chapter 72 : Did they contact the Chinese government? The terrorists are making exorbitant demands. 2026-10-05
73 Chapter 73 : Who am I? A fighter jet from the Dragon Kingdom! 2026-10-05
74 Chapter 74 : Terrorist boss? Take my key! 2026-10-05
75 Chapter 75 : What’s wrong? You can’t even recognize the chief? 2026-10-05
76 Chapter 76 : Listen to me, I’m only 99,810 push-ups away from becoming a muscular man. 2026-10-05
77 Chapter 77 : Give it a try, but questioning me will be punished. 2026-10-05
78 Chapter 78 : Come out and show yourselves, mighty giant! 2026-10-05
79 Chapter 79 : My Lord Baladen, my God! 2026-10-05
80 Chapter 80 : Come! Great Chief, give him a little punishment. 2026-10-05
81 Chapter 81 : The situation is true, and the embassy is preparing a rescue! 2026-10-05
82 Chapter 82 : Is this how philosophy is taught? Let me explain. 2026-10-05
83 Chapter 83 : Give up weapons; good friends should be honest with each other. 2026-10-05
84 Chapter 84 : There is no love, only hate! Do you understand? 2026-10-05
85 Chapter 85 : I am a Chinese, not some Baladon, why don’t you believe me! 2026-10-05
86 Chapter 86 : Stephen Chow: He’s going to be the male lead in my next movie! 2026-10-05
87 Chapter 87 : Hellish interrogation from compatriots of the Dragon Kingdom 2026-10-05
88 Chapter 88 : Baladon is really gone? I was so wrong! 2026-10-05
89 Chapter 89 : He was warmly released from prison and filming continued. 2026-10-05
90 Chapter 90 : Filming wrapped, and he gained a new, ruthless skill. 2026-10-05
91 Chapter 91 : Is that muscular man under the tree Stephen Chow? 2026-10-05
92 Chapter 92 : The aluminum can was in that old man’s sack. 2026-10-05
93 Chapter 93 : Brother Lin, could you help me kick the steamed bun over there? 2026-10-05
94 Chapter 94 : I’m not making kung fu movies anymore, I’ll make one for your feet. 2026-10-05
95 Chapter 95 : Awarded the honorary title of ”National Counter-Terrorism Security Ambassador”? 2026-10-05
96 Chapter 96 : Are you criticizing Ultraman or Spider-Man? 2026-10-05
97 Chapter 97 : Itchy butt? Take this kick! 2026-10-05
98 Chapter 98 : The film crew is in closed training; who exactly is Stephen Chow’s older brother? 2026-10-05
99 Chapter 99 : How dare someone impersonate Stephen Chow’s older brother! How shameless! 2026-10-05
100 Chapter 100 : No, is he really the director?! 2026-10-05

94: I’m not making kung fu movies anymore, I’ll make one for your feet.I don’t know why.

The moment he heard the word ’remuneration’, Lin Pei’s vision suddenly cleared up.

In fact, he felt like he could see even further.

Stephen Chow held his arm, feeling a chill run down his spine.

My god.

At that moment, that foot was only 0.01 centimeters away from his arm.

If it had actually connected, his arm would definitely be ruined!

The crowd watched as the steamed bun flew eight hundred meters and landed steadily in an elderly lady’s bicycle basket in the distance.

!!!!

Seeing it with one’s own eyes was still incredibly shocking.

Everyone was stunned on the spot.

The elderly lady ahead also froze for a moment.

Then, a piercing voice drifted over.

”Young Man, is that the Wind God Leg or the Shadowless Kick?”

”That’s amazing!”

”A thumbs up from this old lady!”

Lin Pei was a bit surprised.

He didn’t expect the old lady to know so many martial arts techniques.

It was clear she watched plenty of TV dramas in her spare time.

However, his move wasn’t any Wind God Leg or Shadowless Kick.

His seemed to be called... Kick You to Death?

...Only after the old lady started her electric scooter and sped away did everyone snap out of it.

”Holy crap, it really went in. Is his aim that precise?”

”That distance looks even further than the last one. Truly badass!”

”Is this something a human leg is capable of?”

”Is he really some modern-day martial arts master?”

”If he were to play soccer, there’s no shot he couldn’t make! Even Messi couldn’t beat him.”

”That’s it, I’m unfollowing Messi to become his fan.”

”Take pictures, take pictures! I want all his information within ten minutes.”

”...”

The old man didn’t even want his sack anymore, his face showing infinite regret.

”This old man was short-sighted earlier. I didn’t expect the Young Man to be such a good kicker.”

”It’s a pity my legs are bad, otherwise I’d have to learn that Wind God Leg from the Young Man.”

...Stephen Chow waved his hand, telling everyone to disperse.

But no one was willing to leave.

”Hey, muscular big brother, move aside. Don’t stop us from chasing our star.”

”I wonder if the little brother has debuted yet. Are we the first generation of fans?”

