I'm Not Afraid of My Wife Being 30 Years Old, I'm Afraid of Her Knowing Everything

168: Is the game as fun as Naruto?Chapter 170: Are Games More Fun Than Women?

As soon as Jiang Hao said this, he was immediately met with a rebuttal from An Jing:

”Brother Hao, don’t talk nonsense. Who’s your little baby? I don’t want to be your little baby. You’re just a big bad guy, bringing up such topics with my sister and me. Is this something pure young girls like us can discuss? You’re really too wicked.”

An Ning nodded in agreement:

”Jing Jing is right. Brother Hao, you’re just a big bad guy. How could you have the nerve to tell us about such topics? And ’extra knowledge’—is this even considered knowledge? You big pervert, you really are a big bad guy!”

When An Ning said this, she didn’t deny Jiang Hao calling her ”little baby.”

She and Jiang Hao already had an intimate relationship, so calling her ”little baby” wasn’t inappropriate.

The reactions of An Ning and An Jing were exactly what Jiang Hao had expected. He laughed heartily:

”Why are you two reacting so strongly? I’m telling the truth, okay? Look, if I hadn’t brought up this topic, would you have known this knowledge?”

”Speaking of which, I’m like a teacher passing on his craft, right? You two should call me Teacher Jiang when you see me from now on, understand?”

”Come on, let me hear you call me Teacher Jiang first. As long as you do, I’ll teach you even more new knowledge in the future, the kind that’s guaranteed to benefit you for a lifetime.”

As soon as Jiang Hao finished speaking, An Jing spat at him:

”Teacher Jiang? You call this being a teacher? Would a teacher teach this kind of stuff? It’s more appropriate to call you an old pervert, right, Sister?”

An Ning hummed in agreement:

”Jing Jing is right, that’s exactly it. Brother Hao, you don’t look like a teacher at all. If all teachers taught things like you do, it would be truly ridiculous.”

Jiang Hao clicked his tongue:

”Look at you two, you learn new knowledge and then refuse to acknowledge me as your teacher. It’s truly heartbreaking.”

Jiang Hao looked at the disgruntled An Jing on the screen and asked with a smile:

”Little sister An Jing, didn’t you say you were going to blast me with your mouth? Do you still want to blast me now?”

Feeling incredibly shy and ashamed, she quickly got up and hid behind the camera, with only her voice reaching Jiang Hao’s ears:

”Brother Hao, you big bad guy and old pervert, you’re still talking about that! You’re so wicked! Hmph, the next time I see you, I’m definitely going to give you a good beating so you know how powerful I am.”

As An Jing said this, her little fist waved in front of the camera, looking like she really wanted to hit Jiang Hao.

Facing An Jing’s pink fist, Jiang Hao wasn’t afraid at all. He chuckled:

”Sure, next time we meet, you can do whatever you want. Whether you hit me with your hands or any other action, I definitely won’t fight back. Haha.”

Hearing Jiang Hao’s words, An Jing completely lost her temper and grumbled from behind the camera:

”Hmph, I’m not talking to you anymore. If I keep talking, I’ll just lose out again. I’m so mad, I’m really so mad...”

Jiang Hao didn’t take up An Jing’s point but said to An Ning:

”An Ning, when I have time, I’ll find a few educational videos with great instructional value for you. You can learn more of the theoretical knowledge inside with your sister An Jing.”

”The theoretical knowledge in them is very useful for both you and An Jing. Once you’ve learned it, you’ll be able to use it for the rest of your lives.”

As soon as An Ning heard this, she knew what the ”instructional videos” Jiang Hao was talking about were. They certainly weren’t real instructional videos; she knew without thinking that they would be something bad. She hurriedly said:

”Brother Hao, don’t try to fool me. Don’t I know you? Those so-called instructional videos of yours are definitely nothing good. I don’t want to watch them. You can watch them yourself.”

After speaking, seeing that Jiang Hao was about to speak again, she didn’t want to continue this embarrassing topic and quickly stopped him:

”Brother Hao, stop right there. Don’t talk about this topic anymore. Log in, hurry up and log in. We’ve been chatting for so long, it’s time to duo queue. If we don’t start now, we won’t be able to queue tonight, and we won’t be able to rank up.”

An Jing, hiding behind the camera, also hurriedly said:

”Sister is right. Brother Hao, stop talking nonsense. We already know what you’re up to; you’re definitely full of bad ideas. Don’t dawdle, get online and play ranked to push for points. My big blade is already thirsty. Hurry, hurry.”

Seeing that both An Jing and An Ning didn’t want to talk about this topic, Jiang Hao didn’t keep forcing it.

He had already let An Jing and An Ning see some ”different” things, which could be considered achieving his goal.

