Home / His Acting Was So Good As a Ruthless Criminal, Drawing the Attention of Police Officers Across the Internet / Chapter 93 : Brother Lin, could you help me kick the steamed bun over there?

Read free on Ficlyn

His Acting Was So Good As a Ruthless Criminal, Drawing the Attention of Police Officers Across the Internet

Chapter 93 : Brother Lin, could you help me kick the steamed bun over there? · Oct 05, 2026

Prev Chapter Novel Info Next Chapter

Chapter List (170)

Page number / 4

51 Chapter 51 : I ran into Peng Yuyan. Brother, how long have you been training for this physique? 2026-10-05
52 Chapter 52 : Nominated for the Magnolia Awards? The feeling of being both famous and infamous is too painful. 2026-10-05
53 Chapter 53 : I bought a villa for 20,000 yuan and headed to the Magnolia Awards ceremony. 2026-10-05
54 Chapter 54 : I know all A-list celebrities, who is this guy? 2026-10-05
55 Chapter 55 : Isn’t this a horror movie? It won an award?! 2026-10-05
56 Chapter 56 : Can I say something? Please don’t kill me. You’ve won an award. 2026-10-05
57 Chapter 57 : Li Yifeng: I’ll deliver the trophy; I want to go on stage and compete with him in acting. 2026-10-05
58 Chapter 58 : What? You’re acting again? This time you’re playing a good guy? 2026-10-05
59 Chapter 59 : With the trophy in hand, I can even act in front of a fool. 2026-10-05
60 Chapter 60 : He played along with me in a charade, and then his career collapsed? 2026-10-05
61 Chapter 61 : Randomly acquired new skill: collecting dust; new film shot overseas? 2026-10-05
62 Chapter 62 : The director got me all excited and I went abroad to film a movie. 2026-10-05
63 Chapter 63 : Shooting coconuts with a gun? This prop gun isn’t working. 2026-10-05
64 Chapter 64 : Look, this gun can really shoot it down. 2026-10-05
65 Chapter 65 : Your shots never miss, you’re my god! 2026-10-05
66 Chapter 66 : Is everything really peaceful here? Then where did these terrorists come from? 2026-10-05
67 Chapter 67 : There’s no escape now? The terrorists are on board! 2026-10-05
68 Chapter 68 : Can’t kill you with a blank? I’ll nail you to the ground! 2026-10-05
69 Chapter 69 : We’re stopping filming! ”Organization Number One” is too terrifying! 2026-10-05
70 Chapter 70 : After becoming a legend, the film crew began shooting. 2026-10-05
71 Chapter 71 : Terrorists have attacked the film crew! 2026-10-05
72 Chapter 72 : Did they contact the Chinese government? The terrorists are making exorbitant demands. 2026-10-05
73 Chapter 73 : Who am I? A fighter jet from the Dragon Kingdom! 2026-10-05
74 Chapter 74 : Terrorist boss? Take my key! 2026-10-05
75 Chapter 75 : What’s wrong? You can’t even recognize the chief? 2026-10-05
76 Chapter 76 : Listen to me, I’m only 99,810 push-ups away from becoming a muscular man. 2026-10-05
77 Chapter 77 : Give it a try, but questioning me will be punished. 2026-10-05
78 Chapter 78 : Come out and show yourselves, mighty giant! 2026-10-05
79 Chapter 79 : My Lord Baladen, my God! 2026-10-05
80 Chapter 80 : Come! Great Chief, give him a little punishment. 2026-10-05
81 Chapter 81 : The situation is true, and the embassy is preparing a rescue! 2026-10-05
82 Chapter 82 : Is this how philosophy is taught? Let me explain. 2026-10-05
83 Chapter 83 : Give up weapons; good friends should be honest with each other. 2026-10-05
84 Chapter 84 : There is no love, only hate! Do you understand? 2026-10-05
85 Chapter 85 : I am a Chinese, not some Baladon, why don’t you believe me! 2026-10-05
86 Chapter 86 : Stephen Chow: He’s going to be the male lead in my next movie! 2026-10-05
87 Chapter 87 : Hellish interrogation from compatriots of the Dragon Kingdom 2026-10-05
88 Chapter 88 : Baladon is really gone? I was so wrong! 2026-10-05
89 Chapter 89 : He was warmly released from prison and filming continued. 2026-10-05
90 Chapter 90 : Filming wrapped, and he gained a new, ruthless skill. 2026-10-05
91 Chapter 91 : Is that muscular man under the tree Stephen Chow? 2026-10-05
92 Chapter 92 : The aluminum can was in that old man’s sack. 2026-10-05
93 Chapter 93 : Brother Lin, could you help me kick the steamed bun over there? 2026-10-05
94 Chapter 94 : I’m not making kung fu movies anymore, I’ll make one for your feet. 2026-10-05
95 Chapter 95 : Awarded the honorary title of ”National Counter-Terrorism Security Ambassador”? 2026-10-05
96 Chapter 96 : Are you criticizing Ultraman or Spider-Man? 2026-10-05
97 Chapter 97 : Itchy butt? Take this kick! 2026-10-05
98 Chapter 98 : The film crew is in closed training; who exactly is Stephen Chow’s older brother? 2026-10-05
99 Chapter 99 : How dare someone impersonate Stephen Chow’s older brother! How shameless! 2026-10-05
100 Chapter 100 : No, is he really the director?! 2026-10-05

