I'm Not Afraid of My Wife Being 30 Years Old, I'm Afraid of Her Knowing Everything

164: Brother Hao, what do you say, Erhuo!Chapter 166: Brother Hao, You Must Promise!

Mu Qianqian replied very quickly: ”How about it? Do you know the importance of a little umbrella now? Without this thing, camping in the wild is meaningless. After all, people go camping in the wild to seek excitement; otherwise, why would anyone go? You agree, right!”

Mu Qianqian’s words actually made some sense.

Of course, it wasn’t entirely correct.

Some people go camping purely for the sake of camping and won’t do anything else.

As for those who use camping as an excuse to seek excitement, they are not in the minority.

When people with a relationship like Jiang Hao and Mu Qianqian go camping, they will definitely do something.

If they didn’t do anything, camping wouldn’t be very exciting.

Just going out to camp for a night is boring.

It would be better to just stay at a five-star hotel.

”I can’t tell, Sister Qianqian, you really know a lot. But then again, it’s not absolutely necessary to bring a little umbrella, right? It’s fine without one, isn’t it? Just go all out, and pull out at the critical moment. The chance of ’winning the prize’ in that situation is still very small.”

Mu Qianqian expressed her opposition to Jiang Hao’s point of view:

”That may be true, but the risk is still very high. When you are going at it, some will be left inside. If ’pregnancy luck’ happens to strike and a little one comes out, that would be troublesome. It’s better to wear it, so you don’t have to worry about leaks while going at it.

Besides, have you ever thought that pulling out at the critical moment will indirectly cause the rhythm to be interrupted, which will affect the true experience for both people? It’s better to wear it; that way, it won’t affect the true experience for either side.”

Jiang Hao agreed with Mu Qianqian’s words and could understand her feelings.

Just as Mu Qianqian said, it’s not like if you pull it out at the critical moment, there won’t be anything left inside.

It’s that some will remain inside while you are at it.

If ’pregnancy luck’ really strikes, a little life might actually come out, and the probability of that is quite high.

If it were a couple who were planning to have a little life, it wouldn’t matter.

But for Mu Qianqian, that would be a troublesome matter.

Moreover, Jiang Hao didn’t want to create a little life at this time; that would be a big problem.

Jiang Hao’s current thought was that he just wanted to go at it.

He hadn’t thought about the aftermath that would need to be dealt with after finishing.

Wouldn’t that be asking for trouble?

Jiang Hao told Mu Qianqian: ”Alright, Sister Qianqian, leave the little umbrella matter to me. I’ll go get a few boxes tomorrow morning. Hmm, the kind with large particles, strawberry-flavored, and ultra-thin. It will definitely satisfy you.”

Mu Qianqian sent a ”laughing out loud” emoji: ”Alright, I’ll leave it to you. Large particles or not, it doesn’t matter. I believe in your super strength; you can make me experience a woman’s pleasure even without particles. The ultra-thin part is very useful; it will bring us both a very good experience...”

Mu Qianqian and Jiang Hao had had many intimate encounters.

In this regard, there were basically no secrets between them. They were very open and could say anything.

The two teased each other for a while, and Mu Qianqian told Jiang Hao: ”By the way, Little Hao, I’ll bring some special outfits tomorrow, like shark leggings—hmm, the crotchless kind—and also cat-girl outfits with tails, etc. I’ll also bring a couple more sets of lingerie. This way, we can experience more fun in the wild.”

I have to say.

Mu Qianqian is truly an excellent intimate partner.

To be able to think of such things in advance shows she really put in the effort.

”Awesome, awesome. Sister Qianqian is still the most thoughtful. Bring a few more outfits; that will increase the fun between us. Hmm, just thinking about it is very exciting.”

Jiang Hao and Mu Qianqian chatted for a while, and because Jiang Xiaorou needed to take a shower, the two ended their conversation.

Just after finishing the chat with Mu Qianqian, An Ning and An Jing both walked into the room and appeared in front of the camera.

The two were laughing and talking, and their relationship was very close.

When the two sat in front of the camera, Jiang Hao asked with a smile: ”How about it, which of you won and which lost?”

An Ning glanced at An Jing and giggled: ”Does that even need to be said? Of course, I won, right? I have rich experience in beating people up; Jing Jing is no match for me.”

Seeing An Ning say this, An Jing snorted and waved her fist: ”Just you wait, I’ll get my revenge sooner or later. When you and Brother-in-law have a child later, I’ll beat up your son when you two aren’t around. If I can’t beat you, can’t I bully your son? Hmph!”

