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This was a playful contraption devised by Father Goudan after spending loads of time pondering how to annoy the three-eyed treasure.

The three-eyed guy not only had three eyes himself… his collection, butler, other servants, and pets were all eyeballs.

As a fanatic of eyeballs, his world was filled with eyeballs.

If this “Enhanced Spicy Eye Onion Juice” were brought back, the whole world of the three-eyed would be filled with tears.

Just think about it, it feels satisfying.

Besides, this “Enhanced Onion Juice” not only irritated the eyes but Father Goudan had also added several scents that the three-eyed found extremely repulsive.

For the three-eyed, this companion magic device at this moment was more disgusting than falling into a cesspool.

“Do you have to be so childish?” the three-eyed young senior said while stealthily distancing himself from Tyrant Kindness, daring not to come near.

Father Goudan used water-type magical techniques to cleanse his lone claw, happily responding, “I’m childish, but I’m happy!”

The three-eyed young senior: “…”

“So, Father Goudan, I know the effects and benefits now. But when should I put this down?” Tyrant Kindness shook the companion magic device in his hand.

Perhaps coincidentally, as Father Goudan was fastening the ‘Bone Dragon Claw,’ he accidentally fused the companion magic device with Tyrant Kindness’s palm in one breath.

Tyrant Kindness was now utterly unable to remove it.

“You won’t be able to take it off anytime soon, just give up,” Father Goudan cheerfully said.

Tyrant Kindness: “!!!”

“Young friend Tyrant Song, there’s no rush.” The three-eyed young senior, standing at least a hundred meters away from Tyrant Kindness, transmitted his voice from afar, “My companion magic device is not in a hurry to be recovered, you can travel the world with it. After some time, I’ll take it back home.”

Upon hearing this, Tyrant Kindness’s eyes teared up, and at the same time, his hand slipped, accidentally unleashing another Saber-Nurturing Technique.

“Besides, Tyrant Kindness, you’ve had a rough time… why don’t you head back and rest early? Isn’t there another of Tyrant Song’s avatars, Ba Ji, here? You can leave the matters here to him and find a secluded corner to cry your heart out,” the three-eyed young senior suggested.

As Tyrant Kindness listened, the tears continued to fall.

Fairy Creation collected a crystal bottle full of tears, nodded in satisfaction, and took this bottle of ‘Tyrant Kindness’s Tears’ to the research table, placing it among the experimental materials.

Any material related to “eyeballs” might possibly be used in this experiment.

Also on the research table was a treasure like “Heavenly Dao Eye Drops.”

A few minutes later…

Tyrant Kindness was invited to the main world’s ‘Palace of Virtue.’ Carrying the companion magic device with him, he got the place to himself to calm down.

The Creation Hall was the territory of the virtuous lamia.

Although Fairy Creation had never returned there even once, she actually could remotely control the palace. For example, secretly collecting the ‘tears’ that dripped within the palace was no problem at all.

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In the research room.

The three-eyed young senior didn’t bother looking for any “excuse” and directly forced his way into the experiment team.

After such a ruckus with Father Goudan, he wasn’t even in the mood to make excuses.

Aside from Father Goudan, the other members tacitly understood what was happening — everyone was waiting for the three-eyed young man, naturally, they wouldn’t embarrass him at this moment.

As for the extremely active Father Goudan, he was directly ignored by the three-eyed young senior.

“What’s the progress on the study of the Scholarly Sage’s dual eyes?” The three-eyed young senior could be called the number one ‘ophthalmologist’ across all ages and all realms.

When it came to the study of eyeballs, no one across the myriad practitioners in the universe could match his expertise.

“Currently, we have two ideas and research directions,” Senior White two’s projection manifested and spoke, “One is to try to fuse the Scholarly Sage’s eye with Song Shuhang’s ‘undying fat whale golden core’. The other plan is to consider whether we can fuse the Sage’s eye with Song Shuhang’s main body, which could also achieve the effect of bringing you back to life.”

After pondering for a bit, the three-eyed young senior replied, “Let’s proceed with the first option. The second path might affect the future ‘proving his Dao and immortality’. Although the Scholarly Sage’s eye is extremely powerful, it is at the end of the day an extrinsic object. If it replaces Tyrant Song’s eyes, when the time comes to prove the Dao and achieve immortality… will these eyes be considered Song Shuhang’s or the Scholarly Sage’s? If handled poorly, it could lead to imperfect immortality for Song Shuhang.”

“Then are my colorful waist and my main body also considered extrinsic objects?” Self-Corpse Overlord shouted, his energy surging through his dantian.

“Whether it’s an extrinsic object, there’s only one way to know,” Father Goudan spoke up, “Each time you come back to life, whatever can recover with the ‘resurrection’ is considered a part of yourself. Everything else is extrinsic. This ugly third eye in your brow is an extrinsic object!”

Three-eyed young senior: “…” Once the experiment was over, he was going to give this black and white striped silk stocking dragon a good beating!

“So, every time I resurrect, my colorful waist is carried away by the Sage’s blood, is it an extrinsic object?” Ba Yao frowned and asked.

Would that mean he had to become a one-kidney man in his future immortal path?

“About that, you can be reassured,” Senior White two consoled him, “Last time you resurrected, I saw the whole process. Every time your main body resurrects, it still has two kidneys. The ‘colorful waist’ taken away by the Sage’s blood is more like a ‘kidney attire’. Once you resurrect, this kidney attire comes back, you put it on again, and one of your kidneys turns into a colorful one.”

Stunned, Self-Corpse Overlord was shocked by the slick move of his own main body.

Kidney attire, bright and colorful light… This was exactly like the ‘ultra-cool fashion’ in online games.

“Then let’s follow the first research direction,” Fairy Skylark’s slender fingers moved through the air, manipulating the Scholarly Sage’s dual eyes with mental power.

“Fairy Creation, go bring Song Shuhang’s fat whale golden core over,” Senior White two turned his head and called out to a corner of the research room.

In the corner, the virtuous lamia, who was playing dead curled up in a ball, raised her upper body and gave Senior White a thumbs up.

—All the rulers of the Netherworld Realm were present, and she, being a body of virtue alone, felt tremendous pressure; she joined Senior Turtle in the corner acting as a decoration.

After receiving the task, Fairy Creation’s figure flickered and disappeared.

A moment later,

The virtuous lamia reappeared, holding Song Shuhang’s ‘undying fat whale golden core’ in her hands and returned.

After a few days of not seeing it, the fat whale golden core seemed to have grown fatter, resembling a pufferfish more than ever, truly earning the title of a golden core.

“Binding the Sage’s eye and the fat whale golden core. The fat whale golden core’s ‘undying’ attribute; the Sage, none. The forced fusion of undying and non-undying, a ten-star difficulty,” Lady Kunna’s manifestation stated.

“So, shall we first try to impart a layer of ‘undying’ attribute to Scholarly Sage’s eyes?” Senior White two said.

“It’s not that easy to manipulate the undying attribute; if it were, then the myriad practitioners in the universe wouldn’t only have Fairy Skylark and Tyrant Song,” Father Goudan said.

“Hold on a second.” The three-eyed young senior suddenly pulled out a monocle and wore it, keenly studying this pair of Scholarly Sage’s eyes.

Because he discovered that deep within the Sage’s eyes, there seemed to be a strand of ‘undying’ level information.