93: Brother Lin, could you help me kick the steamed bun over there?By this time, Stephen Chow had already opened the sack.

The crowd rushed up to take a look.

Good grief, this sack was even cleaner than the trash can from before!

It seemed the Old Man had just started his shift and hadn’t picked up anything yet.

”That guy was lying after all; there aren’t any soda cans in the sack.”

”Alright, we can disperse now. This is boring.”

”The Young Man looks decent, but how can his character be like this? Not a single word of truth.”

”...”

The Old Man calmed down. Seeing that the Young Man in front of him was topless and covered in grime, he let out a heavy sigh.

”Sigh, another poor soul.”

He reached into his pocket and pulled something out.

”Here, I only collected one of these today. You want it?”

Seeing the object before him, Stephen Chow’s eyes nearly popped out of his head.

A soda can!!!

The crowd also turned back around and returned.

Holy crap.

There really is one??

Stephen Chow took the soda can and examined it.

”It’s been crushed into the shape of a butt!”

”Isn’t this the exact same one from just now?!”

The crowd nearly fainted.

”This is clearly heart-shaped, okay?”

Stephen Chow waved his hand.

”That’s not important.”

”Old Man, where did you get this?”

The Old Man’s brow furrowed, appearing a bit mysterious.

”I didn’t pick it up.”

”You might not believe me if I say it, but this bottle flew into my sack on its own.”

”Outrageous, right?”

!!!!

Everyone’s jaws nearly hit the floor.

Doesn’t this all match up?

Everyone looked at Lin Pei, their eyes filled with shock and envy.

”Just who is this person? To be able to kick so accurately from such a distance?”

”Holy shit, my hair is standing on end. After all that, he was telling the truth—he really did kick it into the Old Man’s sack.”

That female fan of Messi spoke up again.

”My guess was right, wasn’t it? He really is amazing.”

”After seeing this, I’m about to stop being a fan of Messi and follow him instead. He’s way too cool!”

”Tell you what, with that face, he really could be an actor.”

”...”

Stephen Chow finally snapped out of it.

”Outrageous, right? I think it’s outrageous too!”

”This soda can was kicked to you by my brother here from eight hundred meters away!”

The Old Man shook his head with a cold sneer.

Stephen Chow’s eyebrows shot up.

”Old Man, you don’t believe it?”

The Old Man shouldered his sack and prepared to leave.

”I believe you!”

”I believe you like hell!”

”If I believed you, I’d be able to pick up a whole stack of big steamed buns today.”

The Old Man turned and walked a few steps away in annoyance.

*Clatter!*

A package fell off a speeding electric scooter ahead.

The Old Man bent down and opened it to take a look.

Holy crap.

A bag of big steamed buns!

Everyone was stunned!

Stephen Chow patted the Old Man on the shoulder.

”Old Man, instant karma!”

”Even Heaven is proving my brother right!”

This time it was the Old Man’s turn for his eyes to nearly fall out.

”If I’d known, I wouldn’t have said buns just now.”

”How great would it have been if I’d said a huge stack of cash?”

Stephen Chow sucked in a breath of cold air.

”Hey, Old Man.”

”Do you really think my brother is a wishing tree?”

Someone in the crowd spoke up.

”Old Man, those must have been dropped by someone; you can’t just keep them for yourself.”

”Look, it seems like they were dropped by that Auntie riding the electric scooter up ahead.”

”Yeah, it’s her. I saw it too just now. That lady was riding too fast, I couldn’t call out to her.”

”She should have realized she dropped something by now; her scooter has stopped.”

Everyone looked ahead together.

At a distance of about another eight hundred meters, there was indeed an Auntie sitting on an electric scooter, looking back toward them.

The Auntie looked blankly for a while before finally locking onto her target.

It seemed that at this age, the Auntie was not only presbyopic but also farsighted.

From so far away, she could see that bag of buns on the ground perfectly clearly.

