I Might Be A Fake Cultivator

Translator: Henyee Translations Editor: Henyee Translations

The collapse of the Frosty Demon Sealing Tower instantly attracted the attention of everyone on the battlefield.

Almost everyone held their breaths in anticipation as they stared at the figure behind the cloud of white mist.

An Lin was no exception to this either. He kept an arm around the heavily injured Xuanyuan Cheng as he stared anxiously into the crater, wondering to himself what kind of fearsome monster would come out of it.

Soon, the figure began to appear in everyone’s field of vision.

An Lin’s mouth was agape with shock as he stood rooted to the spot.

Holy f*ck, how could it still be him!

A handsome man who was a bit thin walked out from the crater, appearing almost identical to the man who had self-detonated.

Aside from the fact that the silver hair had now become black, they were practically identical.

Many of the young sect disciples also halted in their steps, unable to comprehend why the Frosty Demon Sealing Tower that had stood for hundreds of years was constructed to restrict such a frail-looking human.

Only the sect elders had grave expressions on their faces as they stared cautiously at the man.

The man rubbed his bleary eyes as he looked around him, seemingly in shock what he beheld.

On top of a pile of rubble, the bodies of the disciples of the Ten Thousand Spirits Immortal Sect as well as the bodies of snow maidens laid in silence.

All the remaining survivors had also ceased their battles to turn their gazes upon him.

Only the huge golden section protection formation and the rumbling booms in the sky signified that an extremely fearsome battle had occurred here.

“So that’s what happened…” The man smiled bitterly as he came to his senses.

He turned to survey the battlefield with pity in his eyes. “To think that the Heavenly Dawn Peak would be reduced to this…”

An elder from the Ten Thousand Spirits Immortal Sect stepped out. “Are you Chen Qinghang or Bing Fu!?”

An Lin blinked in incomprehension. Chen Qinghang? Bing Fu?

What kind of stupid question is this? The person in front of them is clearly male! Who the f*ck is Bing Fu? 1

If this is a multiple-choice question, I would choose Cheng Qinghang!

However, the man suddenly appeared quite confused and a conflicted expression appeared on his face.

Memories that had been left to gather dust were slowly being uncovered as they began to appear in his mind.

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His name was Chen Qinghang, and he was a once in a millenium prodigy in the Ten Thousand Spirits Immortal Sect.

He reached Spirit Nurturing Stage at 17 years of age and Soul Formation Stage at 21. He had reached the peak of Soul Formation Stage before he was a hundred years of age and all that was left for him was to ascend to Return to Void Stage and he would be recognized as the most talented prodigy in the Kingdom of the Nine States.

At that time, he was extremely proud of his unmatched potential.

However, during a battle with the snow maiden army, he fell into a trap set by the Palace Leader of the three Holy Palaces and fell into a dire situation as a result.

His physical body was torn apart and he was only able to escape with his consciousness intact through the use of a life-saving tool.

Just as he was about to escape, his consciousness was also almost destroyed by a slash from the Extreme Frost Sword.

In the end, just when his consciousness was about to dissipate, it fell into the lotus pond…

…

That was right! It was exactly as you thought; he was reborn as a lotus root.

“Hey, hey… wake up!”

A clear and crisp voice sounded.

The man opened his eyes with difficulty and surveyed his surroundings in confusion before settling his gaze on the girl in front of him with intricately adorable features.

“Hmm…” The man shook his head as an acute headache struck, making him moan in pain.

“Hey, be honest, are you a man?!” The girl stood with her hands on her hips as she bent down to stare at the man with curious golden eyes. Strands of silver hair brushed his cheek, emitting a light fragrant scent.

“Yes… I’m a man.” The man was in great pain and his head was very muddled.

However, it was definitely true that he was male.

The girl smiled cheekily. “I thought so, you’ve got a mushroom and two eggs between your legs, so you’re definitely a man!”

The man stared up at her with a blank expression before looking down at his lower body, only to find out that he did not seem to be wearing any clothes…

He hurriedly covered his sensitive bits with his hands before exclaiming in horror. “You… you saw everything?!”

The girl nodded her head. “Of course, I even did some research on it just then.”

Research? The man’s body quivered at her words as he gritted his teeth in anger. “You… How could you be so immoral!”

