The Darling of Heaven Owns a Rip-off Shop

The Chief Eunuch was somewhat exasperated, why would the Empress still keep such an impudent little palace maid close to her side? Could it be that there’s something extraordinary about her? In the palace, which of the little maids and eunuchs doesn’t try to curry favor with him? This was the first time he’d met someone so disrespectful towards him. How strange!

Inside the bedchamber, the Emperor suppressed his anger, sat down, and said in a deep voice, ”Do you have something important to say to me? It better be something real.”

”And what brings you here?” Tianmiao picked up a small silver fork, speared a peeled grape, and lazily asked.

”You... you actually speak to me like this?” The Emperor looked at the calm and composed Empress in astonishment, up until now, the Empress seemed to have no intention of paying respects.

”What’s wrong with the way I’m speaking? If you’ve come to defend your little sweetheart concubines, then you can just leave. I allocate resources strictly according to ancestral rules. If you feel sorry for them, then use your own rewards for them.” Tianmiao lazily laid back on the chaise lounge, waved her hand, ”If there’s nothing else, please leave, I need to prepare for my afternoon nap.”

The Emperor was bewildered, his mind full of questions. Has the Empress gone mad?

”Do you know what you’re saying? You’re talking to me like this? Are you still not awake?” The Emperor incredulously asked.

”Ah, I used to live too submissively. From now on, I won’t wrong myself, and plan to be a real Empress, to enjoy the life an Empress should enjoy,” Tianmiao sneered, ”So, Emperor, do you have anything else? If not, you can leave.”

”Insolent!” The Emperor shouted angrily, reaching out his hand to grab Tianmiao’s hand.

The Chief Eunuch standing outside the door jumped at the sound of the angry shout, worriedly looking at the tightly closed door. Did the Empress anger the Emperor? This has never happened before. The Empress had always been cautious and prudent. Although the Emperor never showed her a friendly face, he had never gotten angry with her. What on earth happened?

Kong Hou’s lips curled up. Of course, she sensed what was happening inside. The Emperor wanted to get rough with her master? Hehe, there’s a good show to watch.

The Emperor reached out to grab Tianmiao’s hand, intending to pull her up to stand.

However, the next moment, Tianmiao reached out to grasp the Emperor’s wrist, pulling him abruptly, causing the Emperor to fall onto the chaise lounge.

The Emperor’s heart skipped a beat; what’s going on? In that instant, his mind was filled with something risqué; has he ever experienced this way before?

Yet, the next moment, the Empress’s palm slapped onto the Emperor’s buttocks.

”You want to get rough with me? You?” Tianmiao’s palm continued to slap the Emperor’s buttocks, ”I’ve tolerated you long enough these two years. Walking around arrogantly, doting on whoever you want, treating others as stepping stones, your noble love must be highlighted by others, mustn’t it?”

The Emperor was stunned, he was being spanked?

Like a child being spanked by an adult?

Humiliation!

It’s simply the utmost humiliation!

The Emperor struggled to get up, but he horrifyingly discovered a fact; he couldn’t get up!

His strength was actually no match for the Empress’s?!

”What’s wrong with me eating well? You dare to come and question me? Shouldn’t the Empress’s food, clothing, and usage be the best in the harem? Your penny-pinching looks are truly unbecoming.” Tianmiao berated while continuing to thrash the Emperor.

”Let me go, let go quickly. Otherwise, I will execute your entire clan!” The Emperor struggled, filled with humiliation, threatening with his mouth.

”Execute away, execute!” Tianmiao sneered, beating him harder.