”From today on, I am his ’foot fan’.”

”What the heck, there’s even such a thing?”

”...”

Stephen Chow was helpless.

”Why bother?”

”He can’t be yours.”

Having no other choice, he could only lift Lin Pei’s right foot with both hands.

Swish!

As he expected, the crowd of onlookers—men, women, old, and young, including those who just claimed to be new fans—all scattered in fear, automatically disbanding.

Having witnessed the power of this foot, they were indeed afraid of being kicked to death; their instinct was to run.

Once only two people remained by the trash can, Lin Pei first remembered the main business.

”Director, the new movie needs me to have a muscular physique. I can go back and train.”

”Don’t worry, I’ll return to that Ivia physique very soon.”

However, Stephen Chow shook his head firmly.

Lin Pei’s heart skipped a beat.

What happened?

Did the audition fail?

Just as he was thinking about trying one more time, a crisp ’zip’ sounded in his ear.

Stephen Chow actually pulled a zipper and took off that muscle suit.

???

Uh... what’s going on?

Tsk.

At least he was wearing clothes underneath.

Some onlookers who were still circling nearby to investigate were instantly shocked.

”My god, that muscle man wasn’t Stephen Chow, was he?”

”It really is him! I was so focused on the muscles just now that I didn’t even recognize him.”

”So the muscles were fake? The effect was too realistic. I’m going to get one too.”

”Even with Stephen Chow here, I still think ’Kick Bro’ is cooler...”

”...”

Over here, Stephen Chow gave an excited smile.

”No need to train your muscles.”

”Brother Lin, I’ve decided. I’m not making a Kung Fu movie for this one.”

”This time, I’m going to write one for your foot.”

Hmm?

Lin Pei’s brow furrowed.

Write for a foot? Write it now?

If the person in front of him wasn’t Stephen Chow, he would suspect someone was impersonating a director to scam him.

It sounded way too unreliable.

But if it was Stephen Chow, the more unreliable it sounded, the more normal it probably was for him.

Stephen Chow seemed to have gained inspiration from the crowd’s comments just now.

”How about we film one about playing soccer?”

”With that foot of yours, Brother Lin, it’ll definitely look great on film.”

”And it has a lot of positive meaning. It can boost the morale of our national men’s soccer team and prove our confidence in soccer to the world.”

”It will be a heartwarming work about dreams and hard work, blending family, friendship, and love.”

Lin Pei nodded.

As expected of a good director, in just this short time, he had already thought of the movie’s theme.

Stephen Chow spoke with excitement.

”Just now, even though you were kicking a bun, it had that flavor of Dragon Country Kung Fu.”

”Coincidentally, I’ve loved our Dragon Country Kung Fu since I was young, especially Shaolin Kung Fu. I think the movie should be called ’shaolin soccer’.”

’shaolin soccer’?

Lin Pei’s spirit jolted.

Right, this movie, which had become a household classic in his previous life, hadn’t been filmed on the Blue Planet yet.

But in his previous life, the male lead of ’shaolin soccer’ was Stephen Chow himself.

He double-checked.

”I’m playing the male lead?”

Stephen Chow reached out and patted his shoulder.

”Of course.”

”It’s written for your foot, who else could play it?”

”Could it be me?”

”Just kidding, ahahaha.”

”...”

Lin Pei truly hadn’t expected this.

After transmigrating, he had actually snatched a male lead role right out of Stephen Chow’s hands.

Then he had to act well. This was a proper positive role, and the male lead at that.

With such a good movie, he was guaranteed to become incredibly famous when it aired.

The good kind of famous... Next, the two of them sat down on a bench near the trash can and chatted about the movie’s details.

It could be said they were having a very pleasant conversation.

Stephen Chow didn’t expect Lin Pei to understand him so well; the plot points Lin Pei suggested all hit home for him.

Good grief, after talking for a while, the script was already mostly fleshed out.

Stephen Chow was so excited he wanted to become sworn brothers with Lin Pei on the spot, but Lin Pei stopped him in time.

Stephen Chow really didn’t treat people on the street as strangers.

If they knelt on the street like that, the two of them would be on the trending searches before dark.

Being able to provide Stephen Chow with so much material so quickly was, of course, not because Lin Pei’s Screenwriter skills were superhuman.

In his previous life, he had watched this movie several times; the plot was already ingrained in his mind.

He didn’t expect to use it in reverse in this timeline.

Stephen Chow, however, was too excited to calm down.

”Big brother, let’s not get bogged down by these formalities.”

”From now on, you are my big brother.”

Lin Pei’s head was throbbing.

Although Stephen Chow was still young on the Blue Planet, he was still over ten years older than himself.

He’s calling me ’big brother’, and wants me to call him ’Second Brother’?

Is this appropriate?

However, while he was questioning it, the corners of his mouth curled up.

”Alright, Second Brother.”

...

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