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Chapter 827: Chapter 905 Final Battle Chu Wenrou

Why is it this woman?

Scratching his head, Chen Nan quickly realized that Chu Wenrou must have secretly taken Hua Xiaoyan’s phone and called him after finding his number.

”You old geezer, Grandfather Chen is not someone you can just insult!”

Upon hearing Chen Nan’s words, Chu Wenrou was furious, shrieking like a slaughtered pig: ”You lying coward, scumbag, how dare you insult me! If you have guts, stop hiding, see how I’ll deal with you!”

”You crazy woman, you can’t even beat my Mimi, and you want to deal with me? Grandfather here will smack you with a slap.” Chen Nan sneered.

”Ahhhhhhh...”

Chu Wenrou screamed in anger, roaring: ”Chen, you bastard, how dare you say I’m not as good as Jiang Xiaomi!”

Chen Nan replied indifferently: ”You really aren’t as good. You’re not as pretty, not as good-looking, not as smart; you’re utterly useless.”

”She has a crappy figure. Didn’t you see those little buns of hers? They’re B cups. B, do you understand?” Chu Wenrou screamed, and Chen Nan could imagine her going ballistic.

”And yours? Yours seem to be A, smaller than hers.”

”You’re talking nonsense! I’m clearly C, much bigger than hers!”

”Will you die if you don’t brag?” Chen Nan’s tone was filled with disdain as he said, ”With those little steamed buns of yours, can they compare to my Mimi’s? I think you’re just short, making you look a bit bulkier, a textbook case of a poorly developed troubled girl.”

Poorly developed!

Upon hearing these four words, Chu Wenrou’s fury was unprecedentedly intense.

She grew up fighting with Jiang Xiaomi, having countless battles. They could be called arch-enemies, and her biggest insecurity was her height. Jiang Xiaomi was a year younger but ten centimeters taller.

Actually, Chu Wenrou’s height of 156 cm is quite typical for many women in China.

But, compared to a tomboy like Jiang Xiaomi, it instantly made her uneasy, especially upon hearing Chen Nan utter the words ”poorly developed”, it fueled Chu Wenrou’s anger.

”Chen, we’ll fight to the death!”

Chen Nan responded indifferently: ”Do as you please. Anyway, if you die, I won’t.”

”You’re just an everlasting nuisance!” Chu Wenrou roared: ”If you still consider yourself a man, stop hiding and come out here. I’ll definitely torture you to death!”

Chen Nan sneered: ”It’s easy to prove whether I’m a man. Let’s go to a hotel, and I’ll immediately make you understand what a man is.”

”Shameless, go to hell!”

Chu Wenrou cursed and angrily said: ”Stop wasting words, dare to come out?”

”Grandfather I never understood the word go, but right now, I’m free, playing with you isn’t too bad. Say the location, and Grandfather will be there shortly.” Chen Nan shamelessly switched between claiming himself as Grandfather and Grandpa.

Chu Wenrou gritted her teeth audibly: ”Outside Yong’an Department Store, I’ll be waiting there. If you dare to stand me up, I’ll fight you to the death!”

”Idiot, wait for me!”

Chen Nan hung up the phone, stood up, and walked out of the room.

”Chen Xiaonan, where’re you going?” Seeing Chen Nan come out, Eastern Yun Fei curiously asked.

”No comment.”

Chen Nan shrugged and turned to leave the hall.

Eastern Yun Fei huffed, stomping her feet a few times aggressively but helplessly, complaining to Su Yixuan: ”Big sis, this guy is the bodyguard you hired, yet he’s going out at night to pick up girls. Aren’t you going to control him?”

Su Yixuan chuckled: ”How do you know he’s going to pick up girls?”

”Just guessing, that damn lecher, what else could he be doing going out at night?” Eastern Yun Fei stated angrily.

Su Yixuan shrugged with a smile: ”You seem to be jealous, don’t you?”

”Not... no way!”

Eastern Yun Fei, feeling guilty, stammered a bit and quickly pointed at the TV: ”Quick, look, the news update is starting.”

”...”

Su Yixuan was speechless, was she really not trying to cover up?

Meanwhile, after leaving home, Chen Nan drove towards the location Chu Wenrou had mentioned.

When speeding becomes a habit, things like red lights and license deductions become irrelevant. There were quite a few cars on the road now, but Chen Nan arrived at the location Chu Wenrou specified in under five minutes.

Glancing around, he didn’t spot Chu Wenrou.

”This woman’s too slow.” Chen Nan muttered to himself, picking up his phone and dialing Hua Xiaoyan’s number.

However, this time it was Hua Xiaoyan herself who answered, laughing: ”Chen Nan, how come you suddenly called me? What are you up to?”

”Where’s Chu Wenrou?” Chen Nan asked.

Hua Xiaoyan was taken aback: ”Just went out, she really hates you now. Why are you looking for her?”

”She just used your phone to call me, scheduled a duel, but I got here and didn’t see her, so I was just checking.” Chen Nan explained.

”That crazy girl!”

Hua Xiaoyan sighed helplessly: ”That’s just her temper, don’t take her too seriously.”

”At most I’ll teach her a lesson, rest assured, I won’t make her pregnant,” Chen Nan laughed heartily.

”Not decent,” Hua Xiaoyan laughed, ”I don’t think you’d dare, but if you get her pregnant, Mimi would kill you!”

Chen Nan chuckled: ”My Mimi is very gentle, you trust me, even if I made you pregnant, Mimi wouldn’t blame me.”

”You’re such a flirt.”

Chen Nan, idly teasing, said: ”How would you know if my lips are oily or my tongue is smooth if you haven’t kissed me?”

”You bastard...”

Hua Xiaoyan almost cursed.

If the ancient creators of this idiom heard Chen Nan’s interpretation, they’d likely leap from their graves for revenge.

Chen Nan commented: ”Despite being a star, a public figure, you should watch your language.”

”Friendship ends, goodbye.”

Hua Xiaoyan was speechless; even the Great Saint Confucius might curse meeting someone like Chen Nan.

Chen Nan was ready to continue teasing, but a voice suddenly came from the side: ”Shameless, teasing my cousin like that!”

Chu Wenrou’s voice was loud enough for Hua Xiaoyan on the phone to hear and laugh: ”Chen Nan, she’s here, if you dare get her pregnant, I truly admire you.”

”Screw your cousin...”

”My cousin is right in front of you, as long as you dare.” Hua Xiaoyan laughed and hung up.

Chen Nan glanced at Chu Wenrou, earnestly saying: ”Your cousin said to make you pregnant...”

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