Urban All-Round Master

Chapter 818: Chapter 837: My Name is Gao Yuan, Not Bladder!_2

”Uh, well, uh, expatriate, what do you want to eat? I’ll go order for you.”

Lin Zifeng walked over.

”Who, who, who is the expatriate! You’re the expatriate. Please call me by my English name, Jackson, and my Chinese name, ’Gao Yuan’. And please add ’Mr.’ when you call my name in the future. Ah, a bodyguard is just a bodyguard and will never be able to say anything as noble as an ivory tower.”

One sentence from Lin Zifeng instantly hit his weak spot. If he didn’t care about his image, he would have slapped himself in the face.

He glared at him fiercely, and as he spoke, this guy twisted his hips, pulled Nangong Bing over to a corner, and sat down again, starting his ’commentary’.

”Gao Yuan? X? I could be a bladder!”

Lin Zifeng was immediately struck by the absurdity of this guy’s name.

He smiled faintly and shrugged helplessly.

”Bingbing, isn’t your bodyguard’s quality a bit too low? No, you have to replace him. I think not only is he lacking in quality, but his speech is also terribly unpleasant. Both of us have received higher education, and now you’re the CEO of the group,

With someone so uncouth by your side, don’t you think it lowers your status? You have to listen to me this time, and later I’ll have to contact a bodyguard company for you. You must at least get someone who is a college graduate.”

”Jack, isn’t that a bit too much trouble?”

”No, no, no, Bingbing, you don’t understand. What era is it now? You, as the CEO of the group, at the very least, need to find a bodyguard who’s well-educated and cultured, right? This type, not to be harsh, but if this kind of bodyguard were abroad, tch tch tch, it would be utterly embarrassing to take him out.”

The expatriate man picked out all of Lin Zifeng’s faults and shortcomings, as if in his eyes, Lin Zifeng was nothing but unsightly trash.

”Cough, cough. Jack, welcome back to the country, I’m very happy. But isn’t it a bit much for you to nitpick so much about what kind of man I choose as a bodyguard?” Nangong Bing finally feigned a bit of anger.

No matter what, Lin Zifeng was the man in her heart. Even if Jack was her best friend, she wouldn’t want Lin Zifeng’s image to be insulted like this by others.

”Well, alright then.”

”Sorry, Bingbing, you know me, I’m just like that, straightforward and blunt, I like to say things as soon as they come to mind. Please don’t mind, but I still hope you can replace him.”

”...”

Nangong Bing was speechless. She knew Jack’s personality very well, just like hers, extremely sensitive and picky about everything.

”Sorry, Jack, I’ll go order a couple of dishes you’ve never seen before, guaranteed to satisfy you.”

The woman stood up, nodding.

”Can the food in this place be eaten? Will it kill me?”

With a dark face, Jack looked around. It was afternoon, and the street vendor’s business wasn’t too good, but there were still some scattered customers.

But what caught Jack’s eyes astonishingly was the greasy and oily dishes being served one after another, which instantly made his appetite turn to disgust.

He was accustomed to eating foreign steak dishes, so he had very strict requirements for food.

He picked up a disposable chopstick and grabbed a piece of greasy braised pork, puzzled for a long time about the name of this dish, because he never had any interest in pork. So this piece of greasy braised meat, in his eyes, seemed terrifying.

”Oh! My God, isn’t this meat too disgusting, oily, compared to South Korean cuisine? It’s just trash, and they use this kind of oil to cook it? Can this even be eaten?”

The surrounding customers noticed him staring at the meat for a long time, and it immediately brought laughter to a few guys nearby.

This made the expatriate man feel even more horrified by this place.

”Still making loud noises?! My God! I’m going to die, I’m going to die, what kind of place is this? Compared to a quiet Western restaurant, it’s simply nerve-wracking.”

”What’s the matter? Do you find it unappetizing?” Lin Zifeng, holding a bunch of beers, looked at him with a smile.

”Can it eat?”

”Sorry, please speak Chinese, I’m not into foreign languages.”

”Can this be eaten?”

