Global Lords: Me and My Calabash Kiddos

Chapter 344: Chapter 59: Yin Yang Giant Panda Gets Beaten, Store No. 9

”Big White, how was today’s harvest?”

Yi Tian saw the Yin Yang Giant Panda returning with Seventh-Child on his back, looking downcast, and casually asked.

Even though it was dark, the Yin Yang Giant Panda clocked off half an hour early today.

Yi Tian couldn’t be bothered with such trivial matters!

The Yin Yang Giant Panda was Yi Tian’s source of ordinary wood. With its super lumberjack skills, it could chop down at least a thousand trees for Yi Tian daily, translating to ten thousand units of wood.

Ordinary people needed all sorts of protection to chop trees, and their strength and energy couldn’t keep up.

The Yin Yang Giant Panda, on the other hand, with a highly efficient power saw, could cut down an aged tree in seconds, then hug it and clean it up in less than a minute.

As soon as Seventh-Child returned, he jumped off the Yin Yang Giant Panda, shouted ”Daddy,” and ran into the villa while shaking his gourd...

”Chirp chirp!”

The Yin Yang Giant Panda let out a painful cry, lifting its head to reveal a bruised face and panda eyes for Yi Tian to see...

”Shit, did you fight with the Water Qilin?”

Yi Tian was shocked—when had he ever seen this look?

His first thought was that there was discord among the beasts within the territory, and only the Water Qilin could have a go at the Yin Yang Giant Panda.

”Chirp chirp.”

The Yin Yang Giant Panda shook its head, indicating it wasn’t so. It was a peace-loving panda—how could it quarrel with a partner?

”Then what happened? Tell me quickly!” Yi Tian asked the Yin Yang Giant Panda.

”Chirp chirp...”

While chirping, the Yin Yang Giant Panda gestured wildly as if it was complaining tearfully.

The Yin Yang Giant Panda, tamed and obedient to Yi Tian, had his spiritual brand imprinted in its mind, making it easy for Yi Tian to understand what it meant.

At first, it told Yi Tian about how early it rose and how late it worked, never shirked or slacked off...

”Get to the point!” Yi Tian was speechless.

”Chirp chirp...”

The Yin Yang Giant Panda got serious.

The day had been going smoothly, and it had exceeded expectations.

At sunset, it was still diligently chopping trees, when suddenly two strong bears appeared.

Those two bears were very powerful.

After giving it a lecture, they not only smashed its power saw but also gave it a beating.

They told it not to chop trees anymore, or they’d beat it up every time they saw it.

”My power saw got smashed!”

Yi Tian felt annoyed—that was a power saw he had borrowed from Qin Fanshuang.

Fortunately, there were quite a few power saws for sale at the auction house. Some lords had even obtained solar-powered saw crystals.

As the trees in territories got scarcer, the price of power saws plummeted.

Few lords still rented power saws from the leasing section.

Most lords had already chopped down all the wood within their territories.

Luckily, the Celestial Dao Rules occasionally prompted the lords to plant a batch of seedlings.

The first batch of seedlings was almost mature, but the trend showed signs of a wood shortage.

About a month ago, each person’s share of seedlings was only a few dozen.

”Chirp chirp!”

The Yin Yang Giant Panda chirped discontentedly as if saying: I got beaten up like this, and the master is still talking about a power saw.

”How can it be the same? You getting beaten up is only a physical ache, but if the power saw is destroyed, it can never be used again,” Yi Tian quibbled as he bullied the panda.

The Yin Yang Giant Panda stroked its head thoughtfully, seeming to agree.

With its physique, it would recover soon!

”Chirp chirp!”

The Yin Yang Giant Panda chirped as if saying: I’ll never leave the territory again, bear responsibility to protect the trees.

This was what those two bears told it!

”Whack!”

Yi Tian lightly smacked the Yin Yang Giant Panda on the forehead, playfully scolding, ”What kind of logic is that? If you don’t chop trees, how can I develop the territory? Without developing the territory, how can I earn rewards? Without rewards, how can I obtain High-Level Spirit Bamboo? Without High-Level Spirit Bamboo, there will be no High-Level Bamboo Shoots. Then you’ll have nothing to eat.”

Being one of the few beasts capable of working, Yi Tian had to make good use of it.

Though it didn’t feel anything being tapped on the head, the Yin Yang Giant Panda still winced a bit.

But what the master said was absolutely right!

However, just thinking about those two bears brought a look of fear to Yin Yang’s face.

”Chirp chirp!”

The Yin Yang Giant Panda seemed to say: The two bears won’t let me chop trees, I can’t win against them!

”You activated your Divine Bear Bloodline, and you still can’t beat them? You won’t go easy on them just because they are bears, or are you trying to slack off?” Yi Tian accused the Yin Yang Panda.

”Chirp chirp!”

The Yin Yang Giant Panda quickly explained: I activated my Divine Bear Bloodline and got beaten even worse!

The Yin Yang Giant Panda pointed to its swollen panda eye.

”How much stronger are those two bears?”

Yi Tian, with a serious look, asked the Yin Yang Giant Panda.

”Chirp chirp!”

Standing tall and puffing up its chest, the Yin Yang Giant Panda tried not to show weakness: One-on-one, I’m a bit stronger; but together, they’re a bit stronger than me.

”Damn, speak clearly. If that were true, would you be beaten to this panda look?” Yi Tian tapped the Yin Yang Giant Panda’s head lightly again.

”Chirp chirp!”

The Yin Yang Giant Panda had to admit: Both bears were stronger, and they too had talents.

Anyway, it basically had no strength to resist and just got hung up and beaten.

”You’re lucky they didn’t slaughter you!” Yi Tian pondered whether he could lead people out of the territory to subdue the two bears.

They had talents. They were even more powerful than the Yin Yang Giant Panda, which had activated the Divine Bear Bloodline!

But it wasn’t clear how powerful the bears really were. What if they were too strong and were provoked?

”Chirp chirp!”

The Yin Yang Giant Panda wondered if it could stop chopping trees from now on.

”Ahem! Chopping trees must continue. Tomorrow, I’ll bring some strong folks and catch them; then nothing will stand in your way of chopping trees.”