A Good-for-nothing Son-in-law Builds the Li Family

31: Chapter 31 The Prodigy Li Gui DiceBefore Li Guidai’s flashy ”Lamborghini” had even driven into Jicai Village, the deafening DJ music was already blaring like a demonic sound piercing the ears, announcing his return ahead of time!

Under the old osmanthus tree at the village entrance, the old ladies who had been leisurely gossiping and weaving the latest intelligence from ten miles around instantly exploded into a frenzy!

” Oh my! Good heavens! You all, take a look! What is that thing? It’s smoking and howling!” A gap-toothed old lady pointed at the dust clouds rolling in the distance, forgetting to stitch the shoe sole in her hand.

” Hiss... that person sitting in the car, why does he look so much like the old Li family’s... that demon child Li Guidai who once fell into a cesspit?”

” That can’t be, right? Didn’t that brat go off to be a live-in son-in-law for an immortal? How did he manage to bring back an iron-shelled turtle?”

” What do you know! That must be an immortal treasure!”

It wasn’t just the old ladies; the young boys and teenagers in the village, aged eight to eighteen, who used to follow the ”village ruffian” leader Li Guidai to dig for bird eggs and catch fish and shrimp, also heard the familiar yet strange commotion and scrambled out from their homes and the field ridges one after another.

When they saw clearly that the guy in the car wearing strange black glasses and grinning smugly was indeed Li Guidai, they immediately cheered and swarmed around!

If it weren’t for the breathtakingly beautiful woman with an otherworldly aura in the passenger seat and the doll-like little girl in her arms, a few of his closest rascal friends would have almost tried to climb in through the car windows!

A few of them squeezed up to the car window, looking at the luxurious interior and glancing at the fairy-like Zhuge Yue, their faces flushed red. They scratched their heads and awkwardly yet respectfully shouted:

” Hello... Hello, Sister-in-law!”

This shout immediately amused Zhuge Yue, who quickly covered her mouth and chuckled.

Even Li Linger, seeing the awkwardness of these uncles, parted her little mouth—not yet fully grown with teeth—and giggled.

Li Guidai triumphantly honked the horn twice, and amidst the baptism of the villagers’ curious, envious, and shocked gazes, he slowly drove the car to the front of his familiar courtyard gate.

His heart was racing, and he was too lazy to get out and knock, thinking of giving his parents a ”surprise.”

He stepped straight on the ”gas pedal.”

” Bang!”

The courtyard gate was knocked open rather roughly, and the Lamborghini, with a not-so-graceful drift, parked steadily inside his small courtyard.

The courtyard gate opened at the sound! The Lamborghini, with a not-so-graceful drift, parked directly inside his small courtyard!

However, the next second, Li Guidai and Zhuge Yue inside the car, as well as the two people in the courtyard, all froze!

In the courtyard, the village chief Li Jiantou and his still-charming wife, Yang Xiaoqiao, were in an ambiguous position, seemingly preparing for some in-depth ”emotional exchange”...

Time seemed to freeze for two seconds.

Li Jiantou and Yang Xiaoqiao first stared blankly at the ”iron-shelled monster” that had broken into their home!

After realizing that the person poking his head out from the driver’s seat wearing strange sunglasses was none other than his own troublesome son, Li Jiantou’s old face instantly flushed red with anger and embarrassment. He didn’t even bother to fix his somewhat disheveled robes, instead pointing at Li Guidai’s nose and yelling:

” You little brat! You ran off to be a live-in son-in-law without a word! Fine, be one! I’ll just pretend I never gave birth to you!”

” It hasn’t even been a few years, and you’re rolling back here, and you even used this piece of junk to ram my gate! What do you want? Are you trying to rebel?”

Unlike Li Jiantou’s fury, after the initial shock, Yang Xiaoqiao quickly regained her composure. She knew this father-son pair too well; they were both rascals carved from the same mold!

She glared at her husband, smoothed her hair, but her gaze bypassed her son and fell directly on Zhuge Yue, who was stepping out of the passenger seat, and Li Linger, who was in her arms.

With just one glance, Yang Xiaoqiao’s eyes lit up!

When seeing Zhuge Yue’s peerless beauty and dignified temperament, as well as Li Linger’s doll-like, spiritually vibrant appearance, Yang Xiaoqiao’s eyes instantly lit up!

The anger on her face melted like snow, instantly switching to a bright, slightly fawning smile:

” Oh my! This... this must be my daughter-in-law and precious granddaughter, right?”

” Quick! Come here and let Mother have a look!”

Li Guidai, just wanting to smugly chime in, poked his head over: ” That must be it! Mother, don’t you see who your son is? The wife I found is definitely...”

Before he could finish, Yang Xiaoqiao slapped him on the face and scolded: ” Who wants to look at you, you vain thing! Get out of the way, don’t block me from seeing my daughter-in-law and granddaughter!”

This slap was not light; Li Guidai’s left cheek turned red at a speed visible to the naked eye.

Li Guidai clutched the hit spot, grimacing in pain, but still obediently put one arm around Zhuge Yue and picked up Li Linger with the other!

He formally introduced them: ” Father, Mother, this is your son’s lawfully wedded wife, Zhuge Yue. This little one is your precious granddaughter, Li Linger.”

After the introduction, Li Guidai felt the grievance of being yelled at by his father couldn’t go unavenged, so he immediately drew the ”battle” back to Li Jiantou, stiffening his neck to retort:

” I say, Father! Why are you so angry? Wasn’t I trying to give you two a surprise?”

” Who knew you weren’t doing proper things in the middle of the day, in the courtyard... Ouch~!”

Li Jiantou, poked in his sore spot by his son, was even angrier, blowing his beard and staring: ” You little bastard! Who are you saying isn’t doing proper things! I can do whatever I want in my own house! Is it your place to criticize me?”

Before he could finish, Father Li Jiantou was also slapped by Yang Xiaoqiao.

It was perfectly symmetrical with Li Guidai’s!

Immediately, the father and son were in this small courtyard, one wearing sunglasses, the other disheveled and red-faced, shouting at each other without any image, arguing endlessly.

He stiffened his neck and leaned in front of Li Jiantou, the father and son immediately confronting each other like fighting cocks:

” Old man! Why are you yelling! Aren’t you happy I’m back?”

” Happy my foot! I get angry just seeing you! You broke a perfectly good gate!”

” If it’s broken, I’ll pay you for ten! Look at how stingy you are!”

” You think you’re amazing just because you have a spirit stone? You became a live-in son-in-law and now your wings are hard, huh?”

” So what if they are! I’m currently at the Great Perfection of Foundation Establishment! Almost at Golden Core!”

” Golden Core? You look like a piece of junk to me! Phooey!”

” Li Guidai was about to explode with anger.”

Watching this father and son arguing without any restraint at their own doorstep, Zhuge Yue was first dumbfounded, then couldn’t help but cover her mouth and chuckle again. She finally understood who her husband inherited this flighty personality from.

Li Linger found it even more interesting and excitedly waved her little hands in her arms.

Yang Xiaoqiao directly ignored this pair of clowns, affectionately holding Zhuge Yue’s hand while teasing Li Linger, her face blooming with smiles.

To her, whether her son came back or not wasn’t important; what mattered was that he brought back such a beautiful daughter-in-law and such a cute granddaughter!