The girl’s brows furrowed slightly. “I’m the immoral one? You were the one who suddenly appeared beside the lotus pond in my backyard, completely naked. If I’m being immoral here, then aren’t you clearly the one who was immoral in the first place?”

The man’s lips trembled but he did not know how to counter her argument.

“Hey, male, what’s your name?” The girl asked.

“Name…” A blank expression crept onto his face. His mind was completely blank, and he could not remember anything aside from some instinctive functions and general knowledge.

“You don’t even know your own name?” The girl wrinkled her adorable little nose as her golden eyes flashed in deep thought. “How about… we call you Bing Fu!”

The man’s eyes widened as he glared at her. “I’m a man!”

The girl’s golden eyes also glared back as a vast might began to emanate from her. “You’re a woman starting from now! Your name is Bing Fu, and you’re a toy that belongs to me, Meng Zhi, understand?!”

The man was enveloped by her divine might and felt as if he was facing an extremely powerful being rather than a little girl. Hence, he had no choice but to concede. “Fine, whatever you say, Your Highness!”

Thus, the girl named Meng Zhi received a toy by the name of Bing Fu on that day.

Meng Zhi was very happy, she owned a toy that could not be found anywhere else on the whole continent. This was a living man; even the thought of it gave her a thrill!

Bing Fu put on a blue robe given to her by Meng Zhi. Although his features were quite delicate, he still appeared too manly with the blue robe on.

In order to make him look the part, Meng Zhi installed some fake breasts under his robe.

Looking at Bing Fu’s mountainous chest, Meng Zhi rolled on the ground with raucous laughter, clearly extremely happy with her toy.

Bing Fu did not really harbor many negative emotions toward this.

He was in a completely blank slate; all he could do right now was continue to survive.

In order to survive, he adopted a new identity as the personal servant of Meng Zhi.

He slowly came to understand that the continent he was situated in was named the Holy Glacial Lands.

This was a continent filled exclusively with female residents, which was why Meng Zhi forced him into becoming a woman.

It was because all males could only become ice sculptures here.

Meng Zhi was a girl of high social status.

There were 36 Holy Palaces in the Holy Glacial Lands and she was the daughter of one of the Palace Leaders. She was extremely revered for her status and also possessed the royal bloodline of the holy monarch. In other words, the world was her oyster.

Bing Fu lived a relatively happy life under the care of Meng Zhi. He would normally cultivate in the Ice Heart Mantra with Meng Zhi, or consume some extremely rare treasures and occasionally do some hunting when he was bored.

The days passed by one after the other.

One day, Bing Fu was lying down on a huge slab of rock, sunbathing in contentment.

A thought surfaced in his heart— what an easy task it was to be Meng Zhi’s toy!

Aside from some servant duties which he had to attend to daily, he was living the life of someone who bowed to only one person but ruled over everyone else. He could eat all the delicious food and learn all the powerful cultivation methods he wanted.

It had to be said, he was starting to really like this place.

This place… was like heaven!

At this moment, Meng Zhi made her way over slowly in a white dress and spoke with a gentle voice that still retained an undeniable might, “What are you thinking about there, my toy?”

Bing Fu narrowed his eyes in a smile. “I’m wondering when my Master will grow out of her childish phase and stop referring to me as a toy.”

Meng Yan was enraged by his words. “A toy is a lifetime commitment! Even if you’re broken by me, it still doesn’t change the fact that you’re my toy!”

Bing Fu winced at her words. Why is her description so terrifying?

Meng Zhi extended a slim arm and encircled it around Bing Fu’s neck with a smile. “I’m definitely going to become the High Priestess of the Holy Glacial Lands, and no one would be able to tell me what to do then. I’d be able to do whatever I want!”

“Hey, toy, what do you want to do in the future?”

Bing Fu smiled in reply. “I’m your toy already, what else can I do? Of course I’ll stay by your side.”

Meng Zhi lowered her head slightly at his words as a light blush appeared on her cheeks. The corners of her petite lips raised slightly in a smile. “Good answer, come with me to the treasure house, your Master will reward you with a spirit fruit!”

Bing Fu smiled lightly. He knew how to press all of Meng Zhi’s buttons, so everything was effortless for him now.

See, he just received another spirit fruit through no effort at all!