I Might Be A Fake Cultivator

Translator: Henyee Translations Editor: Henyee Translations

An Lin stared at that particular star for a full ten minutes until he felt a little drowsy.

After today’s battle, he was actually already exhausted and now that he was relaxed, he was starting to feel quite sleepy.

Hence, he leaped onto his brick to return to his resting quarters.

The moon descended slowly and was replaced by the sun, signifying the beginning of a new day.

An Lin opened his bleary eyes and was greeted by the sight of Xiao Chou’s face.

The sight of Xiao Chou’s face was truly superior to any morning exercise. He did not even have to wash his face and was already wide awake.

“What are you doing staring at me like that!?” An Lin reared up in surprise.

Xiao Chou scratched his furry head. “Da Bai told me that he was going to a brothel today and to inform you of this when you woke up.”

“A brothel!?” An Lin’s eyes widened in shock. “A dog brothel or a human brothel?”

Xiao Chou’s face convulsed slightly at An Lin’s question. “Big Brother An, have you ever seen a dog brothel in your life?”

An Lin was immediately stirred up by Xiao Chou’s words.

Sure enough, there was a problem with Da Bai’s sexual orientation. Otherwise, why would it be interested in humans instead of a female of its own species!

Take An Lin for example. Even if he was to meet the most beautiful female dog in the world, he would not have any sexual interest in it. The most he would do would be to give the dog a compliment.

However… Da Bai had gone to a human brothel; what kind of situation was this?!

“No, I have to go see just what the hell Da Bai is doing!” An Lin stood up with a serious expression.

As the owner, he felt like he was obligated to correct his beast pet’s sexual orientation.

Otherwise, if Da Bai returned to the Mythological Beast Sect with a female human cultivator and announced to Bai Xian that she was his girlfriend, An Lin would probably be eaten alive as Da Bai’s owner!

“Do you know the location of the brothel Da Bai is visiting?” An Lin asked in a grim tone.

Xiao Chou shook his head. “It’s near the Shihua Prefecture, but I don’t know where exactly it is.”

“Alright, wait for me here, I’ll be back soon.”

An Lin leaped onto his black brick and flew into the sky.

The Shihua Prefecture was the closest prefectural city to the Ten-Thousand Spirits Immortal Sect. It was said that the women there had fair, beautiful skins and amazing figures. As a result, it was the prefectural city with the undisputed highest population density of beauties in the whole of the Stone Dragon State.

With the abundance of beauties there, there was inevitably no lack of red-light districts there either.

Based on his experience, An lin could make a conservative estimate that there should be no less than thirty of those locations in the Shihua Prefecture.

Luckily, he did not have to search through them one by one.

As he had already signed the beast pet contract with Da Bai, they would be able to sense each other’s location within a five-kilometer radius.

Thus, An Lin arrived at the door of the Spring River House.

A sneer surfaced on his face as he surveyed the building which took up quite a bit of land area. “Heh… what good taste! This is probably the best brothel in the whole of the Shihua Prefecture!”

“What are you saying, young sir? We’re a proper place here. The girls here only sell their talents, not their bodies. This is a place where the girls put their talents on display to entertain customers!” A procuress with thick makeup shuffled to An Lin’s side and said in a mellow voice.

“How about for ten spirit stones?” An Lin asked.

“Young sir, I think you should come in to listen to the girls sing and play on their instruments.” The procuress smiled.

“A hundred spirit stones.” An Lin continued.

The procuress’s expression shifted as she lowered her voice and asked, “Which girl do you want? Aside from Top Girl, anyone else is fine.”

Sure enough… this place was not the same as the Flowery Court he had gone to. This place really was a brothel…

“I’ll go in and have a look first.” An Lin nodded before making his way further into the building.

The procuress could see that An Lin’s clothing and disposition all suggested great wealth and immediately followed behind him as she introduced the girls to him one by one.

Meanwhile, a furry white dog sat in a booth with one leg crossed over another, drinking wine, and singing with a group of beautiful women.

