God-Level Special Forces Soldier

Chapter 579: Chapter 576: The Perfect Instruction Manual

Ren Wenshan thought about it and felt that what Wang Bin said made sense, so he started typing on his phone.

Wang Bin watched Ren Wenshan’s actions, his curiosity growing stronger. He really couldn’t imagine which two words in the world, when combined, could make someone faint upon hearing them. Could it be some kind of spell?

Before long, the answer was revealed. Looking at the string of pinyin on Ren Wenshan’s phone: ”zhang zui.”

”Open your mouth?” Wang Bin frowned and said, ”What’s the big deal about that?”

Ren Wenshan replied, ”It might not be a big deal for you, but it’s different for me!”

”That doesn’t make sense!” Wang Bin immediately noticed something was off: ”When I said it just now, you didn’t faint.”

”Young Master Wang, what did you just say?” Ren Wenshan asked, somewhat mystified, ”I didn’t hear it!”

”Open your mouth.” Wang Bin looked even more puzzled, ”I clearly said it just now, and nothing happened after you heard it...”

Before he could finish speaking, Ren Wenshan suddenly collapsed onto the wooden floor with a thud...

——

After Xiao Tian completed a successful scam, he immediately took the money and packed up to leave.

At this moment, looking at Melinda dragging her feet with large bags slung over her shoulders, Xiao Tian said discontentedly, ”Hurry up, hurry up! With your big size, why can’t you carry such a little weight?!”

Melinda retorted with an annoyed tone, ”Why don’t you carry them then!”

”We had a bet, and you lost, so you have to accept it and can’t back out!” Xiao Tian said calmly.

”Hmph!” Melinda dropped the large bags onto the ground and sat down on her butt, ”I’m exhausted, you can go by yourself if you want!”

Melinda couldn’t help feeling a bit regretful. Last night, unable to sleep, Xiao Tian suddenly picked up his empty wine gourd and started filling it with some white stuff.

Curious, Melinda asked, ”What are you doing?”

Xiao Tian chuckled softly, ”Do you believe I can sell this stuff as gold?”

Melinda thought for a moment and disagreed, ”You have to tell me what it is first!”

”Lime.”

Those two simple words left Melinda astonished. It’s not some precious resource. She really couldn’t think of any way Xiao Tian could sell it as gold, so she said, ”I don’t believe it!”

”How about we make a bet?” Xiao Tian suggested, ”If I lose, for the entire journey ahead, except for irresistible factors, I’ll follow your every order. Whatever you say goes, and I won’t complain.”

Melinda thought it was a once-in-a-lifetime chance and agreed, asking, ”What if I lose?”

”Same thing, you’ll have to follow the same rules as me!”

Melinda felt delighted, looking at Xiao Tian’s handsome side profile and started to smile mischievously.

Then the two started writing furiously, creating those instructional leaflet-type small notes.

...

But looking back now, Xiao Tian’s smile at that time reeked of mischief. It was a kind of sly smile filled with a sense of triumph that made one grit their teeth just thinking about it.

Unexpectedly, quite a few brainless people bought his small packets of lime with a few nonchalant words, leaving Melinda to marvel. Has people’s intelligence really declined to such a level these days?!

However, there was no denying that she indeed lost this bet, and she lost terribly, with no choice but to accept it.

Because Xiao Tian did exactly what he said and exceeded expectations, seeing those piles of valuables and plenty of cash, gold, and silver jewelry next to him.

This wasn’t selling it as if it was gold; it was practically like selling diamonds!

...

Xiao Tian, seeing Melinda playing dirty, mocked her, ”I knew you wouldn’t keep your promise!”

”You...”

Melinda was speechless, but she thought of a supplementary rule that except for irresistible factors, which means as long as there’s an irresistible factor, then...

Realizing this, Melinda smiled and said, ”I am keeping my promise. My foot is injured now, and I can’t walk, so you have to carry me!” Saying this, she spread her arms, waiting for Xiao Tian to obediently squat down.

”Your foot is injured?” Xiao Tian laughed lightly, ”Let me take a look.”

”Not yet!”

Melinda picked up a stone from the roadside and said, ”If you keep pushing me, I’ll actually hurt my foot, and then you’ll have to carry me. Guess if I dare or not?”

Xiao Tian was dumbfounded, watching Melinda threaten him with self-harm and couldn’t help but admit, ”You’ve really taken cheating to a new level!”

”I don’t care, either carry me or carry those.” Melinda pointed at the large bags on the ground, ”It’s your choice!”

”I’ll carry the bags then!”

Xiao Tian picked up the bundles from the ground without hesitation, one by one, putting them on his back, ”This feeling of carrying a mountain of gold is truly indescribable!”

”Hey!” Melinda watched Xiao Tian’s face looking so greedy, ”Am I not better than those jewels?”

”It’s not about being better or not.” Xiao Tian shook his head and explained, ”There’s simply no comparison!”

Melinda dashed forward, getting closer, and asked, ”Then why didn’t you pick me?”

”Pick you?” Xiao Tian immediately made a face that said ’don’t take me for a fool’ and replied, ”If I carry you, won’t I still have to bring those things along?”

He then walked forward, leaving Melinda speechless at the scene. I, I really have nothing left to say!

...

At night, in the camp of a third party, a bonfire party that took place every day was not held today.

Inside the tent of the expert who gave Xiao Tian the Thousand-year-old Ganoderma, a half basin of water was silently placed in front of the expert.

With excitement, the expert started to unwrap a package of ”white medicinal powder” wrapped in oil paper, then took out a small note included inside.

On it was written, ”Please dissolve in warm water, immerse a towel in the water, and then wrap it around sensitive areas. Note: If the powder bubbles and emits a foul odor when added to water, it’s a normal phenomenon, so rest assured to use it!”

After reading the handwritten note, the expert carefully sprinkled the powder into the basin, then closed his eyes, fantasizing about women bowing down to his prowess.

Engrossed in his imagination, the expert began to giggle lewdly, but soon his brows furrowed, and upon sniffing lightly, he was met with an overwhelming stench.

The expert couldn’t continue his fantasy and opened his eyes, noticing the foamy bubbling scenario exactly as described on the note happening inside the basin, without much concern.