I've Already Snagged a Top-tier Goddess at the Start; I'm Incredibly Wealthy!

1: Is it really that hard to find a relationship?[This book features many women, abundant stamina, and has entered the ’small black room’ several times. Add it to your bookshelf first—those who know, know!]

[Wandering for half a life, never meeting a wise lord. If you don’t mind, I am willing to acknowledge the Reader Lord as my foster fathers!]

Spring has arrived, everything is awakening, and the animals have reached the mating season.

In the small park, hormones filled the air. On the stone benches in the distance, pairs of passionate couples were hugging and making out.

”Are they all this thirsty? Is this a park or a daily competition?”

Cao Lang, who had been single for many years, cursed under his breath at the sight, but in his heart, he was extremely envious, wishing he could join in.

However, through his unremitting efforts, he had managed to ask out a girl from Soul today.

The two agreed to meet face-to-face in the small park.

When he saw her in person, Cao Lang wanted to slip away immediately. It wasn’t that he had high standards, but this girl was like a heavy tank; it was truly hard to stomach.

When chatting online, she claimed to be 200 pounds, but looking at this frame, it was at least 300 pounds to start!

If a pig buyer encountered such a false weight report, they would be thrilled. Buying a 300-pound pig at the price of a 200-pound one—a net profit of 100 pounds in price difference!

But the lonely Cao Lang actually felt a desire to try! He had heard that chubby sisters were very clingy.

Cao Lang swallowed. Was he really going to challenge his bottom line today?

In games, you can just press the F key, but in reality, it takes courage.

”The house must be paid in full, marriage requires ten pieces of gold, and the bride price is 388,000.”

As soon as they met, the chubby sister spoke directly. When she talked, the fat on her stomach rippled like waves, trembling.

Cao Lang frowned, his throat tightening, feeling a bit like vomiting. He admitted he had overestimated himself.

Although he really wanted to experience love, this greasy physique made him hesitate.

”How did you get here?”

The chubby sister didn’t notice Cao Lang’s abnormality at all and kept talking to herself.

”I came by bus.”

”You didn’t buy a car? You’re not going to make me take the bus with you in the future, are you?”

The chubby sister’s voice began to turn cold, and the fat on her face sagged.

”To pull you, I’d need to drive a semi-trailer. Taking the bus is great—it saves money and gas.”

Cao Lang prepared to leave. He couldn’t stay here for another second; he’d vomit if he stayed any longer.

”What’s with your attitude? You disgusting man, saying I waste gas. A poor loser like you doesn’t even have a car and yet you try to pick up girls? Just go handle yourself.”

The chubby sister realized he wanted to leave early, which was absolutely unacceptable. As a ’little fairy’ who had to win everything, she had to be the one to leave first. So she turned around and left with a ’thud thud thud’ like a steamroller.

Some curious couples looked over. One man even gave Cao Lang a thumbs up, as if saying, ’Brother, you could even ask her out? You really have no standards!’

Cao Lang’s heart was a mix of emotions. His requirements for a girlfriend were already very low, and now another one had fallen through!

No, God, I just want to taste what a woman is like. Why is it so hard?!

He had devoted his four years of university to games, and his social circle after graduation wasn’t large, which resulted in him not finding a girlfriend until now.

He discovered a cruel fact: finding a partner is hard, finding a normal partner is harder, and finding one with even a bit of looks is even harder!

The penniless Cao Lang finally realized that if this continued, in this era of plenty, he might end up without descendants.

”I can’t believe my great Cao family didn’t go extinct even during the hardest times in history, yet in this era of peace, I can’t find a woman to leave a seed for me!”

It was a pity for his ’big brother’ who had been with him for so many years and hadn’t even tasted a bite of good pork.

”How on earth can I find a satisfying girlfriend?”

Cao Lang couldn’t help but ponder this question.

He had seen screenshots of Rich Brother’s chats. The goddesses’ initiative simply opened Cao Lang’s eyes and exceeded the imagination of those licking-dog losers!

With one command from Rich Brother, the goddesses would willingly execute it immediately. If Rich Brother wanted to try something new, the goddesses would immediately comply.

So the root of all this is one word:

Money!

As the saying goes, the poor man’s goddess is the rich man’s plaything!

Having understood the basic logic, Cao Lang saw through the essence of the matter.

Damn it, from now on, I’m going to focus on making money! I’ll chase whichever woman I fancy to be my girlfriend and never wrong myself again!

But while the dream is beautiful, reality is indeed cruel.

The class chasm is like a natural moat. How difficult it is for ordinary people to cross it. Many spend their whole lives just to have a moderately prosperous life. To become a person above others requires ability and opportunity.

[Ding! Host’s desire for a wanton life detected. System activating, binding in progress!]

Just as Cao Lang was racking his brains for a way out, the voice he had been dreaming of suddenly came from his mind.

What’s this?

A system?

[This system is a God-Tier Tycoon System. Spending money on women gives double cashback.]

Holy crap?

Cao Lang’s heart raced; his blood pressure was a bit high right now!

If this thing were bound to a little pug, it could play with a top-tier Tibetan Mastiff!

”System, doesn’t spending money for cashback still mean being a licking dog? Can’t you just give me money directly?”

[Sorry, Host. The new systems are being randomly drawn for the readers. You can only use the phased-out classic model.]

[Reader Lord, please type 1 to receive the Supreme God-Tier Tycoon System.]

”Fine, the ’licking dog’ system is just a worldly prejudice. There are no invincible systems, only invincible Hosts.”

”This ’licking dog’ system will surely play the role of a ’war wolf’ in my hands!”

I’ll just barely use the phased-out system for now. Give the new system to the Reader Lord; after all, Reader Lord are more handsome.

Subsequently, an exceptionally clear light screen appeared on Cao Lang’s retina.

[Host]: Cao Lang

[Age]: 27

[Height]: 180

[Constitution]: 50

[Stamina]: 70

[Personal Wealth]: 63,013.45

This panel was simple and easy to understand, exactly as he had imagined.

”For the cashback, are there any requirements for the target?” Cao Lang asked this key question.

[Cashback is available for spending money on any female with a score of 60 or higher.]

This system isn’t picky at all. Most women should be able to reach 60 points.

This setting suited Cao Lang’s taste perfectly. After all, every woman has her own merits; he wasn’t someone who only liked beautiful ones.

Experience, charm, personality, and temperament were all bonus points in his eyes.

Perhaps a woman who only scores 60 in the system’s eyes would score 80 in his, and vice versa.

But no matter what, the passing grade must be met. He trusted the system’s authority on this!

Thinking that he wouldn’t have to go on dates with heavy tanks anymore, Cao Lang felt a surge of excitement.

That’s how people are. Once they learn they are about to achieve the life of their dreams and escape a dull existence, their adrenaline spikes and their brain becomes exceptionally active!

The most critical task now is to make money. No matter what, I’ll reward my ’little brother’ first! He’s about to burst.

Cao Lang’s eyes lit up. He saw an acquaintance; he didn’t expect her to be strolling in the park too.

It was Jiang Mengyuan!

The company receptionist, a newly graduated college student with a pear-shaped figure, thin waist, and slender shoulders. She wore a pair of light-colored jeans. Her peach-like buttocks stretched the jeans tight and smooth, making the eyes of a group of passersby glue to her.

If I don’t use you to christen the flag tonight, then this system was bound in vain!

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