The expatriate man rolled his eyes in anger, especially when his gaze swept to the plate of silkworm pupae in Lin Zifeng’s hands, his scalp tingled even more.

His face turned pale, lips trembling, pointing at the silkworm pupae in Lin Zifeng’s hands, he said with a quivering voice: ”You, you won’t actually let me eat this, right?”

”Hehe, it’s a rare occasion for Mr. Bladder to return home. As a native of Zhonghai, I must offer you some local specialties to taste.”

Lin Zifeng sat down and picked up one by one the fried silkworm pupae with his chopsticks, shaking them under the horrified gaze of the returning expat, and said, ”Silkworm pupae, although they don’t look appealing, they are quite delicious and packed with high-quality protein. You won’t get tired of eating them. Want to give them a try?”

”Y-you, you dare eat such a thing?!”

”Hehe, this stuff has high nutritional value, it’s good for the body. Want to try some?” Lin Zifeng used his chopsticks to pick up a somewhat blackish-yellow fried pupa and put it near his mouth.

The expat was scared nearly shitless.

”Not going to eat? If you don’t eat, it’ll be hard to find them again when you want to.” Lin Zifeng continued to smile, retracting his chopsticks, and ate the pupa right in front of the expat.

Back in the day, when Lin Zifeng was a martial artist, he even ate defective insects, let alone just a plate of common high-protein pupae.

”Uh, sorry, you’re the guest today. I seem to have been impolite. Since the pupae aren’t to your taste, let’s try some snake instead.” Lin Zifeng stood up seriously.

”No! No! Brother, let’s sit down and talk slowly, take it easy. While this stuff might be good, it’s my first time back home, so let’s not. You don’t have to be so hospitable!”

The expat was so scared he nearly peed himself.

Joking! You’re offering a snake?

Isn’t this putting my life at risk?

”Of course, of course. I see Mr. Gao Yuan is looking frail, as host, we must use snake to strengthen you.” Lin Zifeng appeared completely harmless, and anyone could think he was acting out of kindness.

”Well, brother. I appreciate your gesture. Let’s skip the snake, just give me a glass of water instead.”

The expat continued to wipe the cold sweat from his forehead, his face pale with fear.

In his mind, he’d already cursed Lin Zifeng’s ancestors to the eighteenth generation.

”Alright, Mr. Bladder, please hold on.” Lin Zifeng kept a calm expression, secretly laughing to himself.

”...”

What the heck! I’m called Gao Yuan! Not Bladder!!!

Until Lin Zifeng came over with a glass of white liquid, the expat’s gaze turned somewhat fervent.

Zhonghai is simply hell!!!

Even the food is terrifying.

”Mr. Gao Yuan, this glass...”

”Give it to me.”

Lin Zifeng opened his mouth to speak but hadn’t finished when the guy, as if he hadn’t had water in hundreds of years, snatched the glass from Lin Zifeng’s hand and downed what was high-purity liquor!

The result was the spicy taste shot straight to his eyes, making him spit fire, his tongue as long as a hanged ghost’s!

”You damned bodyguard! You, are you trying to murder me deliberately?”

Jack shouted frantically.

”Uh, Mr. Bladder, there’s no water left; what you took was liquor. I hadn’t finished speaking when you grabbed it, so you can’t blame me, can you?” Lin Zifeng said earnestly.

”You, damn bodyguard, do you know I am Bingbing’s senior brother? I asked you for a glass of water, and you dare treat me this way? Are you jealous because I’m better looking than you? Damn bodyguard, I’m going to fire you!”

”At your service anytime.” Lin Zifeng squinted at him.

”What’s going on?”

Hearing Jack’s sharp voice, Nangong Bing quickly emerged from inside the eatery.

”Bingbing, look at this damned bodyguard of yours. I asked him for a glass of water, and he gave me liquor. This is murder! It’s premeditated murder!”

Jack shouted furiously, venting his anger by pointing at the surrounding customers, displeased, ”Damn bodyguard, you must be jealous of the great friendship between Bingbing and me. I’m going to fire you! Bringing us to this lousy place to eat, is this human food? You’re all a bunch of pigs!”