Next, the Auntie cupped her hands in front of her face, making a ”shouting” shape.

”Hey~ Big Brother with the sack~”

The whole crowd was jolted!

Man.

This Auntie’s voice was really bright.

It was practically a magic sound piercing the ears, with more penetrating power than a loudspeaker.

The Auntie’s magic voice continued.

”Big Brother! Can you help bring the buns I dropped over here?”

”My electric scooter is almost out of power. I’m afraid if I ride back that far, I won’t make it home.”

”My legs and feet aren’t great either; walking that far is too much effort.”

”Thank you, thank you! I’ll give you two buns as a token of my thanks!”

Bad legs and feet?

The Old Man looked down at his own legs.

Tsk.

Truly fellow sufferers at the end of the world.

What a coincidence; his legs and feet weren’t good either.

The Old Man set down his sack and also started shouting.

”Hey~ Little Sister over there~”

Everyone’s heads went numb; they felt like they’d gone deaf.

This Old Man’s voice was like a resonant bell, his cultivation even deeper than the Auntie’s.

”This old brother’s legs and feet aren’t good either!”

”You’ll have to wait for me for a bit!”

Seeing the Old Man about to pick up the buns, Stephen Chow stopped him.

”Old Man, with us young people here, how can we let you go?”

”Don’t worry, I’ll go.”

Just as Stephen Chow resolved to run another eight hundred meters, the Old Man pulled the buns back.

”Young Man, it’s not that I don’t believe you.”

”But you look like someone who can really eat.”

”I’m truly afraid you’ll keep the buns for yourself.”

Stephen Chow fell silent.

And that’s not ’not believing’ him?

He had only rummaged through two trash cans and then the Old Man’s sack.

The Old Man seemed to have mistaken him for someone living on the streets, picking up cans to survive.

A few young people in the crowd also wanted to help.

But looking at that eight-hundred-meter distance, they felt lazy.

However, lazy people usually have many ideas.

One Young Man’s eyes lit up, and he looked at Lin Pei excitedly.

”Doesn’t this brother have good legs and feet?”

”Why not let him kick them over to the Auntie?”

Lin Pei was stunned, feeling that this idea was quite novel.

There really is strength in numbers.

To think they could come up with this.

When the System gave him this skill, it surely never expected he would use it to kick buns, right?

But then again, kicking buns wasn’t bad; it was better than kicking people to death.

Stephen Chow raised an eyebrow and gave the Young Man a thumbs up.

”Eh? Buddy, that’s a great idea!”

He walked over to Lin Pei and placed the bag of buns at Lin Pei’s feet.

”Brother Lin, do me a favor and give it a kick?”

Lin Pei squinted his eyes in the Auntie’s direction.

This distance was estimated to exceed eight hundred meters.

The Auntie could see clearly, but he was finding it a bit difficult.

Where exactly was the basket on the Auntie’s electric scooter?

Seeing Lin Pei not moving, the onlookers started to get restless again.

”Why isn’t he moving? What’s he hesitating for?”

”He couldn’t possibly be unable to kick it that far, right? I’m telling you, that soda can thing was fake. It was all just talk; we didn’t see it with our own eyes.”

”No way? Was the Old Man a shill too?”

”I said this was impossible to do. Messi, I’m sorry, I’m still your fan.”

”...”

At this moment, Stephen Chow, standing in front of Lin Pei, cleared his throat.

”Um, Brother Lin, no way?”

”That butt-shaped soda can earlier really wasn’t kicked here by you?”

”I even wanted to write a special scene for this ultimate skill in my movie; the pay won’t be small either.”

”If you can’t do it, that’s fine, forget it...”

Stephen Chow bent over, about to pick the buns up again.

*Thump!*

With a muffled sound, the buns went flying!

Thanks to 【Qing Zhu ¥】 for the tip.

Prev Chapter Novel Info Next Chapter

Recommended Novels

Genetic Ascension Awespec

Earth's Greatest Magus Avan

Hero of Darkness CrimsonWolfAuthor

Starting From A Son In Law To Build An Long Lasting Family Tianxian Huazhu

My Father in Law is Lu Bu 大哥有枪

Alchemy Emperor of the Divine Dao Flying Alone

The First Legendary Beast Master Aoki_Aku

FREE USE in Primitive World Moanarch

System Possession, One Sword Shocks the Gods Xi Huan Hua Mu Lian

Legend of Swordsman Mr. Money

Summoners War: Only I Summoned Divine Beasts Fixten

Lord of the Truth TruthTeller

Martial King's Retired Life Lee

Invitation declined: Multiverse Mall is now open for business Arctic Moon Cold

Starting with Swallowed Star, no more background elements Dream Can Become a G