As soon as An Jing said this, Jiang Hao and An Ning both burst into laughter: ”Alright, Jing Jing, so that’s your plan. Since that’s the case, I have to beat you up a few more times now so that my son won’t be bullied by you in the future. I have to collect the interest in advance.”

Jiang Hao gave An Jing a thumbs up: ”An Jing, you’re really something. You can even come up with such a method. You really are a genius. You’re truly badass. I admire you, truly admire you!”

An Jing chuckled and said to Jiang Hao: ”Brother Hao, don’t admire me yet. It might turn out that my Sister’s child is also your child, and the one I beat up might be your child too. Heehee, let’s see if your heart aches.”

Aches my ass.

Nothing has even been written yet.

”Haha, if I really get together with your Sister and we have a child, you can beat them up all you want; I won’t feel bad. But if I catch you, for every time you hit my child, I’ll spank your bottom once. We’ll see if you dare then.”

An Ning raised both hands in agreement: ”Brother Hao is right. If you dare to hit my child, I’ll spank your bottom and let you know how tough your Sister is.”

Jiang Hao and An Ning talked about spanking her. An Jing subconsciously covered her behind: ”Hmph, I won’t let you hit me. If you dare to hit me, I’ll tell my mom and let my mom deal with you two...”

Jiang Hao, An Ning, and An Jing chatted aimlessly.

Neither of them noticed that Jiang Hao had just talked about spanking An Jing’s bottom.

This kind of topic was very ambiguous.

But neither of them paid it any mind.

They probably hadn’t heard the saying.

That is, ”The Sister-in-law’s bottom belongs half to the brother-in-law.” If they had heard this, who knows what they would think.

Of course.

This kind of thing wasn’t something to consider now; it was still a long way off.

After some aimless chatter, Jiang Hao not only drew closer to An Ning but his relationship with An Jing also improved quite a bit, and he could occasionally make a few lewd jokes.

However, the scale wasn’t too big.

He had just gotten familiar with An Jing; if the lewd topic was too extreme, it would be troublesome if it caused An Jing to feel disgusted.

Besides, An Ning was right there, so he couldn’t blatantly make such excessive lewd jokes.

The three chatted about this and that, when An Ning suddenly asked An Jing: ”Little Sister, didn’t you say you wanted to rank up tonight? What time is it now? Are you still going to play?”

Seeing An Ning bring this up, An Jing slapped her forehead: ”Oh my, look at my memory. I was so busy being a third wheel with you two that I forgot about this. I said I’d work hard to climb to Challenger tonight. It’s still early, I should be able to make it.”

After An Jing finished speaking, she suddenly thought of something and asked Jiang Hao: ”By the way, Brother Hao, I heard from my Sister that your skill in playing LOL Mobile is very high. Why don’t we team up tonight? You carry me in a duo queue, and we’ll fly together—um, fly together...”

Hiss!

Flying together?

As soon as An Jing said this, Jiang Hao was shocked and gasped: ”Damn, this Little Lass really dares to say anything. Does she not know the true meaning of ’flying together’? How could she use this term here? Is this word something that can be used casually? Besides, how can you fly alone? You need to add your Sister to fly together; that’s what ’double’ means!”

Jiang Hao really wanted to tell An Jing the true meaning of the term.

But considering An Ning was nearby, if he really explained the true meaning of the word, it might make all three of them very awkward, and the conversation would be impossible to continue.

Jiang Hao smiled at An Jing: ”Sure, I happen to be free tonight, so let’s duo queue. I’ll carry you. It’s just climbing to Challenger, no big deal.”

An Jing looked delighted: ”Brother Hao, don’t lie to me. I’m only two or three wins away from Challenger. As long as you can carry me to win a few games and reach Challenger, I’ll treat you to a big meal next time we meet.”

Jiang Hao was confident in his skills.

But climbing to Challenger isn’t just about having good skills.

You must have good teammates and good coordination.

Of course.

This thing also has a bit of luck involved.

If you have good luck, your win rate will increase accordingly.

But if your luck is really bad, your win rate will be miserable.

It’s basically metaphysical.

Jiang Hao couldn’t guarantee to An Jing that he could definitely carry her to Challenger.

”I can’t guarantee whether we can reach Challenger, but winning a few games shouldn’t be a problem. At the very least, I won’t drag you down.”

An Jing also knew that Challenger wasn’t easy to reach, but in high-end games, being able to consistently win a few more games was also a very difficult thing.

”Brother Hao, as long as you can carry me to win, I’ll be very happy. Reaching Challenger really depends on luck. Let’s not worry about whether we can reach Challenger for now; as long as we can win, that’s fine.”

