Urban All-Round Master

Chapter 676: Chapter 669: Don’t Talk If You Have Small Breasts

Chapter 669 Don’t Speak, Little Hungary

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Damn it! Just sneaking in and already discovered so quickly, this is embarrassingly fatal if it gets out. After all, I did have some experience in reconnaissance, but now look what happened, I failed at reconnaissance and got easily detected.

What a failure, an utter failure. As he thought about it, Lin Zifeng’s face turned red.

Lin Zifeng’s pupils narrowed slightly, seeing there was nowhere left to hide, and he hurriedly rolled towards the bathroom. Now, the only place he could probably hide was in the bathroom. Otherwise, he really didn’t know where to hide to be safe, considering this wasn’t his home.

Just as he pushed open the black door with its pink trim decorations, the distinctly light scent of soap bubbles hit his nose, the entire bathroom was very large, extremely large!

He estimated the bathroom was at least equivalent to two separated rooms. Nowadays many rich people prefer to have such bathrooms, half is a steam sauna and the other half is for bathing.

Lin Zifeng didn’t even think before he ran into the sauna room. As the steam rolled and mixed with the mist behind the shower curtains, the temperature got higher and higher, and now he was in trouble...

Damn, why come early or late, but had to come now? This really wants my old life.

”Sister Xue Mo, what size clothes do you wear? Are you the same size as me, or a bigger or smaller size?” Outside the bathroom, a woman’s crisp voice sounded very pleasant and magnetic, but at this moment the man whose head was steaming with sweat felt a chill run down his back!

Xue, Xue Mo?

Zhao Xuemo? Could it be that the acquaintance the old lady mentioned at home is Zhao Xuemo?

Oh my god!

This can’t be real!

Lin Zifeng felt his brain suddenly become incredibly majestic. Why do all the melodramatic things in this world happen to me?

”Just a larger size,”

As expected!

The voice from the bathroom was the one he recognized from the other night!

Gulu gulu.

His throat started making irregular gurgling sounds as he pressed himself against the inside of the sauna room, enveloped in the thick fog.

He didn’t even dare to take a deep breath. Last night he had clearly heard a desolate howling sound, thinking it was the mysterious and handsome guy who made it, only to find the little meatball lying honestly in the living room.

Upon inquiry, the owners of only a nearby villa kept a dog. And now this melodramatic scene unfolded, Lin Zifeng was almost in tears.

Here was a man who had been wise for an age, dominating the entire mercenary world, who escaped from the Dark Prison where he had a narrow escape from death, and yet now was subjected to this inhuman torture. The great Death God being forced to hold his breath in someone else’s bathroom—this would be a laughing stock if it got out.

”Hehe, Sister Xue Mo, you’re too coy, aren’t you? Clearly it’s a larger size and yet why do you wear something so tight? Aren’t you afraid of suffocating?” Outside the bathroom was clearly the voice of a young girl.

Just by listening to her voice, Lin Zifeng was able to judge that her physiological age should not exceed twenty years old!

As for why she would appear in the villa, Lin Zifeng was currently unable to determine.

”You naughty girl, haven’t seen you for a few days, are you getting itchy again? I’ve always been a small size, or do you seriously want me to wear a large size just to show off?” Zhao Xuemo’s dissatisfied voice came from the bathroom and thankfully, the bathroom was big enough, with separate bathing and sauna areas; otherwise, Zhao Xuemo might have discovered someone’s presence earlier on.

”Hehe, Sister, can I ask you a tiny tiny question?”

The girl said cheerfully, her voice very sweet—not knowing what she looked like though.

But peeking through the glass door’s shadow, Lin Zifeng stealthily snuck a few glances.

The girl was not as perfect as Lin Zifeng had imagined in his head; her figure was slightly overweight, and her weight might very well have reached one hundred thirty...

For a girl of this level, that’s indeed considered fat.

Fortunately, Lin Zifeng wasn’t averse to plump girls; there’s nothing wrong with a bigger girl.

Chubby and soft, pinch them and they bounce back—how great is that! Keep complaining about the slow updates and this chubby girl will be your future wife!

”Go ahead, ask away all the questions you want to ask me all at once,” Zhao Xuemo was somewhat helpless with her younger cousin.

”Mm-hmm, sis, I just wanted to ask how you maintain your figure, how can it be so nice.”

”Hehe, little girl, your figure is also not bad. Compared with your sister, you may not be as voluptuous, but you’re petite and cute, you know? A lot of guys nowadays like your type. Don’t think too poorly of yourself.”

Zhao Xuemo continued to wipe her body, fortunately Lin Zifeng’s angle made it difficult to see.

However, hearing Zhao Xuemo praise her chubbiness as having a good figure made Lin Zifeng puzzled, like a monk unable to touch his own head.

Clearly that chubby appearance, yet claiming a good figure?

Is, is there something wrong with her eyesight?

”Sister, it’s because I’m petite, it has made my status so low in class, they all laugh at me.”

Saying this, the girl seemed to feel the pain in her heart, even lifting her hand to stretch out her clothes to emphasize.

Looking at her flat self, she indeed felt like crying without tears.

”Who dares to laugh at you? How can your classmates laugh at you like that? Everyone grows up from being little, and one day you’ll be big, don’t worry.”

Zhao Xuemo consoled her.

Not only did she feel like laughing, but Lin Zifeng was also close to spitting out his drink. You’re small, you’ve no right to talk.

”Xue Mo sis, looking at how big you are, do you have any secrets? Can you help me grow bigger? I need to regain my confidence.”

”Ah! Grow, grow bigger?” Inside the bathroom, Zhao Xuemo was also covered in black lines on her forehead.

Grow bigger? How to grow?

This seemed like something only men could do, right?

Even Zhao Xuemo, a woman of wide experience, was momentarily stumped by the question.

”Alright, I’m done washing; I’ll go to the sauna first, you come in and wash.”

With the sound of water starting in the bathroom, Zhao Xuemo entered the bathroom.

Hiding in the sauna, Lin Zifeng was terrified, with nowhere to hide, frantically looking for something in the sauna room to cover his body with, but alas, apart from a few pieces of charcoal, there was absolutely nothing else. There seemed to be a piece of wet, decaying wood nearby.

”Mm-hmm, alright, I’m going to change my clothes and will be right over.”

Behind the glass door, the girl was clearly excited, hurrying off with a wiggle.

However, at this moment, Zhao Xuemo had already entered the sauna room.

Due to the steam and the dim lighting, Zhao Xuemo stepped gently with her shiny little feet, wiping her wet hair step by step as she walked towards the sauna.

After opening the golden door, the woman closed her eyes, contentedly sitting down on the small bench inside the sauna room, sitting on the bench, while someone else was squatting in a small corner of the sauna room.

Trembling almost entirely, fearing that the woman would notice his presence at first sight.

Fortunately, Zhao Xuemo hadn’t paid much attention to the sauna room, and almost from the moment she closed the door, she kept her chin up, placing a towel on her neck, quietly and contentedly closing her eyes to enjoy the refreshing feeling brought by the sauna.

It was also fortunate that she wore clothes on her body.