Chaos Devourer System: My Classless Ascension

Chapter 464: Chapter 462:New words!

”I can’t believe you just swiped that poor man of all his money.” Shaia’s voice was quite judgmental as we got ourselves settled within the large room we’d rented for ourselves.

”My love. You’re getting things mixed up. I didn’t swipe anything. I just acquired it, yes, that’s what I did. I don’t need devouring every time I want to acquire something.”

”Did you really just say that? Like, are you really going to use such a lame excuse to defend your thievery?” Sana’s dumbfounded voice rang out in my head.

”You can call it lame, but that’s all I did. And he didn’t complain when I took it, did he?”

”You slapped his teeth out completely! He couldn’t even speak if he wanted to!”

”The bottom line is, he didn’t say anything, so you girls can’t prove I forced or stole anything.” I shrugged, firmly convinced I was in the right.

”Master... did you get more shameless while I was away?” Elira asked.

”I have no idea what you’re talking about.”

”Umm... Benefactor Dante, why... why are we in the same room?” A timid voice finally brought my attention back to the world around me, as my gaze landed on the fidgeting yet trying-to-stay-composed figure of Nyssara.

”You can drop that benefactor tag, just call me Dante, and as for your question, well, it’s because we’re low on funds, so we’ll have to share this room while the others share the other room.”

””””LIES!!!!””””

Ignored.

”Is... is that so?”

”Yup. But don’t worry, we won’t be staying long anyway. We’ve got a meeting with the others to figure out how we’re going to be moving from here on out.” I smiled reassuringly, as the woman seemed to finally calm down.

Good looks for the win again.

”Alright, little man, wanna go take a bath?”

”YAYYYY!!!!!!”

”Good boy!!” I threw off my shirt, firmly enjoying the heated gaze I was feeling on my body as I made my way toward the bathroom.

It was time to wash off the ick of cringe that had touched me earlier today.

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”Alright, people. Time to discuss what we’re doing from here on out.” I had finally gathered the others together in the room I shared with Nyssara as we got down to talking business.

”How we’re moving? What’s there to discuss? Didn’t we already conclude that we’re going in guns blazing, wreck everything, get the information we want, then leave?” The monkey scratched his head, confused.

”Well, monkey! I changed my mind.”

”The fuck do you mean you changed your mind?” Paku asked.

”I’ve decided we’ll do this the subtle way. Infiltrate. Integrate ourselves into the world, and then from there, we get information discreetly before deciding to do anything drastic.”

”Bitch! Who the fuck are you, and what have you done with Dante?” The monkey seemed alarmed as he pointed his staff at me.

”What the fuck are you doing, banana brains?”

”You’re asking me? As if you didn’t just hear what you said? You, whose entire life ideology is ’if violence doesn’t solve your problems, then you’re not using enough violence,’ are now talking about infiltration? Integration? DISCRETION!??? Bitch! Come out of that disguise, NOW!!”

”This motherfucker!!! Will you get that fucking stick out of my face? Or do you need an ass-whooping session?”

The tension between me and the monkey had drawn tight, and right when I was about to deliver a proper beatdown—

”You know, one of these days, this little guy is going to pick up on all the cursing you bastards keep saying in front of him.” Leo’s words shut us down instantly.

”I’d like to watch just how fucked you guys are going to be when those crazy women wake up and realize you’ve just taught their tiny obsession a bad word. Especially that aunt of yours; I’d really love to see what she does to you guys.”

A collective shiver ran through the spines of each and every single one of us at the mere thought of what would happen should such a scenario truly come to fruition.

Aunt V had become very attached to the little man since the last time Mel took Hope and the little guy over there. So now, should we ”taint” his innocence with our cussing, then—

”Alright. No more curse words whenever the little man is around.” I tried to finally do some damage control. After all, we’d been cussing all this while and the little man was still clueless, so it was better we stopped while we were ahead. But—

”Fucked?” It would seem my luck finally ran out.

A cold silence fell within the room as I, Malachi, Paku, Salazar, and even Leo froze in our skins.

My eyes rose as the little man’s face fell, his purple eyes looking deep into mine, bright and innocent, yet his words—

”Big Brother, what does ’fucked’ mean?” His words made my face go sheet-white as I brought him down from my head faster than thought.

”It means nothing! You hear me? That word means nothing! In fact, you never heard that word, okay? That word doesn’t exist! Understand!?” I stressed every word, trying to force the little man’s mind away from it. And luckily—

”Hmmm... Okay!! If Big Brother says so.” The little guy smiled brightly as he replied with a cute nod.

”Haaa...” A collective sigh of relief escaped every single one of us as we had finally dodged a major bullet right there.

”Phew... fuck! That was intense. I thought we fucked up back—”

”YAYYYY!!!! FUCK!!!”