A woman in green garments said shyly, “Big Brother Bai, why do I have to drink again…”

“Hahahaha, it’s all a game. If you play the game, you have to follow the rules. You’ve only got two choices, either drink the wine or take off an item of clothing, woof!” The white dog was none other than Da Bai. Its big watery eyes stared intently at the woman in green garments as he wagged his tongue with excitement.

“That’s right, you either drink or strip. I’ve already stripped down to my undergarments but you’ve still got two items of clothing left, so what’s there to be shy about!?” A woman with an explosive figure in revealing red undergarments prompted.

The woman in green garments had no choice but to strip off an item of clothing, revealing a patch of smooth white skin.

Da Bai’s legs began to tremble at the sight in front of him as he looked on in excitement. Meanwhile, his other two paws initiated a surprise attack on the butt cheeks of the woman in the red undergarments.

“Ah, Big Brother Bai, you’re so naughty!” The woman in the red undergarments yelped delicately.

Da Bai became even more excited upon hearing this. “Woof! Let’s continue! Xiao Zi, don’t stop the music!”

A woman in purple garments on the side nodded timidly and continued in her singing.

Thus, Da Bai continued joyously in his game.

Then… the woman in the red undergarments lost.

Da Bai swallowed heavily and looked at her with excitement. “Are you going to drink or strip?”

The woman in the red garments caressed her sizeable, bouncy breasts lightly with a blush on her face. “What does Big Brother Bai want me to do?”

“Strip, strip, strip, woof!” Both of Da Bai’s legs reared up off the ground as he yelled excitedly.

Boom!

The door to their booth was suddenly kicked open. “Strip what!?”

“Who dares to interrupt my fun, woof!” Da Bai was enraged at being disrupted just when the good bit was coming up.

“Me.” A man walked in and glared at Da Bai with a cold expression.

Da Bai’s legs trembled once he got a good look at the intruder. “Big… Big Brother An, why are you here!?”

The intruder was none other than An Lin. Immediately upon his entry, he was greeted by the sight of the half-naked woman in green garments and the woman with the explosive figure that was down to just her undergarments.

Even he could not help but fall into an involuntary daze at the sight in front of him.

The procuress immediately signaled in secret for one of the girls to call for the Top Girl and her demeanor toward An Lin became even more respectful. Da Bai was an extremely spendthrifty customer. For him to refer to the man in front of him as Big Brother An, it was obvious that the latter was clearly someone very important.

“I’m just here to visit your playground, I haven’t interrupted something, have I?” An Lin smiled lightly, but his tone of voice was extremely threatening.

“Of course not, I’m overjoyed that Big Brother An would come to visit me. Come on, let’s play and have fun together!” Da Bai leaped down from his chair and rubbed against An Lin’s body with his soft white fur and a hopeful expression on his face.

Have fun together?

The veins on An Lin’s head began to pop. Had Da Bai not realized what it had done wrong?

“Tell me! Why are you here!?” An Lin scolded loudly.

Da Bai opened his big watery eyes wide. “To visit this brothel.”

An Lin’s chest tightened at Da Bai’s reply. What was he supposed to say to such a f*cking honest reply…

He pondered to himself for a while before deciding to change the way through which he worded his question. “Tell me! Why do you like women and not female dogs?”

Da Bai blushed and lowered its head at his question. “Women have such smooth fine skin as well as big breasts and bums… What do female dogs have aside from fur? If you compare it that way, of course I would choose women!”

Da Bai turned its gaze toward the woman in the undergarments as he said this, desire bursting forth from his eyes.

An Lin almost blacked out at its reply. There was nothing wrong with the reasons provided, and he was in full agreement with Da Bai’s argument too.

But… this was a major problem when it came from Da Bai’s mouth!

Was this something a dog should say?

Could it be that Da Bai was actually a reincarnated man whose soul latched onto a dog’s body? Maybe Da Bai had been possessed by some mighty figure… No, that’s impossible! What kind of dumb mighty figure would possess a dog…

Just as An Lin was deep in his train of thought, a female voice sounded from outside. “Lan Yue is here.”

Immediately afterward, a woman with an exquisite figure walked through the door, bringing a light breeze into the room with her.