Time Travel: The Best Doctor in Ancient Times

Chapter 1395: Chapter 1048: Solve Everything with a Rooster!

Isn’t it just a wedding without a groom?

Can’t you see that our evildoer is now entirely absent? He even found such a grandiose excuse of retreating for cultivation!

Whenever Gu Changsheng thinks of this, he becomes incredibly frustrated!

For God’s sake!

It’s really the Emperor isn’t anxious but the Empress is. What’s she getting worked up about?

The matter doesn’t solely concern her, so why is she the only one like an ant on a hot pan?

She’s spinning in circles while others are happily shutting themselves away, enjoying their life!

This makes Gu Changsheng very envious!

There’s neither admiration nor jealousy, only resentment!

Generally speaking, when Gu Changsheng is in a bad mood, anyone perceptive wouldn’t rush to her and ask for trouble!

Because usually at such times, Gu Changsheng tends to be particularly merciless!

According to what Gu Changsheng thinks, Diao Chan should be utterly speechless from her statement!

However...

However, she wasn’t!

This woman, Diao Chan, although named after a famous woman, looks more like a man than a man. Otherwise, she wouldn’t excel so much, yet her major issue is this marriage matter!

And Diao Chan’s temperament matches her rough appearance; it’s incredibly coarse!

”Wow!” Thus, after Gu Changsheng finished speaking, Diao Chan first froze slightly, then quickly came back like she’d been startled, slapped her chest with excitement and said to Gu Changsheng, ”My Lord, believe it or not, I’ve actually seen a wedding without a groom!”

Hearing this, Gu Changsheng suddenly twitched, looking at Diao Chan in disbelief, ”You’ve seen it? Can a wedding without a groom even be called a wedding?”

”Of course! My Lord, don’t worry, even if the son-in-law doesn’t appear, it’s no problem. I’ve got it covered!” Diao Chan continued boldly.

Upon hearing this, Gu Changsheng was immediately puzzled!

She suddenly became curious about what kind of wedding Diao Chan was talking about when she mentioned a wedding without a groom!

So curious about it, Gu Changsheng just asked, ”Then tell me...”

”Such a simple matter! Just hold a rooster, and everything is sorted!” Diao Chan waved her large manly hand, speaking nonchalantly!

Upon hearing this sentence, Gu Changsheng’s vibrant face suddenly became extraordinarily colorful!

Red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and violet!

A rainbow-like change, Gu Changsheng raised a trembling finger, pointing at the altogether pleased Diao Chan, her lips quivering, ”You...you...hold a rooster...you...you...”

Just hold a rooster, and everything is sorted!

Hold a rooster...

This sentence echoed tirelessly in Gu Changsheng’s mind, making her face eventually settle on a dark shade, like the bottom of a pot!

”Boom!”

The next instant, before the bewildered Diao Chan could realize, she received a solid kick on her backside, staggering a few steps, headfirst into the corridor post!

”My...My Lord?” Hugging the post, Diao Chan steadied her coarse body, turning around with a hint of grievance!

Heaven bears witness, did she say something wrong?

Why is she always the one getting hurt?

”Damn Diao Chan, you’re mocking me for being uneducated!” Raising her hand to point at Diao Chan, Gu Changsheng, with a face like pig liver, angrily accused, ”What do you mean by ’holding a rooster to sort everything’? Indeed, I haven’t eaten pork, but I’ve seen pigs walk. Do you think I don’t know?”

While accusing, Gu Changsheng pressed Diao Chan bit by bit, ”Do you know what kind of wedding requires holding a rooster to complete the wedding? Do you know or not? Or are you pretending to be confused purposely to fool me?”

”Timo, only ghost marriages or joy-bringing ceremonies require holding a rooster! One is for the deceased, the other for those near death. Who the hell are you cursing? Huh? Who are you cursing?”

As Gu Changsheng spoke, she slapped Diao Chan on the forehead!

For God’s sake, she’s genuinely pissed off by Diao Chan!

What kind of brain does this person have? How deep is this brain’s pit?

”Wow! My Lord, if you hadn’t said anything, I’d have forgotten about this...” Only then did Diao Chan return to her senses, looking startled.

Gu Changsheng raised her hand, initially wanting to smack Diao Chan a few more times to vent her anger, but upon seeing her innocent and straightforward appearance, she instantly lost the desire to continue!

Damn it, she knew it!

Considering Diao Chan’s limited brain capacity, to pretend to be confused intentionally, she might really not be capable of such brainpower!

This woman is born for the battlefield, except for a slight sensitivity to troop formation, as for the rest...Gu Changsheng can only say ”ha-ha!”

That was simply an idiot plus level three!

A ghost marriage and joy-bringing marriage! How much of a failure must Gu Changsheng be to end up like that?

This is truly the most vicious curse!

Gu Changsheng truly admires Diao Chan to the point of prostrating herself in awe!

Just what kind of people are these around her? Are they determined to give her a hard time every day?

