Urban All-Round Master

Chapter 1656: Chapter 1690: Looks Like a Joke

If we’re talking about whether fate exists in this world, Lin Zifeng has truly witnessed it now.

The Heavenly Gate spent so much effort searching for her, only to result in such a melodramatic encounter. That chubby old God is simply a king who enjoys making jokes.

”You-you-you... sort out your words. Did you say you looked for me in Zhonghai City? Why look for me? We’re not related at all. If there’s any connection, you might just be my customer...”

Su Yueying blinked while speaking. For one, the sudden appearance of this Bodhisattva left her dizzy and stunned. For another, she was clueless as to why she was being searched for.

Honestly, Su Yueying sincerely has no relation to him.

”Su Yueying, do you know why I’m searching for you?” Lin Zifeng leaned forward slightly, looking all mysterious, and beckoned her with his palm.

Su Yueying was perplexed, leaned in, and frowned, very puzzled.

”Why?”

”Hehe, because I can help you fulfill a dream. Are you interested?”

”What dream?” Su Yueying scratched her head. Damn! My biggest dream is just to have enough food and warmth, and getting an ID card would fulfill me.

”If you’re willing, I can help you get your ideal ID card and make you a philanthropist at our Huayu Group’s charity organization! How exciting is that? Isn’t it surprising that upon meeting, I’m giving you such a big dream and ideal? Aren’t you fond of helping impoverished children?

Sure! I can help you achieve these. If you’re willing, not only can you help, but I can ensure you have endless charity work to do every day! Are you tempted? I know you’re tempted, no problem. My request isn’t high, just a kiss on my cheek~”

Su Yueying was dumbfounded, even Lin Zifeng himself felt like a sleazy uncle trying to lure an innocent girl after saying all that...

”Can it really be done?”

Su Yueying clasped her hands together, her eyes gleaming with stars, the excitement in her demeanor delighted Lin Zifeng. It was so damn smooth, he thought he’d have to explain to Su Yueying or she’d certainly mistake him for a fraud. But now? This girl’s intelligence is indeed heart-wrenching!

”Yes! As long as you are willing, I absolutely can fulfill your dreams and ideals!”

Lin Zifeng, with a determined face, looked like a hero about to fight invaders, full of enthusiasm.

”Thank you, extend your right hand, gently rest it on the handle, then pull it inward, and close the door for me. If you’re not clear-headed tonight, you can sit by the roadside and let the cold wind sober you up quickly.”

Su Yueying smiled softly.

”Uh...? Can you be more direct? I don’t understand you.” He was initially dumbfounded, as she talked so much yet he couldn’t comprehend her meaning.

”I’m telling you to get lost!”

Suddenly, Su Yueying’s expression shifted, her smiling face quickly turned fierce.

”Did you really think you could mess with me? Ah! The first time I suffered losses at your hands, haven’t you taken advantage of me enough times since then? What now? Running into me again, planning to trick me?”

With that, Su Yueying pulled out a large iron rod from the driver’s seat, got out, opened Lin Zifeng’s left side door, and started banging inside the car, trying to drive him out.

”Hey, hey, hey, we’re civilized people, could we not resort to violence? I’m being honest with you!”

Lin Zifeng was furious to the point of coughing up blood. Everything he said was genuine and achievable.

But now Su Yueying had branded Lin Zifeng as a living fraud.

The first return home, he had teased Su Yueying, even patting her behind. Later on? He’d taken advantage of her a few more times.

Think about it, how could someone like him be seen as a good person by Su Yueying?

The boasting was so over-the-top, even a three-year-old wouldn’t believe him.

”I’m not joking with you, with your antics. I’ve long wanted to beat you up! If I don’t do it today, who knows how many people you’d harm in the future!”

”Damn! You old hag, I’m seriously telling you the truth! You may not believe me, but don’t resort to violence! I’m someone who doesn’t hit women, don’t push me! If you push me, I might even hit myself!”

Lin Zifeng yelled furiously and stomped his feet. Just out of the hotel, he encountered a shrew who’s also a woman he knows.

”Really?! If I don’t beat you to find your teeth across the floor today, I won’t be called Su Yueying!”

If this happened to anyone, they’d want to punch this jerk.

Time and again treating Su Yueying like a fool. Poor Su Yueying already lacked a sense of security, surviving was good enough. Yet she consistently encountered such people.

Just the thought makes you angry.

”Whew whew...”

The iron rod nearly grazed Lin Zifeng’s nose as it swung past, just shy of hitting his nose.

”You! You’re really going for it!”

Lin Zifeng lost all his good temperament. Acting like he’s joking around, but still such a shrew.

”Is there a fake one?”

Su Yueying grew more furious with each strike, she was using all her strength, and still couldn’t touch his clothes, making her even more exasperated.

The two soft, snowy peaks on her chest swayed wildly, like water balloons. Although it was visually appealing and perfectly ample, at that moment, Lin Zifeng had no intention of admiring them...

Swift as lightning, he stepped forward and grabbed the iron rod Su Yueying was swinging.

”Haven’t you had enough of this?!”

”No!”

”Auntie! I’m really not lying to you.”

”Then let go, once you let go, I’ll believe you.”

”If I let go, would you still hit me?” Lin Zifeng asked helplessly.

”Let go first, we’ll discuss afterwards,” Su Yueying said stubbornly, she wouldn’t budge if he didn’t let go.

”Fine, I’ll let go. But everything I just said is true. I’m the real power behind Huayu Group. Since losing contact with you in Zhonghai, our Heavenly Gate has been seeking you to inherit our Huayu Group’s charity organization. If you’re willing, I can immediately take you to our Huayu Group headquarters.”

”Boo! You think you’re Huayu Group’s power figure? I could be Nangong Bing from Tianyu Group, do you trust me?”

”...”

”How would you like me to prove it?” Lin Zifeng turned pale, feeling like slapping her hard immediately.

”Aren’t you quite capable? Twist this iron rod in my hand into a pretzel, and I’ll trust you!”

In Su Yueying’s eyes, the man before her seemed to have a medical history of madness. Each encounter brought no benefit. So now, Su Yueying wished she could escape soon.

”Fine! I’ll demonstrate right in front of you.” However, contrary to Su Yueying’s expectations, the guy truly grasped the thick iron rod of at least the size of a teenager’s arm, and twisted it into a pretzel right there...

(It’s turned two o’clock, fifth update, one more coming up right away, as promised!)