Urban All-Round Master

Chapter 883: Chapter 904: Show off. Just show off.

”Ah! Sorry, I didn’t pay attention for a moment.”

Zhao Xuemo blushed, placed the kitchen knife behind her back, glanced at the items on the bed in the room, and quickly explained, ”Those things aren’t mine.”

”I understand.” Lin Zifeng nodded solemnly.

He knew that in today’s big cities, many sophisticated women are perhaps too picky or have too high standards, thus unable to find a satisfactory partner. Hence, they like to use certain things as a substitute.

”It’s really not mine. A friend left them at my place.”

Zhao Xuemo was dying of anxiety, but she couldn’t appear too agitated, or Lin Zifeng might misunderstand it as ”the guilty party gives themselves away.”

She could only blame her few close friends who, during gatherings, not only had fun but also brought such disgusting things for her. They all knew how terrifying it is for a woman to feel lonely at night.

Last time, a close friend of hers who was a company director, due to her husband being on frequent business trips, felt extremely lonely at night without anything to relieve herself, eventually resorting to a cucumber.

Afterward, many friends asked her, isn’t using a cucumber painful?

She proudly replied, ”Just put a little bag over the cucumber, right? And use shampoo as lubricant—imagine how scary women in big cities are!”

Excessive explanation now would only be a cover-up.

”I get it. I totally get it.” Lin Zifeng nodded heavily.

”You, you really get it?” Zhao Xuemo looked at him nervously.

”What do you guys get?”

At this moment, Zhao Xiaoshi’s voice came from behind.

Zhao Xuemo, suddenly nervous, gave Lin Zifeng a look, and he cleverly walked out and closed the door.

”Sister, what did you say you understood? I didn’t understand a word.”

Zhao Xiaoshi, holding a fruit basket, kept stuffing her mouth and asked unclearly.

”Nothing, just discussing cooking with Lin the manager just now.”

Zhao Xuemo’s expression didn’t change, but her heart was pounding. She waved the kitchen knife in her hand and laughed, ”Xiao Shi, our cooking isn’t done yet. Come on, help me out.”

”Ah! Better let brother-in-law do it. I don’t want to be the helper; the kitchen smoke is too smelly.”

”Come on, come on.”

Zhao Xuemo, disregarding whether she wanted to or not, directly dragged the girl out.

Lin Zifeng, who had been acting calm all along, finally let out a deep breath.

With lingering fear, he patted his chest; that scene really scared him, afraid that Zhao Xuemo would chop him with a kitchen knife for peeking into her room.

However, Lin Zifeng still felt somewhat irritated inside; leaving a dummy in her home, imagine what kinds of friends she had as a minister.

An hour of bustling activity later.

Zhao Xuemo made three of her best dishes.

Brought over by Zhao Xiaoshi, the three sat around the table, looking at the duck skewered like it was irradiated. Lin Zifeng hesitated to start eating.

Having another look at the plate of fish doused to look like charcoal, Lin Zifeng instinctively swallowed, really not daring to move his chopsticks.

”What’s wrong? Aren’t these dishes good?” Zhao Xiaoshi asked, with a rosy face.

Clearly, Lin Zifeng didn’t need to guess; these two plates must have her handiwork involved. Otherwise, how could such ’dishes’ dare be touched!!!

”No, no, these dishes, just looking at them makes me feel hungry.” Lin Zifeng’s face turned pale, blatantly lying.

”Come, brother-in-law, have some fish. Eating fish helps your brain; they say you are what you eat, have some fish brain.” Saying this, Zhao Xiaoshi enthusiastically served Lin Zifeng a chunk of fish head.

”Uh, I’d better serve myself.” Lin Zifeng really couldn’t bring himself to eat.

”If you don’t like fish, try this. I made it by myself.” Zhao Xuemo actually knew that the fish and duck were beyond lookable. Though the taste was alright, they were really hard to look at.

”These three dishes all have my contributions. Come, brother-in-law, try the duck neck; you are what you eat.”

Zhao Xiaoshi kept adding food to Lin Zifeng’s bowl, making him so uneasy that he quickly grabbed a duck rump and placed it in Zhao Xiaoshi’s bowl, earnestly saying, ”Here, you are what you eat.”

”...”

”Why? Why are you looking at me like that? Doesn’t it help? Or do you want another piece?” Seeing their confused expressions, Lin Zifeng thought they didn’t like it, moved his chopsticks, and placed another piece of duck meat in Zhao Xiaoshi’s bowl.

”Here, you are what you eat.”

Lin Zifeng had no idea he had served the duck’s eggs, and the color change in Zhao Xiaoshi’s face was most caused by his comment on ’you are what you eat...’

A meal finished, Lin Zifeng was struggling with appetite, wanting several times to rush to the bathroom to vomit, but he still forced himself to eat the dishes.

Zhao Xuemo was doing well, eating a tiny bit to fill up, and her cousin Zhao Xiaoshi also claimed she was dieting, getting full easily. As a result, Lin Zifeng became the trash can.

In this world, there always exists a batch of people who insists their cooking is the best...

”Brother-in-law, would you like some dessert?”

Now, Zhao Xiaoshi, sitting opposite Lin Zifeng, tapped his foot under the table.

”No, thank you.” Lin Zifeng was already reluctant to continue eating.

”Sister, why don’t you go prepare some dessert in the kitchen?” Zhao Xiaoshi smiled.

”Alright. You guys stay here.” Zhao Xuemo didn’t refuse, turned and headed towards the kitchen.

Her graceful posture and elegance, truly a rare beauty.

”Brother-in-law, such a good opportunity, aren’t you going to help?”

Zhao Xiaoshi suddenly leaned over with excitement.

”What?”

Lin Zifeng rolled his eyes helplessly at her, especially at the deep cleavage showing in her chest; a place so white that a grape could probably stay put between.

”Brother-in-law, you’re silly, aren’t you going to help with such a good chance?” Zhao Xiaoshi squinted her almond eyes.

Darn!

This girl is really not resting peacefully, truly pushing her cousin onto him.

”Nope.” Lin Zifeng directly refused. ”Look, girl, the meal is over, I agreed to your request, now can I leave?”

”No way! You’re taking advantage of me and want to leave so quickly?”

Zhao Xiaoshi raised her chin proudly, secretly rejoicing inside.

Sister, dear sister, everything your little sister is doing now is all for you. Can you grasp it? That depends on your luck. Though this man is somewhat poor, without money or status, his character isn’t bad, right? Better than your fiancé who hasn’t shown his face for years.

”Hehe, I have no time for your nonsense. I want to go.” Lin Zifeng patted his leg.

Getting ready to stand up, Zhao Xiaoshi jumped from her chair, spread her arms in front of Lin Zifeng, and pouted, ”You’re not allowed to leave!”

”What? Have the meal together, drank together, now to sleep together?”

Undeniably, this girl really is beautiful, even more so than her sister Zhao Xuemo, with a youthful essence.

However, Lin Zifeng’s sexual orientation isn’t that low.

Seventeen-eighteen-year-old kids, no interest. Especially these rich kids, they are even fussier. Might even get himself involved, that would be disastrous.