If he forced the topic further, it would have the opposite effect and make them feel repulsed. It’s better to stop when appropriate.

”Fine, since you don’t want to chat about it, let’s get online. By the way, Su Anan just messaged me wanting to group up. Let’s the four of us play together then; the win rate will be higher.”

An Ning nodded upon hearing this:

”Okay, Anan’s skills are good. Duo queuing with her is definitely no problem.”

An Jing didn’t know Su Anan and asked An Ning:

”Sister, who is Su Anan? Is she your classmate? I don’t remember any of your close classmates named Su Anan.”

An Ning told her:

”She’s not my classmate. She’s a little friend we met when we went out to play yesterday. We even duo queued last night; her skills are pretty good, she definitely won’t be a burden.”

An Jing went ”oh”:

”As long as you’ve played together before, that’s fine. Just don’t let me down! I’m only a few games away from reaching Challenger. These are crucial matches; if I get dragged down, I will definitely scold people.”

An Ning glanced at An Jing:

”It’s just a game, don’t get so excited. If you don’t make it today, you’ll make it tomorrow. If not tomorrow, then the day after. It’s not like you won’t have another chance.”

While An Jing and An Ning were chatting, Jiang Hao sent a message to Su Anan:

”Anan, are you done with your work? We’re about to get online here, you should hurry up too.”

Su Anan, who had been waiting for Jiang Hao’s reply, quickly responded:

”I’m here, I’m here! I’ve been waiting for you guys. Brother Hao, you didn’t reply for ages, I thought you weren’t going to take me along. I’m getting online right now.”

Su Anan quickly logged into the game and found that Jiang Hao’s account was already online. She sent a ”cute” emoji:

”I’m here, I’m here. Brother Hao, I’m coming.”

After messaging Su Anan, Jiang Hao told An Ning and An Jing:

”Su Anan and I are online. Don’t you two dawdle, get in here quickly.”

An Jing and An Ning nodded quickly:

”Okay, okay, coming right now.”

An Ning added:

”Brother Hao, I’m turning off the video call once we’re in the game. We’ll use the game’s voice chat later.”

Jiang Hao nodded:

”Okay, let’s do that!”

After ending the video call with An Ning, Jiang Hao entered the game, created a room, and pulled An Ning, An Jing, and Su Anan in.

After everyone entered the room.

Jiang Hao introduced Su Anan and An Jing to each other so they wouldn’t be unfamiliar, avoiding any lack of coordination or issues during team fights later in the game.

The group chatted as they started queuing for a match.

This was peak gaming time, so there were many players, and they quickly matched with others.

Before queuing, they had already agreed on their lanes.

Su Anan went to the top lane.

An Ning supported An Jing in the bot lane.

Jiang Hao originally chose mid lane, but ended up being assigned to the jungle.

Another player was selected for the mid lane.

It reached the champion selection phase.

Su Anan chose Mordekaiser for the top lane; he’s a versatile hero who can both tank and carry.

An Jing and An Ning chose Caitlyn and Nami for the bot lane, which is also a strong pairing.

Jiang Hao chose Lee Sin for the jungle; this hero is good for setting the pace.

Jiang Hao wasn’t a top-tier jungler, but he was above average, so carrying wasn’t too difficult.

The solo player in the mid lane chose Game Character, and it was an instant lock.

Seeing the instant lock, the hearts of Jiang Hao’s group of four immediately sank:

”Holy crap, this guy instant-locked. He’s either a total feeder or a hard carry, but according to Game Character theory, this guy is nine times out of ten going to feed.”

However, the game hadn’t started yet.

Jiang Hao couldn’t say for sure whether this person was a feeder or not; it was possible they were a pro who could carry.

Jiang Hao could maintain a steady mindset, and so could Su Anan and An Ning.

But An Jing was a bit unsettled.

Because this was her Challenger promotion game, she was a bit nervous and couldn’t help asking:

”Big brother in the mid lane, you must be an expert since you instant-locked Game Character, right?”

An Jing was using voice chat; her tone was sweet with a bit of a loli voice, which sounded very pleasant. Even Jiang Hao sighed to himself:

”I have to say, when An Jing acts gentle, her voice really sounds nice. It’s soft and sweet like a little loli. But then again, with her looks, if she wore a loli dress, she really would be a little loli.”

While Jiang Hao was sighing, the mid-lane Game Character also turned on the voice chat and said:

”Don’t worry, little sister. This big sister’s Game Character is super smooth. I’ll definitely carry you.”

As soon as the other person spoke, Jiang Hao, Su Anan, An Ning, and An Jing were all shocked:

”Holy crap, this mid-lane Game Character is actually a beauty? And with an Older Sister Type voice. Could this be a major beauty?”

