My Silly, Sweet Wife

Private room.

Ye Guichen and his companions were eating when they suddenly heard a noise and looked up.

A group of people stormed in aggressively.

Among them was a heavily made-up woman, who looked to be over forty.

The foundation on her face was thick enough that if washed off, it might weigh three pounds.

She entered the room and started cursing at Ye Guichen: ”It’s him, he ate and drank and didn’t pay!”

Ye Guichen looked bewildered.

Mai Gu looked even more perplexed.

Wang Ying looked at Ye Guichen with amusement, as if watching a play.

Fang Yu, on the other hand, looked around curiously, as if discovering a new world.

In no time, the group surrounded the dining table.

The woman cried and cursed at Ye Guichen: ”He, he’s ruthless, played with me for three hours, tortured me to death, and ran off while I was showering. It’s just 200 yuan, what kind of man is that!”

Soon, Ye Guichen and Wang Ying understood.

Ye Guichen’s face turned dark.

He even suspected if Wang Ying was playing a prank on him.

This woman was accusing him of not paying for sex?

Dammit!

You’re uglier than a ghost, would I even want to pay for you?

Mai Gu was stunned: ”Sect Leader, do you like this kind of woman? No wonder so many beauties surrounded you but you didn’t react, this must be the real reason!”

Ye Guichen glared at Mai Gu: ”Uncle, you’re so old, can you be more responsible with your words?”

Seeing Wang Ying couldn’t help but laugh, Ye Guichen ignored her and looked at the woman: ”Are you sure you didn’t mistake me with someone else?”

”Mistaken?” The woman was prepared, as if afraid the matter wouldn’t get big, she shouted: ”Even if you turned to ashes, I’d recognize you. At that time, you said your name was Ye Guichen, that you’re rich. Oh, Miss, you judge, he even told me that for a woman like you, although you look good, you have no skills and can’t play, so he chose me!”

Saying this, she leaned towards Wang Ying, ”Miss, remember this man’s face well, don’t be fooled by his appearance.”

Wang Ying tried to hold back her laughter: ”Don’t worry, I won’t be fooled!”

She turned to Ye Guichen: ”Doctor Ye, I didn’t expect you to have such tastes, impressive, impressive.”

Wang Ying suddenly felt pleased, as if the previous frustration had vanished.

Ye Guichen ignored Wang Ying’s sarcasm and said seriously, ”Impressive? Miss Wang, get the facts straight, this lady said you have no skills, don’t know anything. The implication is clear, that you’re just a vase. Are you really a vase?”

Wang Ying’s smile froze: ”Who are you calling a vase? How am I a vase?”

”If you’re not a vase, can you not see through this clumsy scam?” Ye Guichen pointed casually at the group around him and finally at the woman: ”Even if this woman stripped naked in front of me, with all her skills, she’d still be a pig. No matter how abnormal I am, I wouldn’t fantasize about a pig, right?”

Then, he looked at Wang Ying, ”But you, though you’re sturdy, you’re a first-rate beauty. Hmm, even if you were a pig, you’d be the kind that arouses men’s desire!”

Wang Ying felt uncomfortable being stared at by Ye Guichen, but hearing his words, her face turned red with shyness.

For some reason, she felt a bit happy.

This jerk, is he complimenting me?

No!

She suddenly recalled Ye Guichen’s latter words.

”You’re the pig!” Wang Ying slapped the table and stood up: ”Explain yourself, what do you mean!”

Ye Guichen shrugged: ”Nothing, just complimenting you!”

”Your family considers ’pig’ a compliment?”

Ye Guichen nodded seriously: ”Yes, ’pig’ is a compliment, because pigs are famous worldwide, always mentioned by people.”

”I...” Wang Ying was speechless, turning red and white with anger.

This left the group who barged in confused.

One of the burly men couldn’t hold back, slapped the table twice: ”Hey, don’t change the subject, we’re here for money, you slept with my woman and didn’t pay, do you have any shame?”

”Exactly, what’s with you, looking clean but sneaking away for 200 yuan!”

”The world is truly full of wonders, look, he’s eating a meal that costs tens of thousands, maybe hundreds of thousands, but won’t pay 200. Ridiculous!”

”Film this, make this scumbag famous!”

Someone took out their phone, aiming it at Ye Guichen, seemingly ready to smear him.

Ye Guichen didn’t care, looking at the woman: ”Hey, sister, are you sure you didn’t mistake me?”

”No mistake, absolutely!” The woman was firm.

Ye Guichen nodded: ”Good, that makes things easier! I’m the type who doesn’t usually hit women, but today I’m dining with Miss Wang, we were having a good time but you disrupted it, ruining my image in her eyes. Since that’s the case, sorry!”

Slap!

A slap landed directly on the woman’s face.

She couldn’t withstand Ye Guichen’s slap.

She flew out, spinning several times in mid-air, losing several teeth, and landed unconscious on the crystal bed, blood flowing from her mouth.

The abrupt change stunned everyone else.

”You, you don’t pay and hit people?”

”Brothers, this guy is too arrogant! Let’s teach him a lesson!”

”Damn it, if we don’t kill you today, how can we continue here!”

A commotion!

The group charged forward, starting a fight without hesitation.

Someone even pulled out a machete.

With one swing, it carried a deadly aura, not something common thugs could display.

Ye Guichen squinted his eyes, glanced at a flickering camera in the corner, and smiled teasingly: ”Do you think such cheap tricks can affect me? I really don’t care! What can your smearing do? Hmph, ignorance!”

He didn’t hold back.

As they attacked, Ye Guichen also launched his moves.

In the blink of an eye.

No one saw how Ye Guichen attacked.

Everyone who rushed in flew out, crashing onto the crystal bed in a heap.

All of them passed out, their lives uncertain.

The surrounding beautiful waitresses were dumbfounded, their eyes twinkling as they looked at Ye Guichen.

Including the etiquette girl who had led Ye Guichen in.

”So handsome!”

Not only rich but also so skilled, he was simply the legendary prince charming.