”Dante!!!!!”

”Ooops!!” My hands flew to my mouth, but the damage was already done.

”YAYYY!! Fuck!! Fuck!! Fuck!! Big Brother said fuck!! Heheheheheheheh...”

”Luc... Lucien. Don’t say that... don’t say that word. It’s a bad word... listen to Big Brother.”

”Eyy? But Big Brother just said it, no?”

”Ye... yes... but don’t listen to what Big Brother says all the time. That word is bad, so please stop saying it, please...” I begged. My life was at stake here; I needed this kid to stop saying that word. But—

”Hehehehe... since Big Brother said I shouldn’t listen to him, then no! Lucien won’t stop. Heheheh... Fuck!! Fuck!! Fuck!!”

”Fuck!!!” The curse ripped itself out of me before I could even stop myself.

”YAYYY!!! BIG BROTHER SAID FUCKKKK!!!!!”

”Dante!!! You MOTHERFUCKER!!! Shut the fuck up!!” Malachi roared, trying to help, but—

”MOTHERFUCKER!!! MOTHERFUCKER!!! Heheheheheh!! YAYYY!!! FUCK!! MOTHERFUCKER!!! Lucien can’t wait to show Big Sis the new words he learned.”

Our faces went white as ghosts as we heard the impromptu threat to our lives coming out of the mouth of this little man.

”Fuck!! What do we do!?” Paku asked.

”Let’s start by stopping saying the word fuck! You fucking bastards!!” Salazar screamed in fright.

”But you just used the same word, you fucker!! Stop trying to correct shit if you won’t help out!!” Leo was panicking. For an apostle of despair, he seemed just a hair’s breadth away from falling into it. And—

”SHIT!! SHIT!! MOTHERFUCKER!!! FUCK!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!” That feeling only worsened when Lucien picked up another word from him as well.

”I’m so dead... I’m so dead...” The chicken-cat broke down in a rocking posture.

”Bitch! Snap out of it!! We can fucking do this...”

”””DANTE!!! STOP FUCKING TALKING!!!!!”””

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”You idiots know you’re just making things worse, right?” Sana’s grating voice wasn’t helping me in any way right now.

”And what do you suggest, oh wise and brilliant Sana?”

”I was going to give you a suggestion, but never mind. Figure it out yourself, humph!”

”Sorry!! Sorry!! Don’t be mad. Please help. This little man is about to get us killed.”

”Humph! Fine. But only because you’re desperate.”

”Yes... yes... now how do I save my ass?”

”It’s easy. The boy is just a child. Just give him something new to distract himself.”

”And where am I going to find something more interesting than the new words he keeps spamming like threats?”

”How am I supposed to know? I just gave you a suggestion.”

”Alright... think, Dante... think...”

”Pfft...” The cute, suppressed laughter of the beautiful blue-skinned woman beside me made an idea click in my head.

A small smile curled up my lips as I finally relaxed and called out,

”Hey, little man!”

”Eyy? Big Brother? Want to teach Lucien new words?”

”Like fucking hell I do!”

I resisted the urge to pull my hair out as I took a deep breath.

”Don’t you think you’ll have more fun playing with your new big sister? You two haven’t had much time together, after all.”

”New big sister?” The kid’s head tilted cutely, and I knew I got him.

Bingo!

”Yes... your big sister Nyssara here. You two haven’t had any time to play together, right?” I pushed the confused woman forward as I placed her in the line of fire.

”Ehh? Big Sis? Are you Lucien’s new big sis?” The little man, innocent as he was, climbed into her embrace, head tilted in curiosity.

I could see Nyssara visually melt from the overwhelming cuteness radiating off the kid as a beautiful smile appeared on her face, one that lit up the room.

”Hehehe... if you, little man, will allow me, then sure, I can be your new big sis,” she replied, ruffling his hair.

Is it that easy to get a woman to like you? Did I actually have competition? I couldn’t help but think as I saw this kid easily bypass a woman’s defenses with nothing but innocence and cuteness.

”No matter, seems I’m finally fre—”

”YAYYY!!! A new big sister!! Lucien has a new big sister.” The little man went wild, yet just as quickly, ”but wait, if you’re my new big sister, does that mean you’ll be doing that too?”

”Huh? Doing what?”

”You know, screaming all night whenever you’re together alone with Big Brother, just like all my other big sisters do every night!”

Nyssara blushed furiously at the kid’s words, and before I knew it—

”MOTHERFUCKER!!!”

”YAYYY!!! MOTHERFUCKER!! FUCK!!! HEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!!”

Haaa... what a stressful day this was about to become...

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A/N: Don’t ask me what came to my mind when writing this Chapter, because I myself don’t even know, wtf? Lucien just became a threat to nationals safety, lol... anyways, as always,

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