”You leave! Old mother won’t marry a chicken, stop worrying uselessly...” Rubbing her forehead, Gu Changsheng waved her hand at Diao Chan with some headache.

Quickly send Diao Chan away!

Forget about attacking her aesthetic, challenging her understanding of genders is also fine, but why do they have to be so clueless?

She’s really about to lose her patience!

”Alright... I’ll take my leave then...” Hearing this, Diao Chan let go of the corridor pillar with an awkward face, retreating step by step, still wearing an expression of frustration for not being able to ease her master’s burden.

Watching Diao Chan leave, Gu Changsheng turned back, looking at the tightly closed door not far away, her head aching again!

Geez, what is this all about?

How come she was just told to quickly marry, and now suddenly everyone seems to be silent like gold?

What on earth are they trying to convey by avoiding her?

Gu Changsheng suddenly felt that her brain capacity seemed to be quite insufficient, getting a little stuck!

”My lord!”

Just when Gu Changsheng was furrowing her brows, unable to make sense of it, Diao Chan, who had already left, returned again!

”Ah! It’s scary how you startled me like this, don’t you know? Timo just left, why are you back again?”

Gu Changsheng was shocked by Diao Chan’s sudden voice, immediately stepping back, clutching her chest.

Hearing this, Diao Chan couldn’t help but raise her hand to touch her nose, this slightly feminine gesture performed by the rough-looking Diao Chan looked immensely awkward, as Gu Changsheng found her eyes sore and stomach cramping!

”My lord, it’s not that I see you looking troubled, feeling uneasy inside, so I came to ease your worries!” Diao Chan said in a somewhat ingratiating manner, with a smile hanging on her rugged face.

”No! Stop, please! If you don’t poison my eyes, and don’t add to my troubles, I would be thanking heaven and highly chanting ’Amitabha’!”

Hearing this, Gu Changsheng immediately waved her hand, expressing her unabashed opinion on Diao Chan’s appearance.

Fortunately, the thick-skinned Diao Chan was already accustomed to such personal attacks from her master, as if it was abnormal not to receive them, hence Diao Chan didn’t take Gu Changsheng’s words to heart, continuing to smile and say, ”My lord, what you said, for a girl with such a naturally male appearance like me, is truly one in ten thousand, in other words, my lord you actually struck a great deal, such a rare person is indeed serving right before you!”

Upon hearing this, Gu Changsheng’s mouth corner twitched.

Does this mean, damn it, she has to be grateful and appreciate it?

Diao Chan’s thick skin... really has no match!

”Alright, alright! Ancestor, if you have something to say, say it quickly, and leave right after! Don’t you see I’m busy worrying here? I have no time for you to mess around!” Gu Changsheng was truly speechless at Diao Chan, waving her hand, speaking helplessly.

”Indeed! My lord, didn’t you say you wouldn’t marry a rooster? Actually, it’s not difficult, The Lord urged you to marry quickly, probably fearing danger as you head north, wanting you to have no regrets, but now, your son-in-law is behind closed doors, my lord you just swap for another man, standing here there’s just one perfect candidate, the City Lord is pretty good, handsome, skilled in martial arts, his city stands firm against three kingdoms, and the key is his head of white hair, it’s simply stunning to the point of fortress-blasting...” Hearing this, Diao Chan immediately became excited, not even realizing Gu Changsheng’s face was getting darker and darker, she said exuberantly.

That’s right!

Gu Changsheng’s face at this moment is dark! Dark!

How could it not be dark?

Damn it, she wants to hit someone now!

”Diao Chan, how much benefit did you receive from Hongyan and those old Southern Border ministers in the Capital City?” Gu Changsheng’s voice sounded gritted, the sound of grinding teeth clearly audible.

”Not much, not much, they just promised me a delicate Southern Border young man...” Diao Chan instinctively replied.

”Diao Chan...” Eyes narrowing slightly, Gu Changsheng called out lightly with a dangerous face, ”I reckon your skin is itching a bit...”

”No... Ah! My lord don’t hit! Don’t hit!” Intending to deny, but before Diao Chan finished her sentence, she was subjected to a face-full beating by Gu Changsheng, hurriedly blocking, crying out in pain.

”Stop? Old mother won’t stop? Just a lil’ charming young man bought you over, you ungrateful wretch, today if old mother doesn’t beat you, it would be unjust to the careful nurturing for so long! Actually daring to advise old mother to enter the harem, if it lets the evildoer know, be mindful of your life!” Using her hands like Wind Fire Wheels, Gu Changsheng hit without holding back.

”Ah! My lord! Don’t hit! Don’t hit my face! It’ll ruin my looks!”

”Looking like this, does ruining looks even matter?”

”My chest is almost getting flattened...”

”Saying that as if you have a chest!”

”...”

”Help! Murder! My lord is beating hands down his subordinates...”

”...”

The two, one running in disarray, the other relentlessly chasing, drawing numerous patrol guards of the City Lord’s Mansion frequently turning their heads, wearing expressions of disbelief, as if seeing some monsters...