I'm Not Afraid of My Wife Being 30 Years Old, I'm Afraid of Her Knowing Everything

154: Professional Beard Repair MasterChapter 156: Professional ”Beard” Repair Master

When Qu Xiaoting saw Jiang Hao’s use of the word ”mouth,” the corner of her mouth twitched slightly:

”This ’mouth’ is truly vivid. That guy Jiang Hao’s imagination is absolutely insane.”

What this ”mouth” meant, Qu Xiaoting was very clear about.

It was definitely not the ordinary ”mouth” one usually talks about.

As for which ”mouth” it was, one could let their imagination run wild.

Based on what Qu Xiaoting knew about Jiang Hao, she didn’t think the mouth Jiang Hao was referring to was a normal ”mouth”; it had to be the other ”mouth.”

”This Little Scoundrel, I don’t know what’s going on in his head; he’s just rotten to the core.”

Although Qu Xiaoting said that with her mouth, she not only felt no aversion to this kind of suggestive topic, but actually felt a strange sense of excitement.

Qu Xiaoting hadn’t chatted about such lewd topics with anyone for a long time.

Once it was brought up, it immediately struck a chord within her, making her interest in such topics increasingly intense.

”It’s been so long since I’ve felt the excitement brought by this kind of text; it really is a unique feeling. Since this Little Scoundrel brought it up, let’s chat then. Who’s afraid of whom?”

Qu Xiaoting rolled her eyes, then typed a line in the chat box:

”Little Scoundrel, you want to prick my ’mouth’ with that bit of beard of yours? You’ve miscalculated. If you dare to come at me with your ’mouth,’ believe it or not, Auntie will prick your ’mouth’ straight through.”

After typing this, Qu Xiaoting pondered for a few seconds, then deleted it, only to type it out again.

After repeating this two or three times, she gritted her teeth and sent it directly to Jiang Hao:

”With his comprehension skills, he definitely knows what this means. I want to see just how perverted this little guy can get and if he can handle my move.”

When Jiang Hao saw the message from Qu Xiaoting, his eyes lit up:

”I thought this dame didn’t understand what I said earlier. Unexpectedly, she not only understood but understood very well. This dame is definitely the repressed type in daily life, the kind with extremely rich theoretical knowledge.”

Of course.

The more repressed Qu Xiaoting was, the happier Jiang Hao was.

This way, whether it was chatting or subsequent ”negative distance” contact, it would bring a truly marvelous experience. That feeling should be fantastic.

Jiang Hao quickly replied to Qu Xiaoting:

”Auntie, how about we spar next time and see whose ’beard’ is more prickly to the ’mouth’? Haha!”

Qu Xiaoting had been waiting for Jiang Hao’s reply.

Upon seeing the message, the corner of her mouth curled up slightly, and she quickly typed:

”Heh, you dare to compete with me on this? Come on then. As long as you dare to come, my ’beard’ will definitely prick your mouth hard. Don’t beg me for mercy if it hurts, hmph.”

After Qu Xiaoting sent this message, Jiang Hao didn’t reply immediately.

Because just when he was messaging Qu Xiaoting, Su Anan, seeing that Jiang Hao hadn’t replied for a while, sent another message to Jiang Hao:

”Brother Hao, now that you’ve heard my mom is back, are you too scared to come to my house to find me? Hehe, I knew you were timid and afraid of my mom, haha.”

Seeing Su Anan’s message, Jiang Hao chuckled:

”Afraid of your mom? Then you’ve miscalculated. Even if she found out, so what? I could handle her with a backhand. Besides, we can sneak around, right? As long as we don’t let your mom know, it’ll be fine…”

Jiang Hao was flirting back and forth with Su Anan, while chatting about very stimulating topics with her mother, Qu Xiaoting.

The scope and intensity of the topics were becoming increasingly broad and deep.

So much so that, in the end, Jiang Hao and Qu Xiaoting began to argue about who would be active and who would be passive.

”Little Scoundrel, why should I be at your mercy? Hmph, I want to take the active position too. When the time comes, you have to listen to me and let me do what I want; I am the queen!”

Jiang Hao chuckled:

”Fine, fine, you’re the queen, you’re awesome. If you want to be active, then you can be active the whole time, and I’ll just be passive. I’d actually prefer you to be active and me to be passive. Being passive is great—it’s not tiring and doesn’t waste energy. How wonderful. I want to see how long you can stay active…”

Inside the car.

Qu Xiaoting’s cheeks were already burning hot and flushed from being teased by these lewd topics.

After seeing Jiang Hao’s message, she took a deep breath:

”No, this Little Scoundrel is too good at flirting. He’s got me all parched; I can’t hold out, I absolutely can’t hold out!”

Qu Xiaoting reached out and grabbed a tissue from the side, and after a slight sound, she threw the tissue in her hand into the box on the side and grabbed the mineral water nearby, taking a few fierce gulps.

”Ah, refreshing!”

Wiping the water from the corners of her mouth, Qu Xiaoting calmed her restless heart. She picked up her phone, looked at the message Jiang Hao sent, typed a few lines, deleted them, and finally gritted her teeth:

”I can’t keep chatting. If I keep chatting, I won’t have the strength to drive this car. I’ll chat properly when I get back to bed tonight. Driving, let’s go!”

In the end, Qu Xiaoting didn’t reply to Jiang Hao and drove away.

Seeing that Qu Xiaoting didn’t reply, Jiang Hao casually typed a line:

”Auntie, why aren’t you replying? Are you shy? Or are you looking for a tissue? By the way, you mentioned earlier that your ’beard’ is very prickly to the mouth. I suddenly thought of something: your ’beard’ must have been meticulously groomed, right? I really couldn’t tell; Auntie has such leisure and elegance, but I don’t think your grooming is very good. Next time we meet, I’ll groom it properly for you. You should know, This Jiang is a professional repairman, specializing in ’beard’ repair for over ten years. The young ladies in the jianghu call me the ’Beard’ Saint. Auntie, it’s your good fortune to have met me, haha…”

After sending this message to Qu Xiaoting, Jiang Hao saw she still hadn’t replied, so he ignored her and continued playing duo queue with Su Anan.

While Jiang Hao was duo queuing with Su Anan, Mu Qianqian had also finished picking out a few very revealing sets of lingerie with Shen Zhi.

Holding the bag in her hand, Shen Zhi said to Mu Qianqian:

”Sister Qianqian, I’ve already picked mine out. Do you want to pick out a few sets?”

Jiang Hao had previously asked Mu Qianqian to pick out a few sets as well.

Of course.

The styles Mu Qianqian would choose certainly wouldn’t be that conservative; they would be quite revealing and sexy.

Considering that it wasn’t easy to pick with Shen Zhi nearby, Mu Qianqian decided to choose later by herself.

”I have some at home, so I won’t pick any for now. Xiao Zhi, you’re done picking, right? If you’re done, let’s go pay, and after we pay, we’ll go find Jiang Hao.”

Shen Zhi nodded:

”Mm, okay.”

A few minutes later.

Mu Qianqian walked out of the ”Aimer” store with Shen Zhi, who was carrying the shopping bag:

”Xiao Zhi, I’ll call Jiang Hao and ask where he is.”

Shen Zhi nodded:

”Mm, okay, go ahead and ask.”

Mu Qianqian picked up her phone and made a video call to Jiang Hao, which was answered quickly:

”Hello, Jiang Hao, where are you? Xiao Zhi and I have finished shopping. Mm, alright, wait for us where you are, Xiao Zhi and I are coming to find you…”