Jiang Hao nodded: ”Alright, then you log on later. For the sake of this big meal, I must give it my 120% today. I’ll definitely carry you later.”

An Jing giggled: ”Brother Hao, you must promise!”

Jiang Hao laughed: ”Alright, I promise!”

An Ning gently patted An Jing’s little head: ”Little Sister, be more polite. Are these words something you should be saying?”

An Jing chuckled: ”Oh, we’re all familiar with each other, it doesn’t matter. Brother Hao, log on, I’m waiting for you to carry me.”

Jiang Hao wanted to log on immediately and carry An Jing.

However, he was still in the car.

Once they started a duo queue, they would have to play for a long time.

”An Jing, wait for me a little bit. I’m still in the car. I’ll log on when I get home, and then we’ll team up.”

Although An Jing was very eager to rank up, since Jiang Hao had said so, she couldn’t demand that they team up and duo queue right in the car.

”Alright, alright, Brother Hao, get home quickly. Send me a message when you get home. Don’t try to sneak off. If you dare to sneak off, I’ll tell my mom about you and my Sister, and I’ll turn you two lovebirds into a pair of miserable ducks.”

As soon as An Jing said this, An Ning let out an ”Ah!” and grabbed An Jing’s neck, shaking her continuously: ”Ah, you little brat, what are you saying? You’re making me so mad, you’re making me so mad! You really deserve a beating...”

Watching An Ning and An Jing start fighting again, Jiang Hao shook his head speechlessly: ”This pair of Sisters is really a handful. They seem uncomfortable if they don’t fight for even a moment.”

Jiang Hao got out of the car, closed the door, and went home.

On the way home.

Su Anan suddenly sent a message: ”Brother Hao, calling Brother Hao, calling Brother Hao, please answer if received, over!”

Seeing Su Anan’s message, the corners of Jiang Hao’s mouth curled up: ”This Little Lass wouldn’t be asking me to carry her too, would she? But that’s fine, it would just happen to make a four-person team with An Ning and An Jing. Plus, the skills of these four aren’t bad, so the win rate will be higher.”

Jiang Hao immediately replied to Su Anan: ”Brother Hao replying. Currently on the road, drifting into disconnection. I am not here, please be aware, over!”

On the other side.

Su Anan, who had already washed up and was wearing a cool camisole, was lying on the bed.

Her left foot was resting on her right leg, her pair of jade-like feet swinging gently, looking very relaxed.

After seeing the message sent by Jiang Hao, she giggled: ”Oh my, Brother Hao is really humorous. If he isn’t here, then who is replying to my message? Could it be a ghost?”

After Su Anan said the word ”ghost,” she couldn’t help but feel a chill all over and shrank her neck: ”Puh, puh, can’t say that, can’t say that, I shouldn’t have said that.”

Su Anan took her phone and quickly typed a line: ”Reporting to Brother Hao, a special forces pilot from the Canyon is applying to join the team, requesting Brother Hao to carry us to fly. Please answer if received, please answer if received, over!”

Jiang Hao knew that this Little Lass Su Anan was looking for him just because she wanted him to carry her in a duo queue; he had guessed right.

Carrying An Jing alone is carrying, and carrying Su Anan is also carrying; it doesn’t matter.

”Respected Canyon crash pilot, when you see this message, Brother Hao is on his way to the Canyon. Please wait a moment. After Brother Hao gets home, he will take you to the Canyon together. Don’t be anxious, don’t panic, just wait.”

The location where Jiang Hao parked wasn’t far from the building where he lived.

It was just a few minutes’ walk away.

After returning home.

Jiang Hao didn’t immediately log on to take An Jing and Su Anan into the Canyon for ranked matches.

Instead, he went to the bathroom to take a shower first.

Just as Jiang Hao was humming a little tune while showering in the bathroom.

A video call suddenly popped up on his phone.

This sudden video call startled Jiang Hao: ”Damn, who is this? Calling a video call at this time; the timing is really spot on.”

Wiping the water off his face, he picked up the phone from the shelf outside and looked at it. Jiang Hao’s eyes lit up: ”It’s actually a video call from Older Female Cousin. Should I answer it or not?”

Jiang Hao pondered for a moment, the corners of his mouth curled slightly, aimed the camera at his upper body, and then answered the call from his Older Female Cousin, Xia He.

Xia He’s voice came through: ”Little Hao, what are you busy with?”

Jiang Hao aimed his solid chest directly at the camera: ”Older Female Cousin, I’m taking a shower. What are you busy with?”