Jiang Hao specifically looked at the mid-lane Game Character’s nickname; it was ”Big Feet-Picking Tough Guy.”

”Looking at this Game Character’s username, he seems like a total shut-in otaku, yet when the voice chat opened, it turned out to be a woman. That’s quite surprising.”

However, Jiang Hao didn’t fully believe the other person was truly a woman.

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It was possible the person used a voice changer, or the one playing was actually a man, and his girlfriend or sister just happened to be nearby to say a few words, making other players mistakenly think it was a woman when it was essentially a man.

This kind of situation happened a lot; it wasn’t anything rare.

Jiang Hao was quite calm and didn’t speak to the mid-lane Game Character.

On the other hand, An Jing was very surprised to hear the other person’s voice:

”Wow, I didn’t expect it to be a big sister. Your voice is so nice. Big sister, are you telling the truth? Can you really carry us?”

The mid-lane Game Character spoke again with her Older Sister Type voice:

”Don’t worry, little sister. I’ve played hundreds of games with Game Character, and my win rate is as high as seventy percent. You can check my record.”

Well!

Since things had been said to this extent, An Jing couldn’t say anything else and had no choice but to believe what this Older Sister Type said.

”Okay, okay, then we’ll wait for big sister to carry us. Go big sister, you’re the best!”

Amidst An Jing’s compliments, the game began.

Since Game Character had bragged at the start, Jiang Hao paid extra attention to the mid lane.

Just two minutes into the game, the mid-lane Game Character solo-killed the enemy’s mid-lane Brand, taking First Blood.

Seeing Game Character take First Blood so quickly.

An Jing, An Ning, and Su Anan immediately shouted in the voice chat:

”Oh, boss is awesome! This game is definitely taking off.”

”Big sister is so amazing, this game is a guaranteed win.”

”Big sister is awesome, I wish big sister has handsome guys accompanying her every day!”

Facing the compliments from An Jing and the others, Game Character’s Older Sister Type voice sounded again:

”Calm down, sisters, calm down. It’s just a basic play, don’t overreact...”

Five minutes into the game.

Jiang Hao’s Lee Sin emerged from the jungle and, coordinating with the mid-lane Game Character, killed the enemy mid-lane Brand again, helping Game Character get another kill. Their economic lead continued to grow, and their equipment began to pull ahead.

Because Game Character was two kills ahead within the first few minutes, directly leading the enemy Brand in gold, and coupled with the fact that this Game Character’s mechanical skills were indeed high, the mid lane was completely dominant.

Jiang Hao’s Lee Sin could go help other lanes.

With Jiang Hao’s help, An Jing’s Caitlyn in the bot lane also started to take off.

With two lanes leading, the game was won quite easily.

In a great mood after winning, An Jing said to the mid-lane Game Character:

”Big sister is really amazing. Big sister, can we add each other as friends? Let’s play together when we have the chance. You see, I wasn’t a burden last game either, right? Together we’re a strong combination.”

What An Jing said was the truth.

In the early stage of the last game, it was the mid-lane Game Character who established a significant advantage.

But in the latter half of the game, An Jing’s Caitlyn also dealt impressive damage and demonstrated high-level skill, playing a crucial role in the victory.

Of course.

The performances of Jiang Hao, Su Anan, and An Ning weren’t bad either.

Especially Jiang Hao’s Lee Sin, who set the pace brilliantly and helped his teammates get many kills.

Seeing An Jing say this, Game Character was silent for a few seconds before replying:

”Alright, sister. I just happen to need a carry ADC. Your ADC skills are very good. Let’s add each other. We can duo queue when we have the chance; the win rate will be much higher.”

An Jing added the other person as a friend.

Since this Older Sister Type also wanted to continue pushing for points.

She joined Jiang Hao and the others for a five-man queue, having fun in the Rift.

Su Anan was playing the game in her room, but because it was so much fun, her voice while using the voice chat wasn’t quiet.

Her mother, Qu Xiaoting, had finished her shower and was walking past Su Anan’s room in a cool camisole when she suddenly heard Su Anan shout, ”Brother Hao, come help in the top lane quickly, or I’m going to be out-farmed!”

Qu Xiaoting frowned slightly and muttered to herself:

”Eh, Anan is actually playing games with Jiang Hao. These kids, I don’t know what’s so fun about this game.”

Qu Xiaoting went back to her room and was about to message Jiang Hao when she suddenly remembered he was playing a game. She clicked her tongue:

”I was planning to have a chat with that Little Scoundrel, but he’s playing games. All he knows is playing games all day. Are games more fun than women? I really don’t understand!”